We collect all Hello I’m Kitty.

posted on 28 Jun 2016 in Chinglish, Clothing

kitty-healthcare-companion

Your nurse, Sailor Moon, will assist you.

Photo courtesy of Vanessa Miyuki.

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  1. Huu Yuu | 4:04 am |

    DIdn’t know that “,i’m” is Hello Kitty’s middle name.

  2. Droll not Troll | 4:04 am |

    Who says I’m healthcare companion?

  3. Huu Yuu | 4:05 am |

    “Yaozu” describes this engrish well.

  4. Huu Yuu | 4:07 am |

    Hello. I am kitty. You are healthcare. Companion?

  5. Yu No Hoo | 4:09 am |

    Slip your dogs into these.

  6. Droll not Troll | 4:13 am |

    A descendent of Felix I’m the Cat, perhaps/

  7. DrLex | 4:18 am |

    I am not healthcare companion! Dumb slippers.

  8. DrLex | 4:20 am |

    Hello kitty logo is actually a layer of painkiller powder. Just lick whenever you want.

  9. Droll not Troll | 4:22 am |

    A cat for a healthcare companion? What would it do, teach you how to clean your butt with your tongue?

  10. Long Tom | 4:27 am |

    It could be a lot worse. You could have THIS cat as a healthcare companion:

    https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Oscar_%28therapy_cat%29

  11. jjhitt | 5:03 am |

    Take two with a large glass of water.

  12. algernon | 5:06 am |

    A slipper will always do it won’t it kitty

  13. algernon | 5:06 am |

    Take two with food

  14. Marum | 5:46 am |

    @Long Tom. 0427.. I have not doubt about many animal’s ability to do this. Their senses are so much more highly (attuned?) than ours. One day, observe how dogs can read body-language, and manipulate people into doing what they want.

    When we had a Burmese cat, he patiently taught me to identify 12 words of his language. Thus, I could cater to his needs, even better than average. No matter how hard I tried though, I could never learn to speak Catana. When I tried, he usually bit me.

    Have you also noticed that cats have a name? They won’t tell you. It is up to you to guess it. When I found Marum as a stray, I had no idea what his name had been. So I named him Marum, I had guessed it! He answered to the name immediately, and expressed his approval.

  15. Pete | 9:12 am |

    Top Cat’s in-home nurse?

  16. Frank Burns | 12:27 pm |

    I asked for some P$$y and all I got was a slipper.

  17. Marum | 3:26 pm |

    Between the slippers is Yaozu heaven

  18. sirpaulfan | 10:34 pm |

    “Do you have a medical durable power of attorney, who you allow to make medical decisions if you are not able?”

    “Yes, nurse. It’s this pair of shoes.”

  19. A Non-Y Mouse | 2:02 am |

    What will the deductible be on this spaying?

  20. Yang Xiao Long | 5:28 am |

    Look what the cat dragged in.

  21. Marum | 7:16 am |

    Der Sommerschuh nein?

    Sommerschuh = thongs (Aus), flip flops (NZ)
    Sommerschuh+en? = plural

    Not to be confusd with Der Stringtanga. 😉

  22. Marum | 7:26 am |

    The perfect gift for a woman who has everything.

    Q. What do you call a woman who has everything?

    A. Contagious.

  23. Seventy2rd o clock | 12:28 pm |

    – Hello Tom, I’m Jerry
    – Hi Bugs, there’s Bunny
    – Hey I’m Wile E. Coyote, the Genius

  24. Seventy2rd o clock | 12:29 pm |

    – Goodbye, I’m not Kitty

  25. The Dude | 6:17 am |

    Flip flop for pussies

  26. Long Tom | 4:21 pm |

    @Marum 0546: Oscar the therapy cat was actually in the news years ago, for he somehow knew when a patient was dying, and curled up and lay down in that patient’s bed. This gave the hospital staff time to contact the family so they could come before that person died.

    One good message for a cat who is behaving badly: water spray. My mother uses that when her cat gets naughty-and it changes his behavior fast.

  27. Marum | 4:34 pm |

    I went to the hospital recently for a Cat Scan.
    How can they fit all those thousands of cats, into that one machine.

  28. olog-hai | 8:07 pm |

    Just stay out of Dr. Mashirito’s way. He’s in a bad mood . . .

  29. Another victory for Obamacare.

  30. Jenna | 5:38 am |

    Nice one, Baymax. “You’re” Hello Kitty disguise doesn’t fool me. XD

  31. Myself | 7:34 pm |

    “You’re healthcare companion” – any American could make this mistake.

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