Two bean salad.

posted on 26 May 2016 in Clothing, Engrish from Other Countries

beans

Photo courtesy of David Wieder.
Clothing store found in Seoul, Korea.

44 captions

  1. algernon | 4:01 am |

    Little brown ones

  2. Marum | 4:01 am |

    Jellybeans?

  3. algernon | 4:02 am |

    Funny I thought they were shirt potatoes

  4. Marum | 4:03 am |

    Thy actually look more like they are filled with silicon, rather than beans.

  5. Marum | 4:04 am |

    I suppose the dress has “clams” wriitten on it.

  6. Huu Yuu | 4:06 am |

    I went to BEANS U — The school of hard knocks, and I got beaned frequently.

  7. Marum | 4:06 am |

    I don’t mind getting into beans myself.

    Hooman beans.

  8. Huu Yuu | 4:07 am |

    That is the strangest way to warn that one is gassy.

  9. Marum | 4:09 am |

    Is she Kim Jong Un’s mistress?

  10. Huu Yuu | 4:09 am |

    I don’t see why she needs to advertise her small boob size.

  11. Huu Yuu | 4:10 am |

    She is part of the wind section of the school band.

  12. DrLex | 4:11 am |

    As long as they’re fava beans and accompanied by a nice chianti.

  13. jjhitt | 4:19 am |

    It must be cold in here. I can see your pintos.

  14. jjhitt | 4:20 am |

    If this is a second hand store they’re refried beans.

  15. Marum | 4:28 am |

    @jjhitt 0419. As long as it’s not Novas.

    “What is wrong with your Chevy Pedro?”

    “No va hombre, ¡NO VA!”

  16. jjhitt | 4:28 am |

    “Do you mean to stand there and tell me you eat nothing but tortillas and beans?”
    Alfredo was astonished. “Jesus Christ,” he said, “what more do you want?”
    — John Steinbeck, Tortilla Flats

  17. Droll not Troll | 4:29 am |

    That top doesn’t do her any favas.

  18. Yu No Hoo | 4:29 am |

    Great outfit so far. How about a windbreaker?

  19. Marum | 4:31 am |

    @Huu Yuu 0410. They look Quite esculent to me.

  20. Droll not Troll | 4:31 am |

    SHe only wears that outfit when she’s a-mung friends.

  21. Droll not Troll | 4:34 am |

    Bean is a lucky guy!

  22. Marum | 4:34 am |

    They look so shiny.

    I wonder if there a position available as; Chief Knocker Polisher.

  23. Marum | 4:37 am |

    NAH!!. Forget it. I’d probably go blind.

  24. Marum | 4:38 am |

    From the glare – that is. 👿

  25. Big Fat Cat | 4:38 am |

    sponsored by Heinz.

  26. Marum | 4:43 am |

    A lovely Korean bit of fluff,
    Polished her boobs with a buff,
    Her boyfriend was amazed,
    But in no way was he fazed,
    For he had a tool to deglaze them enough.

  27. Droll not Troll | 5:23 am |

    @Marum | 4:04 am: On her underpants it says CHICK PEAS. 😈

  28. Marum | 5:37 am |

    Haha. I thought thy might have: Repeat! All ye who enter here.

  29. Nonsuch Ned | 7:05 am |

    Open a can of human beans♫
    Open a can and see their crazy dreams♫

  30. Nonsuch Ned | 7:09 am |

    Okay Warner Brothers… that’s going too far on the retconning of your old cartoon characters

  31. Lora | 8:08 am |

    With a skimpy outfit like that her beans must get chili.

  32. Classic Steve | 9:42 am |

    They don’t know beans about English.

  33. Biff the Understudy | 9:48 am |

    I’m Rowan Atkinson and I approved this Engrish.

  34. Filboid | 10:50 am |

    Just hope it doesn’t say ‘Juicy’ on the back of the skirt.

  35. Pete | 11:33 am |

    On back side of garment: FLAT AND PROUD!

  36. Pete | 11:34 am |

    Shouldn’t “beans” be on the back side of the skirt?

  37. Pete | 11:35 am |

    Instructions on skirt tag: Risk of explosion, open with care.

  38. Pete | 11:37 am |

    Equivalent top in Israel:
    “Bubkis”

  39. Pete | 11:40 am |

    Hills: But Huma, it just doesn’t suit you!
    Huma: It’s referring to Anthony’s Weiner.

  40. zankhana | 12:31 am |

    Bean there done that!

  41. Good thing they kept kosher and left out the pork.

  42. Droll not Troll | 3:44 am |

    She’s probably also wearing legume warmers.

  43. Frank Burns | 5:35 am |

    I suppose that’s better than “flapjacks”.

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