If t-shirts told the truth…

posted on 11 May 2016 in Clothing

i-like-my-birthday

Photo courtesy of Laurel Kolacny.
Shirt found in Japan.

29 captions

  1. Huu Yuu | 4:02 am |

    Rockso the Clown as a kid.

  2. Huu Yuu | 4:04 am |

    Found at a drug rehab center for kids.

  3. DrLex | 4:06 am |

    Bring on the space cake!

  4. algernon | 4:06 am |

    Sats ut all really

  5. Huu Yuu | 4:06 am |

    Only 2 stars? Not that much on the scale for Grand Theft Auto

  6. algernon | 4:07 am |

    A model child

  7. Big Fat Cat | 4:17 am |

    I don’t like My birthday and I don’t love my parents but I still do drugs.

  8. jjhitt | 4:17 am |

    Brought to you by the Partnership For A Shirt Free America.

  9. Droll not Troll | 4:28 am |

    I love my birthday, I like my drugs, and I do parents.

  10. Marum | 4:45 am |

    I thought:
    Like birthday.
    Love parents.
    Do drugs.

    Makes more sense.

  11. Marum | 4:47 am |

    Than:
    Love birthday
    Do parents.
    Like drugs.

  12. Marum | 4:49 am |

    This shirt is also made of Hemp.

  13. Marum | 4:50 am |

    This shirt looks odd.

    Has he been pulling the neck over his backside?

  14. Frank Burns | 5:01 am |

    Don’t forget to bring a towel!

  15. Frank Burns | 5:08 am |

    Fear and Loathing at Chucky Cheese.

  16. Droll not Troll | 5:14 am |

    @Marum | 4:49 am: That, or stoned washed cotton.

  17. J-Luke | 7:00 am |

    Guess what he’ll be getting from his parents for his birthday…

  18. jjhitt | 8:12 am |

    Hello Mudda, Hello Fadda.
    Here I am in County Lock Up.

  19. SF | 8:12 am |

    T-shirt brought down by Moses from the top of Mount Fuji.

  20. timmy | 11:22 am |

    So that’s how to be high on life.

  21. Lora | 11:49 am |

    Well, I guess the caffeine in my chocolate birthday cake counts as drugs.

  22. Rt | 2:06 pm |

    Whoa whoa whoa, something’s not right…

    You LOVE YOUR PARENTS?!?

  23. Long Tom | 3:45 pm |

    What they wear at raves evidently.

  24. Filboid | 7:16 pm |

    Yeah, so?

  25. landon | 9:37 pm |

    His parents are drug dealers.

  26. Lora | 8:50 am |

    If you’re *in* love with your parents, then all the drugs in the world aren’t gonna help ya.

  27. Seventy2rd o clock | 2:09 am |

    – But Mommy, it’s my first birthday!

  28. Seventy2rd o clock | 2:11 am |

    Just don’t caption

  29. Robert | 7:29 pm |

    Could be exactly as intended.

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