The cowboy had it coming… 

If I ever meet garrulous fried rice, I will cut its tung off.

The menu knows the alphabet from A to H

It appears, that whilst the cowboy is no spring chicken, both he and the bird really dig each other.

A “I’m hungry; got any food?”
B “I’ll see what I can dig up.”
A “If you have to dig it up. forget it!”

“I want some of that Borsch!”

‘Don’t point son.’

Watch where you’re pointing that borsch, it might go off!

The emperor signed the seafood into law, and that made the spaghetti frying mad.

This menu list is like a team; there is no I in it.

How many borsch points do I need before I can order a meal?

If the corn needs to be dug up from below the lithosphere, then it’s buried pretty damn deep.

The chicken point has been reached. Random things will now start to burn and emerge from the ground, like chickens, onion pigs, emperors, and cowboys.

Vanilla is used for treating burns – you’re doing it wrong!

Making an adverb from the word ‘lithosphere’ is a sign of extreme garrulousness.

The emperor? Was that Napoleon or Charlemagne?

Beware of the Lithosporic man from the Plasticene Period.

BTW.: tung does not form dormant buds, but will form those adventitious buds.

The corn isn’t really lithosporic. They’re just taking it for granite.

that should be Hand Cream Soap and not Ham Cream Soup!

“Five Stars” — Journal of the Geological Society of America
“Best in town” — American Journal of Archaeology

“Dig up! Don’t stop!” — Afrika Bambatta

Its frightening what they dig up nowadays

Do you know what the cowboy said to the vanilla

What do you think of the Boton Red Ox, eh?

“Ham cream soup spaghetti” — No thanks, I got my own refrigerator to clean out.

I’ll take the number C, without so much SPAM in it.

Vanilla burns chicken because of jealousy.

Dig up? Is Chief Wiggum the chef?

It took me about ten minutes to realize I wasn’t looking at the Deepak Chopra quote generator site.

Seems the chef dug up a thesaurus.

Okay, this isn’t a caption. But I’m intrigued by the fact that “lithosporically” (and lithosporic) are words used exclusively in bad translations from Chinese.

All this dug up stuff–does that mean they serve potatoes?

Get on the chicken point, you frikkin’ moron!

Borsch Point?
Is that in the borscht belt?

Cuz if it is, ya might as well take that Ham & Cream Spaghetti off the menu, coz that s**t definitely ain’t kosher, pal.

I’m no spring chicken…so I guess I’ll go with the vanilla.

Brrsch point: a situation in any kind of competition when you are one point away from winning a portion of tasty Ukrainian borsch.

Borsch. nor Brrsch

C’mon, ya chicken!
Get to the point already!

– ‘A’, please.

I dig it.

– Got anything Schrödinger?

Their fresh eggplant chicken is on point.

“The Boton emperor” Boston emperor? Botox emperor?

Ham, cream, soup, spaghetti.
Breakfast, desert and both lunch courses in just one meal.

You had me at the burning vanilla.

Obviously way beyond ‘vanilla’ . . .

Man, do we ever dig Up!

The point seems to be that the only trustworthy dish is the fried rice.