Children don’t develop their flavor until six.

posted on 19 Jul 2016 in Bags/Packaging, Chinglish

plum-jelly

You know I can’t eat that when I’m playing!

Photo courtesy of Teo Rynn.
Plum jelly imported from Taiwan.

40 captions

  1. Huu Yuu | 4:02 am |

    Children under 5 and video game players should not be eaten

  2. DrLex | 4:03 am |

    The pecking order between cannibals seems to be a pretty complex thing.

  3. Huu Yuu | 4:04 am |

    if it does not peck slowly, the chicken will be choked.

  4. DrLex | 4:06 am |

    Children below five are not ripe enough to be eaten, and old persons have become too chewy.

  5. Huu Yuu | 4:09 am |

    is that an african swallow or a european swallow that you do not attract one grain?

  6. Pete | 4:11 am |

    Soylent stinky tofu

  7. algernon | 4:17 am |

    Well its one way of getting rid of the young and old

  8. algernon | 4:18 am |

    Just be careful what you peck

  9. Droll not Troll | 4:29 am |

    @Huu Yuu | 4:04 am : The speed of the pecker is really important here. 😛

  10. Droll not Troll | 4:31 am |

    They may tell you they will swallow but you should take that with a grain of salt.

  11. Droll not Troll | 4:37 am |

    When old person and child edible, is that considered a balanced diet?

  12. Big Fat Cat | 4:43 am |

    ISO022000 certified. Didn’t know you can certify a cannibal organization.

  13. Marum | 5:22 am |

    Look mate. If its OK by you. I’d rather partition Syria.

  14. Marum | 5:31 am |

    I see. The jam is indible, until it is five years old.

    Is that to allow the toxins in the seeds to dissipate?

  15. Marum | 5:33 am |

    @Huu Yuu 0409. “I don’t know.” (Monty Python crew – The Holy Grail)

  16. Marum | 5:35 am |

    I El Duce approve of partioining.

  17. jjhitt | 5:37 am |

    Help! I have the chokes!

  18. Marum | 5:39 am |

    Peter Piper pecked the pick of pickled peckers.

    Hmm. Try saying that one quickly, six times.

  19. Marum | 5:40 am |

    @jjhitt 0537 Well give ’em back. My motor won’t run when it is cold.

  20. Marum | 5:43 am |

    Speaking of chokes:

    Q. Did you know that Linda lovelace’s mother died tragically?

    A. Yes. She went down on the Titanic.

  21. Frank Burns | 6:33 am |

    “We shale serve no child before it’s time.” -Earnest and Jullio Soylent

  22. Classic Steve | 6:58 am |

    Just what species are these instructions for?

  23. Droll not Troll | 7:31 am |

    Contents: Plum jelly.
    Instructions: Plumb crazy!

  24. Lora | 7:36 am |

    Please peck slowly – obviously this food is for the birds.

  25. Pete | 7:40 am |

    Dang them old peckers.

  26. Yu No Hoo | 8:05 am |

    I don’t mind a couple of brats every now and then.

  27. Pete | 10:01 am |

    @Yu:

    Now yer talkin’.
    Brats with beer are the best!

  28. Geo | 1:28 pm |

    You are allowed to chew the grains before swallowing. But you can’t swallow them whole.

  29. Geo | 1:29 pm |

    Eating Doritos and drinking Mountain Dew, however, when play[ing], is perfectly acceptable.

  30. EffEff | 1:32 pm |

    @Yu No Hoo: What do you think bratwurst is made from?

  31. burn | 10:40 pm |

    Don’t worry, i’ll peck your eyes slowly and painfully

  32. sirpaulfan | 2:43 am |

    @BigFatCat: They’re very skilled cannibals. Out standing in their field.

  33. sirpaulfan | 2:44 am |

    Peter Piper Picked a Peck of Pickled Plums? Children?

  34. Marum | 3:22 am |

    I heard of the millionaires son, who wanted a cowboy outfit.

    So, his father bought him the Queensland Government.

  35. Yang Xiao Long | 3:36 am |

    Haohan I possibly eat this?

  36. olog-hai | 12:43 pm |

    Please peck slowly, but sharpen your beak first. Swallow slowly to avoid chokes and reach gizzard.

  37. markm | 7:37 am |

    But they taste best under 5!

  38. Peter | 11:28 am |

    CAUTION:
    Package contains children.
    Best consumed six years after package date

  39. Kioku | 9:48 am |

    – signed the society of intelligent velociraptors

  40. Kioku | 9:49 am |

    Also, don’t eat while playing or you will miss the chance to play with your food

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