Mile High Swim Club

posted on 18 May 2016 in Engrish from Other Countries, Signs

regulation-of-the-pool

Don’t drink the pool water!

Photo courtesy of Katherine Hardy.
Found in Thailand hotel. 

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  1. algernon | 4:04 am |  Vote: Add rating 13  Subtract rating 0  

    Screw flight attendants. I think not

  2. algernon | 4:05 am |  Vote: Add rating 12  Subtract rating 0  

    A bed pool made of paste. Must be sticky

  3. Droll not Troll | 4:08 am |  Vote: Add rating 1  Subtract rating 0  

    The bed of the pool has a “spring” base.

  4. Droll not Troll | 4:12 am |  Vote: Add rating 24  Subtract rating 0  

    People who only understand Thai must leave the pool by 5pm. Those who read English get to stay until 7pm.

  5. Marum | 4:13 am |  Vote: Add rating 14  Subtract rating 0  

    I get it: De Regulation of the Pool.

  6. Marum | 4:15 am |  Vote: Add rating 17  Subtract rating 0  

    A bed-pool could be handy, if you are incontinent.

    But that might depend on which continent you are in.

  7. Marum | 4:17 am |  Vote: Add rating 11  Subtract rating 0  

    @DnT 0408. Who said:Speaking nglish kills you?

  8. DrLex | 4:17 am |  Vote: Add rating 17  Subtract rating 1  

    When experiencing discomfort in the bed pool with screw flight attendants, apply more paste.

  9. Droll not Troll | 4:19 am |  Vote: Add rating 5  Subtract rating 0  

    How can you avoid a bed pool? Depends,

  10. Marum | 4:19 am |  Vote: Add rating 15  Subtract rating 0  

    @Algernon 0408 Some of the QANTAS flight stewards may well welcome such attention.

  11. Big Fat Cat | 4:20 am |  Vote: Add rating 5  Subtract rating 0  

    I will not book the bed pool. I will book Winnie the pool flight attendant.

  12. Droll not Troll | 4:22 am |  Vote: Add rating 5  Subtract rating 0  

    That the paste; what the copy?

  13. jjhitt | 4:27 am |  Vote: Add rating 6  Subtract rating 0  

    You fell victim to one of the classic blunders – The most famous of which is “never book a bed pool in Asia”…

  14. Droll not Troll | 4:29 am |  Vote: Add rating 10  Subtract rating 0  

    Has someone been screwing in the pool? I don’t think that’s paste, then.

  15. Marum | 4:30 am |  Vote: Add rating 11  Subtract rating 0  

    The paste becomes a full body mould that way when we clone you and steal your identity, the clone will be precisely the correct shape and size.

    Hahahahahahahahehhhhehehehhhhohohohohoh.

  16. WorrierPrincess | 4:33 am |  Vote: Add rating 6  Subtract rating 0  

    And that’s why Bedpool was rated R.

  17. Marum | 4:35 am |  Vote: Add rating 12  Subtract rating 0  

    Do bed pools dream of insoluble sheep?

  18. Huu Yuu | 4:36 am |  Vote: Add rating 1  Subtract rating 0  

    Do not paste a book together with a bed pool.

  19. Huu Yuu | 4:37 am |  Vote: Add rating 7  Subtract rating 0  

    This hotel is confusing flight attendants with the TSA.

  20. Seventy2rd o clock | 4:44 am |  Vote: Add rating 3  Subtract rating 0  

    This pool has been too bed

  21. Yu No Hoo | 4:45 am |  Vote: Add rating 14  Subtract rating 0  

    The worst thing about sex in a pool bed is trying to avoid the wet spot.

  22. Seventy2rd o clock | 4:45 am |  Vote: Add rating 6  Subtract rating 0  

    Yes, that is the paste – directly from online translation page

  23. Marum | 4:47 am |  Vote: Add rating 13  Subtract rating 0  

    @DnT 0412. If you speak both, I believe the Pool Attendant sucks you to death with the pool-vac.

  24. Seventy2rd o clock | 4:50 am |  Vote: Add rating 10  Subtract rating 0  

    – Hello, reception? There’s a pool in my bed!
    – Did you try to screw flight assistant, Sir?

  25. Marum | 4:50 am |  Vote: Add rating 15  Subtract rating 0  

    Is that something like an “Archimedes Screw”?

  26. Frank Burns | 5:17 am |  Vote: Add rating 8  Subtract rating 0  

    Come join the Mile High Pool Club.

  27. Tom41 | 6:08 am |  Vote: Add rating 7  Subtract rating 0  

    You’ll need to use paste if you want to screw the flight attendants!

  28. timmy | 6:36 am |  Vote: Add rating 0  Subtract rating 0  

    I’m pretty sure this is an advertisement for that movie where Ryan Reynolds is a super hero dressed in a red suit..

  29. Classic Steve | 7:04 am |  Vote: Add rating 5  Subtract rating 0  

    Now that’s my idea of a waterbed.

  30. Big Fat Cat | 7:43 am |  Vote: Add rating 14  Subtract rating 0  

    Marum | 4:50 am

    Did you mean Archimedes screwed Eureka, the bed pool flight attendant?

  31. Filboid | 3:12 pm |  Vote: Add rating 10  Subtract rating 0  

    @Marum 4.19
    Yes, it’s obviously a warning about QANTAS air hostesses, beyond that, I’m not getting a word of it. But that should be unnecessary, one would think.

  32. Droll not Troll | 7:17 pm |  Vote: Add rating 0  Subtract rating 0  

    Don’t make the staff bring it out of bed. It will be jet-lagged from screwing flight attendants.

  33. Seventy2rd o clock | 11:25 pm |  Vote: Add rating 3  Subtract rating 0  

    These swimming pools should change their name into ‘confusing pools’

  34. Biff the Understudy | 8:43 am |  Vote: Add rating 6  Subtract rating 0  

    You had me at “screw flight attendants.”

  35. Guestie | 9:04 pm |  Vote: Add rating 2  Subtract rating 0  

    Those flight attendants, always screwing around in beds brought out by the pool staff! They always want to screw with us when we contact them… are you sure this is just a pool?

  36. Peter | 11:31 am |  Vote: Add rating 0  Subtract rating 0  

    Hey who would like to screw the flight attendants?

  37. iLock | 7:40 am |  Vote: Add rating 0  Subtract rating 0  

    The swimming beard knows.

    Do you get the reference!

  38. Buzz Killington | 4:36 pm |  Vote: Add rating 0  Subtract rating 0  

    Umm… I don’t think that’s paste!

  39. Robert | 7:24 pm |  Vote: Add rating 0  Subtract rating 0  

    I think this is about those floats that you can lie down on.

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