We use gloves…

posted on 9 May 2016 in Household Items

handling-of-your-backside

Oh, I’m gonna use it, alright…

Photo courtesy of Cloe Holmes.
Back of packing for compact kitchen timer.

39 captions

  1. Huu Yuu | 4:05 am |

    Butt they better be careful.

  2. Marum | 4:05 am |

    Now I’m really worried.

  3. algernon | 4:06 am |

    You handle your own backside

  4. Marum | 4:06 am |

    This sounds rather omnibus to me.

  5. Huu Yuu | 4:07 am |

    *Insert* your caption at here!

  6. algernon | 4:07 am |

    Be careful what you touch

  7. Marum | 4:08 am |

    And even a bit sinistral.

  8. Marum | 4:09 am |

    @Huu Yuu 0407. You wouldn’t dare! :Roll:

  9. Huu Yuu | 4:09 am |

    This is what I tell my girlfriend 😉

  10. Marum | 4:10 am |

    Not even an inch.

  11. Big Fat Cat | 4:11 am |

    Broke Back Kitchen.

  12. Droll not Troll | 4:12 am |

    Kitchen timer has a time and a place for everything.

  13. Droll not Troll | 4:14 am |

    Your ass is not grass, it’s felt.

  14. Marum | 4:18 am |

    Espanola = There is carful use and management of its back.

    Probably means something like – do not open, or pack, with this side down.

    I have seen larger cartons with the instruction. “Do not handle form this side” on the back.

  15. Droll not Troll | 4:21 am |

    It seems that news of my farting prowess has reached China.

  16. Droll not Troll | 4:26 am |

    Handle very carefully, it already has a crack in it.

  17. Vulcan64 | 4:28 am |

    Kitchen timer designed for prison cafeterias

  18. Yu No Hoo | 4:44 am |

    Kitchen timer says I’m a little behind.

  19. Frank Burns | 5:28 am |

    “You using the whole fist doc?” – Fletch
    “Moon river……”

  20. Marum | 6:18 am |

    Proctologist: “This won’t hurt a bit.”

    Then he jams what feels like three foot of black hose, up your date.

    Don’t believe him.

  21. Droll not Troll | 6:34 am |

    @Marum | 6:18 am: The question is: Which bit won’t it hurt? 😉

  22. Marum | 6:57 am |

    @DnT 0634. He probably really means, it won’t hurt him a bit.

  23. Chris | 7:08 am |

    I’d expect you to at least buy me a drink first.

  24. Classic Steve | 7:25 am |

    FWIW, the Spanish says basically the same thing.

  25. UCity | 7:55 am |

    And there is not so careful use and handling.

  26. Pete | 8:22 am |

    Hey, don’t you get assy with me!!!

  27. Seventy2rd o clock | 8:31 am |

    If I could just find that ‘Do Me’ butt-on …

  28. DrLex | 8:34 am |

    Thank goodness it’s a compact kitchen timer. Otherwise careful handling wouldn’t be sufficient.

  29. WorrierPrincess | 10:55 am |

    There’s careful use, and then there’s how we handle your backside.
    Choose wisely.

  30. Filboid | 12:47 pm |

    Got your back, Jack.

  31. timmy | 12:49 pm |

    Ass, gas, or grass, nobody cooks for free.

  32. Long Tom | 2:55 pm |

    Behave yourself or you are not going to like what I will do to your backside!

  33. Rt | 3:36 pm |

    Step 1: skip the beans
    Step 2: don’t bend over

  34. A Non-Y Mouse | 2:48 am |

    DING! “Next!”

  35. jjhitt | 4:07 am |

    So very glad this page doesn’t allow photo comments.

  36. Marum | 8:31 am |

    sorry colonoscopy

  37. Marum | 8:37 am |

    @Huu Yuu 0409. And she believed you?

  38. Geo | 5:45 pm |

    Don’t go on too rough. Please. PLEASE!!!

  39. Robert | 7:31 pm |

    …and then there is sloppy use of same. Proctologist on premises if you encounter the latter.

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