New, Fetter-Free!

posted on 20 Jun 2016 in Chinglish, Clothing

fishnet-stockings

Okay, a little less fetter, a little more tricot.

Photo courtesy of Suzi Nyberg.
Stockings from China.

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Taiiored to fit!

posted on 19 Jun 2016 in Chinglish, Signs

fat-guy-furrey-tailor

Photo courtesy of Budd Black.
Found in Shanghai, China.

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I only do this when I’m high.

posted on 18 Jun 2016 in Signs

difference-of-ones-feet

Move one…now you’re walking!

Photo courtesy of Evelyn Teh.
Found in Japan. 

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None since the valve replacement.

posted on 17 Jun 2016 in Chinglish, Clothing

flapper-move

Photo courtesy of Sarah Silverstein.
Shirt spotted in Shanghai, China.

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Do me a favor: buy this.

posted on 16 Jun 2016 in Engrish from Other Countries

good-night

Customer value dipped everytime he slept.

Photo courtesy of Vanessa from Brazil.
Sleeping mask package found in S. Korea.

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Soon to be promoted to breast inspector.

posted on 15 Jun 2016 in Clothing, Engrish from Other Countries

tit-guard

He’s got your back… er also your front…

Photo courtesy of B.R.
Spotted in Thailand. 

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Space Flyman

posted on 14 Jun 2016 in Toys

space-flyman

When sidekicks go bad…

Photo courtesy of Bryan Sanders.

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You sound pessimistic…

posted on 13 Jun 2016 in Chinglish, Instructions

screw-it-up

I can tell it’s never going to work.

Photo courtesy of Gabriel Vine.
Instructions for magnetic door stop from China.

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It only hurts when I pee.

posted on 12 Jun 2016 in Chinglish, Menus

painful-weiner

Not something I wanna talk about…

Photo courtesy of Jon Murray.
Found at restaurant in Kyoto, Japan.

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C’mon, most of you would forgive…

posted on 11 Jun 2016 in Chinglish, Signs

raw-materials

Sorry, we only serve majority.

Photo courtesy of Jo Waters.
Found in Shanghai, China. 

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