Just your standard manhandling…

posted on 21 May 2016 in Engrish from Other Countries, Signs

excuse-for-the-molest

Photo courtesy of Sean Lindley.
Found in Havana, Cuba.

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Employees after then washes hands.

posted on 20 May 2016 in Chinglish, Signs

after-then

After then puts seat down…

Photo courtesy of Deemah Sokolove.
Found in Beijing, China. 

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Sleek design…help I’m being held prisoner!

posted on 19 May 2016 in Bags/Packaging, Chinglish

between-distress

For professional…hey what’s up.

Photo courtesy of Alfred Fung.
USB wireless plug package from China.

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Mile High Swim Club

posted on 18 May 2016 in Engrish from Other Countries, Signs

regulation-of-the-pool

Don’t drink the pool water!

Photo courtesy of Katherine Hardy.
Found in Thailand hotel. 

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Some people can’t handle drugs.

posted on 17 May 2016 in Clothing

Beady-Eyes-Bustle-With-Activity

I think it’s the amphetamines.

Photo courtesy of Bill Hickey.
Shirt found in Japan. 

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I got your battery pack right here…

posted on 16 May 2016 in Chinglish, Household Items

super-lusty

Photo courtesy of Brad Collins.

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Its all lip service here…

posted on 15 May 2016 in Engrish from Other Countries, Menus

korean-lip-barbeque

Photo courtesy of Ryan Stoker.
Found in Yangsan, South Korea.
(Should be “rib barbecue”)

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My silky blood feels great.

posted on 14 May 2016 in Menus

tuna-sandwich

Tomato briskly on the side, please.

Photo courtesy of Eesmyal Santos-Brault.
Found at a cafe in Shinjuku, Tokyo, Japan. 

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My wife burns through the pictures!

posted on 13 May 2016 in Signs

photo-flames

My husband is going to put the family up in flames.

Photo courtesy of Wim Vanacoleyen.
Found in Japan. 

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She went from glamorous to amorous.

posted on 12 May 2016 in Stationery

dressing-up-is-loved

Photo courtesy of Lizbet Palmer.
Stationery found at Japan 100 yen shop.

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