If t-shirts told the truth…

Rockso the Clown as a kid.

Found at a drug rehab center for kids.

Bring on the space cake!

Sats ut all really

Only 2 stars? Not that much on the scale for Grand Theft Auto

A model child

I don’t like My birthday and I don’t love my parents but I still do drugs.

Brought to you by the Partnership For A Shirt Free America.

I love my birthday, I like my drugs, and I do parents.

I thought:
Like birthday.
Love parents.
Do drugs.

Makes more sense.

Than:
Love birthday
Do parents.
Like drugs.

This shirt is also made of Hemp.

This shirt looks odd.

Has he been pulling the neck over his backside?

Don’t forget to bring a towel!

Fear and Loathing at Chucky Cheese.

@Marum | 4:49 am: That, or stoned washed cotton.

Guess what he’ll be getting from his parents for his birthday…

Hello Mudda, Hello Fadda.
Here I am in County Lock Up.

T-shirt brought down by Moses from the top of Mount Fuji.

So that’s how to be high on life.

Well, I guess the caffeine in my chocolate birthday cake counts as drugs.

Whoa whoa whoa, something’s not right…

You LOVE YOUR PARENTS?!?

What they wear at raves evidently.

Yeah, so?

His parents are drug dealers.

If you’re *in* love with your parents, then all the drugs in the world aren’t gonna help ya.

– But Mommy, it’s my first birthday!

Just don’t caption

Could be exactly as intended.