Sleek design…help I’m being held prisoner!

posted on 19 May 2016 in Bags/Packaging, Chinglish

between-distress

For professional…hey what’s up.

Photo courtesy of Alfred Fung.
USB wireless plug package from China.

25 captions

  1. Huu Yuu | 4:02 am |

    From eight? I was between distress at six!

  2. algernon | 4:03 am |

    Is there anything it won’t do

  3. Huu Yuu | 4:03 am |

    Don’t mess with empty, unless you want to be full of yourself.

  4. algernon | 4:04 am |

    What distress must be eight of them

  5. Huu Yuu | 4:06 am |

    global minimum … is that describing the amount of intelligence in this world for the last number of years?

  6. Seventy2rd o clock | 4:09 am |

    Staff will bring it out of bed.

  7. Seventy2rd o clock | 4:11 am |

    NOTE: Suitable for Fi-Fi (fireless connection)

  8. Big Fat Cat | 4:15 am |

    Between distress, Mistresses!

  9. Seventy2rd o clock | 4:17 am |

    WARNING: Error 404 – Unusual thing found. Please check your internet connection and find reliable online-translation website, or throw it through the Windows.

  10. jjhitt | 4:17 am |

    We do not negotiate protocols. We do not take prisoners.

  11. jjhitt | 4:19 am |

    “Pocket design” — I’m not putting it in my pocket. Lets put it in your pocket.

  12. Droll not Troll | 4:21 am |

    Sudden unintelligibility is not accounted for, though.

  13. DrLex | 4:42 am |

    Being between distress is better than being in distress, I guess.

  14. DrLex | 4:44 am |

    ‘Unusual’ is certainly a quality I always look for when shopping for an USB device.

  15. Droll not Troll | 4:47 am |

    It’s a distress sandwich, complete with word salad.

  16. Frank Burns | 5:32 am |

    So am I supposed to fight it or help it?

  17. Marum | 5:37 am |

    You better be careful of which port it sticks itself in.

  18. timmy | 5:38 am |

    So I guess USB stands for unusual serial between.

  19. Marum | 5:50 am |

    Three people are travelling in a car.
    One is a Mechanical Engineer, who knows all about the mechanics of the car.
    One is an Electronics Engineer, who knows all about the electronics in the car.
    The third one is a Microsoft Software Engineer, who doesn’t know much about anything.
    The car stops.
    The Mechanical Engineer says. “I will check the mechanics of the car, to ensure it will run.”
    The Electronics Engineer says. “I will check all the electronics, to make sure that they will allow the mechanical parts to work.”
    The Microsoft Software Engineer says. “Why don’t we unload the suitcases, and close the windows, then open the windows, and reload the suitcases, and see if the car will work.”

  20. Marum | 6:13 am |

    I didn’t think real distress occurred, until after eight. Then you just lie back, and think of England.

  21. Ageless | 6:17 am |

    Seeing how small the actual device is, I wonder why there’s that big a box needed. http://www.amazon.com/EDUP-EP-N8508-150Mbps-802-11n-Wireless/dp/B004FWKEZ0

  22. Long Tom | 2:33 pm |

    “Help! I’m being held prisoner in a Chinese fortune cookie factory!”

    -corny joke.

  23. A Non-Y Mouse | 3:06 am |

    “Hey! Kid! Don’t play with those empty boxes! Now stay where I can see you. God, you stress me out! Now watch carefully so you can make USB cards too when you grow up.”

  24. Marum | 8:21 am |

    Distress, is between the mattress, and the mistress.

  25. Pete | 9:18 am |

    Oh!
    Come and see the incoherence inherent in the Engrish!
    Help, help, I’m being disressed!

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