Soon to be promoted to breast inspector.

posted on 15 Jun 2016 in Clothing, Engrish from Other Countries

tit-guard

He’s got your back… er also your front…

Photo courtesy of B.R.
Spotted in Thailand. 

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  1. Huu Yuu | 4:01 am |  Vote: Add rating 17  Subtract rating 0  

    He works for the B.R.A.

  2. Huu Yuu | 4:03 am |  Vote: Add rating 8  Subtract rating 0  

    When he obtains his groping quota, his chest glows brightly like E.T.

  3. Huu Yuu | 4:06 am |  Vote: Add rating 10  Subtract rating 0  

    He is no boob at his job.

  4. Yu No Hoo | 4:06 am |  Vote: Add rating 30  Subtract rating 0  

    I would suck at that job.

  5. Big Fat Cat | 4:15 am |  Vote: Add rating 7  Subtract rating 0  

    He has the most admired and competitive job in the world.

  6. Marum | 4:18 am |  Vote: Add rating 17  Subtract rating 1  

    OK. Golfers use a Titlist.

  7. Yang Xiao Long | 4:20 am |  Vote: Add rating 10  Subtract rating 0  

    So just like the TSA then?

  8. Yu No Hoo | 4:20 am |  Vote: Add rating 25  Subtract rating 0  

    Unlike most careers, he’s trying to work his way down.

  9. Droll not Troll | 4:21 am |  Vote: Add rating 5  Subtract rating 0  

    The label seems to refer to the piece of protective clothing he’s wearing! WTF?

  10. algernon | 4:21 am |  Vote: Add rating 16  Subtract rating 0  

    He keeps a breast of things

  11. algernon | 4:22 am |  Vote: Add rating 15  Subtract rating 1  

    What does he do with a thigh

  12. Marum | 4:23 am |  Vote: Add rating 21  Subtract rating 0  

    Gee officer. Is that big gun of yours loaded?

  13. Marum | 4:25 am |  Vote: Add rating 18  Subtract rating 0  

    @Algernon 0422. With one, very little. With two, that’s a hole new ballgame.

  14. DrLex | 4:29 am |  Vote: Add rating 5  Subtract rating 0  

    @Droll not Troll: I don’t think so. He doesn’t have any significant man-boobs to be guarded.

  15. Droll not Troll | 4:37 am |  Vote: Add rating 10  Subtract rating 0  

    He only does this job for the tips.

  16. Droll not Troll | 4:38 am |  Vote: Add rating 3  Subtract rating 0  

    @DrLex: That’s why I was wondering why he’s wearing it. 😕

  17. Droll not Troll | 4:40 am |  Vote: Add rating 8  Subtract rating 0  

    He used to work in T-IT in Silicone Valley.

  18. Marum | 4:59 am |  Vote: Add rating 16  Subtract rating 0  

    You’d think that if he was going to wear this, he’d remove the Thai.

  19. Big Fat Cat | 5:30 am |  Vote: Add rating 12  Subtract rating 0  

    Can someone tell me what mouth guards are for?

  20. Marum | 5:46 am |  Vote: Add rating 16  Subtract rating 0  

    To keep mouths out of your moth.

  21. Marum | 5:48 am |  Vote: Add rating 18  Subtract rating 0  

    Whilst muffguards, are to stop unauthorised tools falling in.

  22. Frank Burns | 5:57 am |  Vote: Add rating 7  Subtract rating 0  

    Even thought the boss denied his overtime request, he still keeps smiling!

  23. Frank Burns | 6:00 am |  Vote: Add rating 5  Subtract rating 0  

    Hands insured by Lloyds of London.*

  24. Nonsuch Ned | 6:30 am |  Vote: Add rating 6  Subtract rating 0  

    There will be no “wardrobe malfunctions” on his watch!

  25. jjhitt | 8:18 am |  Vote: Add rating 9  Subtract rating 0  

    It’s OK officer, I have a permit to carry them.

  26. Classic Steve | 9:06 am |  Vote: Add rating 6  Subtract rating 0  

    You’re mistaken: He’s a birdwatcher.

  27. Frank Burns | 11:12 am |  Vote: Add rating 4  Subtract rating 0  

    “Hi folks! Welcome to Dollywood!”

  28. A Non-Y Mouse | 12:45 pm |  Vote: Add rating 4  Subtract rating 0  

    I think that’s supposed to be worn under your shirt when you job.

  29. Rt | 2:12 pm |  Vote: Add rating 2  Subtract rating 0  

    Does he lift and separate?

  30. Droll not Troll | 7:08 pm |  Vote: Add rating 4  Subtract rating 0  

    Don’t try it if you’re not qualified or you’ll get busted!

  31. Filboid | 11:19 pm |  Vote: Add rating 2  Subtract rating 0  

    Is he still hanging around?

  32. A Non-Y Mouse | 2:02 am |  Vote: Add rating 2  Subtract rating 0  

    DANG IT! “jog” not “job”!

  33. Seventy2rd o clock | 3:19 am |  Vote: Add rating 4  Subtract rating 0  

    Tee-T Shirt Material

  34. Seventy2rd o clock | 3:21 am |  Vote: Add rating 2  Subtract rating 0  

    Combo with Flyman must be very productive.

  35. Seventy2rd o clock | 3:24 am |  Vote: Add rating 9  Subtract rating 0  

    All I’ve got is a lousy tit-shirt?

  36. Wile E. Coyote Super Genius | 6:24 pm |  Vote: Add rating 3  Subtract rating 0  

    Excuse me, Officer, I need to report a stolen chest …?

  37. Jim | 4:04 pm |  Vote: Add rating 1  Subtract rating 0  

    I can relate – I used to be F.B.I.

  38. Pete | 9:24 am |  Vote: Add rating 6  Subtract rating 0  

    I’ll take “Thanks for the Mammaries” for $1,000, Alex.
    And the answer is: “What female boxers wear during a match”.

  39. Bite the wax tadpole | 7:14 am |  Vote: Add rating 4  Subtract rating 0  

    Looking out fot booby traps

  40. Bite the wax tadpole | 7:14 am |  Vote: Add rating 0  Subtract rating 0  

    *for

  41. jjhitt | 8:44 am |  Vote: Add rating 4  Subtract rating 0  

    Mrs. Porn’s personal body guard.

  42. Peter | 1:15 pm |  Vote: Add rating 0  Subtract rating 0  

    Nah, no thanks. I’ve only got nipples.

  43. The Dude | 6:40 am |  Vote: Add rating 1  Subtract rating 0  

    He smiles now cause he used to be a Nut Guard

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