The cowboy had it coming… 

posted on 7 Jun 2016 in Chinglish, Menus

lithosporically

Lithosporically speaking, this menu is most garrulous…

Photo courtesy of Jaideep Shetty.
Menu found in China.

47 captions

  1. Marum | 4:02 am |

    If I ever meet garrulous fried rice, I will cut its tung off.

  2. Huu Yuu | 4:03 am |

    The menu knows the alphabet from A to H

  3. Marum | 4:04 am |

    It appears, that whilst the cowboy is no spring chicken, both he and the bird really dig each other.

  4. Droll not Troll | 4:06 am |

    A “I’m hungry; got any food?”
    B “I’ll see what I can dig up.”
    A “If you have to dig it up. forget it!”

  5. Marum | 4:07 am |

    “I want some of that Borsch!”

    ‘Don’t point son.’

  6. Droll not Troll | 4:08 am |

    Watch where you’re pointing that borsch, it might go off!

  7. Huu Yuu | 4:09 am |

    The emperor signed the seafood into law, and that made the spaghetti frying mad.

  8. Huu Yuu | 4:12 am |

    This menu list is like a team; there is no I in it.

  9. Droll not Troll | 4:18 am |

    How many borsch points do I need before I can order a meal?

  10. DrLex | 4:19 am |

    If the corn needs to be dug up from below the lithosphere, then it’s buried pretty damn deep.

  11. DrLex | 4:22 am |

    The chicken point has been reached. Random things will now start to burn and emerge from the ground, like chickens, onion pigs, emperors, and cowboys.

  12. Droll not Troll | 4:22 am |

    Vanilla is used for treating burns – you’re doing it wrong!

  13. DrLex | 4:25 am |

    Making an adverb from the word ‘lithosphere’ is a sign of extreme garrulousness.

  14. Big Fat Cat | 4:26 am |

    The emperor? Was that Napoleon or Charlemagne?

  15. Marum | 4:26 am |

    Beware of the Lithosporic man from the Plasticene Period.

  16. Marum | 4:30 am |

    BTW.: tung does not form dormant buds, but will form those adventitious buds.

  17. Droll not Troll | 4:31 am |

    The corn isn’t really lithosporic. They’re just taking it for granite.

  18. Big Fat Cat | 4:34 am |

    that should be Hand Cream Soap and not Ham Cream Soup!

  19. jjhitt | 4:47 am |

    “Five Stars” — Journal of the Geological Society of America
    “Best in town” — American Journal of Archaeology

  20. jjhitt | 4:48 am |

    “Dig up! Don’t stop!” — Afrika Bambatta

  21. algernon | 5:01 am |

    Its frightening what they dig up nowadays

  22. algernon | 5:02 am |

    Do you know what the cowboy said to the vanilla

  23. Classic Steve | 6:52 am |

    What do you think of the Boton Red Ox, eh?

  24. jjhitt | 7:37 am |

    “Ham cream soup spaghetti” — No thanks, I got my own refrigerator to clean out.

  25. Frank Burns | 8:11 am |

    I’ll take the number C, without so much SPAM in it.

  26. Big Fat Cat | 8:26 am |

    Vanilla burns chicken because of jealousy.

  27. UCity | 9:18 am |

    Dig up? Is Chief Wiggum the chef?

  28. A Non-Y Mouse | 10:29 am |

    It took me about ten minutes to realize I wasn’t looking at the Deepak Chopra quote generator site.

  29. Eggrish | 11:51 am |

    Seems the chef dug up a thesaurus.

  30. M.U. | 2:45 pm |

    Okay, this isn’t a caption. But I’m intrigued by the fact that “lithosporically” (and lithosporic) are words used exclusively in bad translations from Chinese.

  31. Salome | 8:05 pm |

    All this dug up stuff–does that mean they serve potatoes?

  32. Vulcan64 | 9:09 pm |

    Get on the chicken point, you frikkin’ moron!

  33. Pete | 9:30 pm |

    Borsch Point?
    Is that in the borscht belt?

    Cuz if it is, ya might as well take that Ham & Cream Spaghetti off the menu, coz that s**t definitely ain’t kosher, pal.

  34. Pete | 9:31 pm |

    I’m no spring chicken…so I guess I’ll go with the vanilla.

  35. alexmagnus | 1:45 am |

    Brrsch point: a situation in any kind of competition when you are one point away from winning a portion of tasty Ukrainian borsch.

  36. alexmagnus | 1:46 am |

    Borsch. nor Brrsch

  37. Pete | 2:08 am |

    C’mon, ya chicken!
    Get to the point already!

  38. Seventy2rd o clock | 3:12 am |

    – ‘A’, please.

  39. Seventy2rd o clock | 3:13 am |

    I dig it.

  40. Seventy2rd o clock | 3:14 am |

    – Got anything Schrödinger?

  41. iLock | 5:01 am |

    Their fresh eggplant chicken is on point.

  42. Bite the wax tadpole | 1:00 pm |

    “The Boton emperor” Boston emperor? Botox emperor?

  43. Light Code | 10:09 am |

    Ham, cream, soup, spaghetti.
    Breakfast, desert and both lunch courses in just one meal.

  44. sirpaulfan | 1:34 am |

    You had me at the burning vanilla.

  45. Peter | 3:31 pm |

    Obviously way beyond ‘vanilla’ . . .

  46. Mr. Wrong | 6:59 pm |

    Man, do we ever dig Up!

  47. The point seems to be that the only trustworthy dish is the fried rice.

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