A bit chewy…

posted on 28 Jul 2016 in Chinglish, Menus

tea-also-rapid-old-chickens

Photo courtesy of Anand.
Found at Chinese restaurant in Mongolia.

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  1. Huu Yuu | 4:01 am |  Vote: Add rating 5  Subtract rating 0  

    not rabid old chickens?

  2. algernon | 4:02 am |  Vote: Add rating 8  Subtract rating 0  

    One loves an old boiler

  3. Huu Yuu | 4:02 am |  Vote: Add rating 5  Subtract rating 0  

    rapid old chickens do like to stop for tea time.

  4. algernon | 4:03 am |  Vote: Add rating 7  Subtract rating 0  

    So its the wuicl or the dead

  5. Huu Yuu | 4:03 am |  Vote: Add rating 5  Subtract rating 0  

    Is that a price on the right side or a phone number?

  6. DrLex | 4:04 am |  Vote: Add rating 5  Subtract rating 0  

    We had to hire Wile E. Coyote to catch them.

  7. jjhitt | 4:04 am |  Vote: Add rating 3  Subtract rating 0  

    Better eat it fast.

  8. Droll not Troll | 4:05 am |  Vote: Add rating 8  Subtract rating 0  

    Incredibly fast food!

  9. DrLex | 4:05 am |  Vote: Add rating 0  Subtract rating 0  

    They’ll give you a runny nose.

  10. Droll not Troll | 4:08 am |  Vote: Add rating 4  Subtract rating 0  

    To make rapid old chickens, first borrow the chicken cannon from Mythbusters.

  11. Droll not Troll | 4:16 am |  Vote: Add rating 3  Subtract rating 0  

    With strong coffee, the old chickens may break the sound barrier.

  12. Big Fat Cat | 4:18 am |  Vote: Add rating 2  Subtract rating 0  

    After rapiding old chicken, the tax man Max wants to meet you

  13. Droll not Troll | 4:20 am |  Vote: Add rating 2  Subtract rating 0  

    Sounds like a load of old cock to me.

  14. Marum | 4:22 am |  Vote: Add rating 10  Subtract rating 0  

    COUGARS???

  15. Droll not Troll | 4:23 am |  Vote: Add rating 4  Subtract rating 0  

    The old chickens are not rushin’, they’re Russian.

  16. Marum | 4:24 am |  Vote: Add rating 9  Subtract rating 0  

    They do not call me “Pedro The Swift” for nothing senor.

  17. Yu No Hoo | 4:41 am |  Vote: Add rating 4  Subtract rating 0  

    Tea also in old bags.

  18. Ben | 4:43 am |  Vote: Add rating 6  Subtract rating 0  

    There are old chickens and there are slow chickens; there are no old, slow chickens.

  19. Droll not Troll | 4:49 am |  Vote: Add rating 4  Subtract rating 0  

    Why did the chicken cross the … Oh, too late, it’s back already.

  20. Yu No Hoo | 4:52 am |  Vote: Add rating 3  Subtract rating 0  

    Chicken with a dash of thyme.

  21. Marum | 4:54 am |  Vote: Add rating 11  Subtract rating 0  

    If you are after Tit tea with old chicks. Remember. They are a lot lower than they used to be.

  22. Marum | 5:00 am |  Vote: Add rating 7  Subtract rating 0  

    Q. Why did the cat cross the road?

    A. It wanted to see his flatmate on the other side.

  23. Droll not Troll | 5:06 am |  Vote: Add rating 1  Subtract rating 0  

    I’m waiting for someone here to post a translation of that last line. Typing it into google translate didn’t enlighten me at all!

  24. Marum | 5:07 am |  Vote: Add rating 11  Subtract rating 0  

    AH! In Mongolia tea is served with the food. And I mean WITH it.

    http://www.mongolfood.info/en/recipes/tea-beverages.html

  25. Marum | 5:10 am |  Vote: Add rating 10  Subtract rating 0  

    If it is their “milk tea” with fermented mare’s milk. I think even the oldest toughest chook, would taste great in comparison.

  26. Yu No Hoo | 5:13 am |  Vote: Add rating 10  Subtract rating 0  

    They had a race and Usain Poult won.

  27. Marum | 5:15 am |  Vote: Add rating 8  Subtract rating 0  

    I was suspicious when I saw “tea” and Mongolia. Must have been something I read ages ago..

    Ah! While typing this I remembered. A friend of mine was working with WHO in Ulan Bator, about 20yrs ago

  28. iLock | 5:44 am |  Vote: Add rating 0  Subtract rating 0  

    Gotta catch ’em all

  29. Marum | 7:52 am |  Vote: Add rating 9  Subtract rating 0  

    Contrary to the popular belief; You can teach old chicks new tricks, or she can teach them to you. Maybe you both can learn new ones together. Or run through the Karma Sutra, or buy a Japanese Pillow Book for recreation.

    Look. I feel a bit dizzy. I think I’ll li down for a while

  30. Yu No Hoo | 8:18 am |  Vote: Add rating 10  Subtract rating 0  

    @Marum 7:52 am

    Might help if you take off your swerler.

  31. Geo | 8:19 am |  Vote: Add rating 5  Subtract rating 0  

    You’ll never fathom how difficult it was to catch these rapid, old chickens.
    (By the way, do you know what the “11500” to the right of the Chinese means? That’s their speed… in kilometres per hour.)

  32. DrLex | 8:28 am |  Vote: Add rating 5  Subtract rating 0  

    @DnT 5:06: I get “Möögtei chicken”, so at least there’s one word that matches across the three languages. The Chinese reads: “tea mushroom chicken stew”.

  33. A Non-Y Mouse | 1:23 pm |  Vote: Add rating 1  Subtract rating 0  

    I think the more commonly used term is “spry”.

  34. Tim | 2:48 pm |  Vote: Add rating 8  Subtract rating 0  

    The Cyrillic is not Russian, it’s Mongolian, and it says “möögtei takhiany makh,” or “Mushroom Chicken.”

  35. Droll not Troll | 11:06 pm |  Vote: Add rating 2  Subtract rating 0  

    @DrLex and Tim: That makes more sense. The only mystery left is how the mushrooms make the chickens rapid and old (or rapidly old?). 😕

  36. Marum | 4:55 am |  Vote: Add rating 6  Subtract rating 0  

    @Tim 1448. Before or after the atomic explosion.

    If it is after, is it like Chernobyl Chicken.

  37. Marum | 4:56 am |  Vote: Add rating 7  Subtract rating 0  

    @DnT 2306 Radiation sickness.

  38. Tong Lin | 6:59 am |  Vote: Add rating 4  Subtract rating 0  

    Haha, they can’t spell “raped”!

  39. Buzz Killington | 2:31 pm |  Vote: Add rating 0  Subtract rating 0  

    Alas, the poor old chickens were not rapid enough…

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