I only do this when I’m high.

posted on 18 Jun 2016 in Signs

difference-of-ones-feet

Move one…now you’re walking!

Photo courtesy of Evelyn Teh.
Found in Japan. 

31 captions

  1. algernon | 4:03 am |

    I guess bum kicking is out of the question

  2. algernon | 4:03 am |

    Would that be the right or the left

  3. Big Fat Cat | 4:07 am |

    If not, you will be six foot under

  4. SF | 4:08 am |

    Getting size 9 for my right foot and 8 and a half for my left foot has always been a problem when buying shoes.

  5. Yu No Hoo | 4:23 am |

    Hard to say with my shoes on.

  6. Droll not Troll | 4:46 am |

    One of my feet is all right but the other one was left somewhere.

  7. Droll not Troll | 4:48 am |

    One foot minus one foot = no feet, which is what we see on the sign.

  8. Droll not Troll | 4:52 am |

    Some women have small feet, while some have large feet, but most men like something in between. 😈

  9. Marum | 5:46 am |

    My feet aren’t different – just opposite.

  10. Marum | 5:49 am |

    Whether ’tis nobler to suffer the slings and arrows of outrageous feet, or to take up cutters against a sea of toenails, and by clipping, defeat them.

  11. Yu No Hoo | 6:48 am |

    What a handy reminder.

  12. Stopchicks | 7:03 am |

    Hmm, now that you mention it, you seem to have none at all, and are hovering a few inches above the steps.

  13. Marum | 7:05 am |

    Q. What is that flat black stuff under Elephant’s feet?

    A. Slow pygmies.

  14. Marum | 7:09 am |

    The Vatican/Pope has approved a new Contraceptive Pill.

    You cross your legs, and hold it between your feet.

  15. Marum | 7:13 am |

    BTW. Who gives a damn about Juan’s feet?

  16. Marum | 7:15 am |

    @DnT. A Cherry Rip bar? 👿

  17. Marum | 7:15 am |

    ripe

  18. spare ocean | 12:32 pm |

    Lt. Dan (of Forrest Gump): very funny.

  19. RT | 12:33 pm |

    OMG you’re right! my left foot is like my right foot… but reversed! AHHHHH!!

  20. Droll not Troll | 5:41 pm |

    The tongue in my left shoe got stuck and now I walk with a lisp.

  21. Do you have a particular one in mind, or shall I pick one at random?

  22. Marum | 2:17 am |

    This bloke was riding an Hoverboard. Unfortunately it has a slight defect.
    The cooling fan, has cut his feet off.

  23. Marum | 2:19 am |

    That is why you should pay close attention to your feet.
    You may need to identify them later.

  24. Seventy2rd o clock | 5:34 am |

    Please also note the indifference of one’s head

  25. Seventy2rd o clock | 5:35 am |

    CAUTION: No feet allowed

  26. jjhitt | 5:57 am |

    I love it when shoes come with instructions.

  27. Mr. Wrong | 7:44 pm |

    Please note the difference in one’s feet.

    Hah! Made you look.

  28. Pete | 10:31 am |

    Extra caution required if your flappers are moving.

  29. coffeebot | 9:43 am |

    Aaaah! My feet, where are my feet? Where are my HANDS!

  30. Peter | 1:18 pm |

    You mean . . . mirror images?

  31. iLock | 4:52 am |

    …OR if you have none at all

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