Blessed art thou among firefighters.

Five is right out!

Holy water, Batman!

If one wants to put out the fire

They forgot to specify what side.

Be careful with that hose Eugene

Walking on water has never been this easy.

Using this hydrant for non-firefighting purposes is a cardinal sin.

Fire will be put out because the pope is infallible.

There are five elemental popes, namely: wood, fire, earth, metal, and water. They excommunicated each other centuries ago.

Habemus Pipem!

At risk of being repetitive:

After eating Sichuan or Indian food, if one experiences a “burning ring of fire”:
1. Carefully break glass with small axe
2. Take fire hose and extinguisher from wall compartment
3. Insert hose into affected area and
4. Compress handle

If above procedure fails to provide immediate relief, proceed to the nearest emergency room.

Where one can not only find an on-call proctologist*, a Catholic priest will also be available for last rites.

*Ask for Dr. Squint

Remember the Plumbers Motto: Aqua in montem . Exin tantum stercore quod egreditur .

Let us spray.

Aim the Host at the base of the fire……

Can it douse the flames of hell?

If the smoke from the fire is black you’re in real trouble, because that means the pope hasn’t been replaced.

In case of mass baptism, break glass.

@algernon | 4:04 am: Good one! Until I googled, I hadn’t known there were Popes named Eugene.

Does the pope squirt in the woods?

And Saint Attila raised the hand grenade up on high, saying, “O Lord, bless this thy hand grenade, that with it thou mayst blow thine enemies to tiny bits, in thy mercy

In case of fire, let us go to the hose of the Lord.

Conflict of interest with any burning bush.

Extinsuish the underworld.

I’ve seen a font of holy water, but this concept is ridiculous

Bloke meets the Pope.

B: “Hey. I recognize you. Didn’t you work as an investment advisor?”
P: “Yes. I worked as an investment advisor for a year after I fished Uni, before I joined the church.

B; “Yes, I remember. You advised m to buy Chrysler at $27.00.”
P: “Ah my son. That was before I became infallible.”

W wish to hose down rumours that the Vatican will approve LGBTQI marriage.

AQUA FORTIS!!!

and the fires of hell shall not prevail against it.

please use Holy Roman Hydrant in case of emergency only

Small kids are refrained from getting too close to fire hydrants or else they will get “hose” by friendly priests.

AKA: The Hose of the Lord.

Multiple units in stock for export from China to Israel in case third temple built.

And make sure he’s not sorry for the incontinence

Pope goes the vessel!

Pope lock sucks!

Introducing the Ronco Hose-a-Matic brought to you by Pope-Peil Inc.

(Americans of a certain age are bound to get the 2 references to 1970’s era.)

@ Droll not Troll | 5:57 am | There have been 4 popes named Eugene. Did you know there was one called Hilarius

Be very careful not to connect water pope to WATER fighting hydrant.

@algernon | 9:10 pm: Yes, I saw that and I thought it was! 😀

Well, St. Peter’s is pretty big. A regular aspergillum just won’t do the job.

Water Pope’mon Go!

@Droll not Troll:
Yes, the Water Pope Squirtles all over the woods.

Aqua Regia, the Sovereign of the Holy Sea