Vegetable peeler instructions

I like my edible scour really sour.

The child must use it under your *ahem*, please.

Must be for beans

If this transforms into a decepticon, please do not use it.

If you use a vegetable peeler on your “small one”, I’d say that finger injury would be the least of your problems.

Looks like it washes clothes as well

it’s easy to be bad to use this to cut harts out of chest … nuts

Get those dirty things off the holder and back in the bedroom where they belong!

“Don’t use it.” Seems like the best of all those instructions.

To prevent distortion, don’t turn it up to 11.

Yees, iit’s eeasy too bee baad

Don’t use it to cut hart things, or anything else that’s deer to you.

I never please under my!

Total harmonic distortion (From Wikipedia, the free encyclopedia) The total harmonic distortion, or THD, of a signal is a measurement of the harmonic distortion present and is defined as the ratio of the sum of the powers of all harmonic components to the power of the fundamental frequency. THD is used to characterize the linearity of audio systems and the power quality of electric power systems. Distortion factor is a closely related term, sometimes used as a synonym. Or random Engrish word. In Chinese audio systems, lower distortion means the components in a loudspeaker, amplifier or microphone or other equipment… Read more »

♫ Transformers, more than peels the child.
Vegitables wage their battle to cut the hart out of the Small ones!
Transformers, it’s easy to be bad.
Transformers, please wash it and dry.
♬♪

Oops … I pasted too much … Sorry!

I’d rather not have children use it under my, it might become transformative.

@Seventy2rd o clock | 4:16 am: LOL! I recall when someone would post vaguely relevant pastes like that on Engrishfunny. That wasn’t you, was it? 😀

I wouldn’t put a child under mine; I don’t believe in undermining children.

“If it is transformative, don’t use it”. Hm, and how do I find out? Or should I wait till it suddenly turns into a merciless robot?

Mommy! The vegetable peeler turned into an alien robot again!

@ Droll not Troll: No! It wasn’t me! I only wash it with metal brush and hard clothes and use it except vegitables and fruits!
LOL

Look, Chang old chap! I used this device on a couple of fruits. They screamed blue bloody murder and ran all over the place. I’m stuffed from trying to catch them.
I need further instructions.

@Seventy2rd 0416..

Very informative. But all we have is a blown fuse. You don’t happen to have a 3AG MDX 5A fuse, do you?

IPeeler by Apple.

Aand… it’s peeled.

@ Marum: I do have a blown fuse. But I really have no clue about the serial …! 😉

So who is the vegetable peeler anyway? Is he like … a friendly elevator?

Jessica Rabbit is known to break hart things. It’s not because she’s bad, it’s just easy to draw her that way.

@Seventy2rd 1033. 3AG are the normal 20mm or so glass or ceramic fuses found in most computers. The smaller ones are 2AG. MDX signifies for A/C usage MDL is for low voltage DC. 5A is the current rating.
One can us the fuses in either position, but they do not work as well. Their slo-blo (delay action) characteristics do not work properly, if used in the incorrect manner.
Sori tumas for being so pedantic, but I plead being an Engineer (electronics) as my defence. 🙄

If you choose the quick and easy path, you will be transformative into an edible scour.

It’s easy to be bad? Don’t you mean: it’s so easy when you’re evil!