Do you smell BBQ?

posted on 10 Jul 2016 in Chinglish, Menus

burns-the-pig-garden-leg

Be sure to see the rare pink oinchids….

Photo courtesy of Ross Patterson.
Found in Dongguan, China.

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  1. algernon | 4:01 am |  Vote: Add rating 11  Subtract rating 0  

    with and oink oink here

  2. Huu Yuu | 4:01 am |  Vote: Add rating 10  Subtract rating 0  

    The pig garden was on its last legs anyways.

  3. Marum | 4:01 am |  Vote: Add rating 15  Subtract rating 0  

    I’ll read it when the burning pigs fly by.

  4. algernon | 4:01 am |  Vote: Add rating 7  Subtract rating 0  

    Well we best take the pig to market then

  5. Huu Yuu | 4:02 am |  Vote: Add rating 1  Subtract rating 0  

    I grow flaming pig legs in my garden

  6. Huu Yuu | 4:04 am |  Vote: Add rating 0  Subtract rating 0  

    — Because our chef likes to flambe everything

  7. Marum | 4:04 am |  Vote: Add rating 11  Subtract rating 0  

    It had a; garden leg, a lawn leg, a path leg, a yard leg, and a naughty leg.

  8. Marum | 4:06 am |  Vote: Add rating 10  Subtract rating 0  

    Old Yiddish festival.

  9. Yu No Hoo | 4:07 am |  Vote: Add rating 10  Subtract rating 0  

    You can bring a horticulture but she’ll still be a pig.

  10. Yu No Hoo | 4:09 am |  Vote: Add rating 4  Subtract rating 0  

    Reap what you sow in the pig garden.

  11. Yu No Hoo | 4:14 am |  Vote: Add rating 11  Subtract rating 0  

    Better put some oinkment on that burned leg.

  12. coffeebot | 4:17 am |  Vote: Add rating 6  Subtract rating 0  

    google translate: “roast leg jeans”

  13. Marum | 4:22 am |  Vote: Add rating 14  Subtract rating 0  

    When the day is ending,
    And night is nigh,
    The bright red glow in the western sky,
    Is caused when the burning pigs fly by.

    For they circle and soar,
    Higher and higher,
    Each one of them with a leg on fire,
    Ruining the peace with a racket dire.

    For the election has finished,
    But still more lies,
    For they ever more increase in size,
    While the burning pigs light up the skies.

  14. Marum | 4:34 am |  Vote: Add rating 0  Subtract rating 0  

    DIT: Line 1; verse 3; The election is ended. (fits better I feel)

  15. Marum | 5:01 am |  Vote: Add rating 11  Subtract rating 0  

    @Yu No Hoo.. 0407 That is a bit Sus, but try as you might, she will never be an Artiodactyla.

  16. Marum | 5:10 am |  Vote: Add rating 11  Subtract rating 0  

    This Chinese bloke ordered 10 sows, and three hundred sheep.

    He got the greatest surprise when a veritable armada of Road Trains arrived, full of fligging sheep.

  17. Droll not Troll | 5:48 am |  Vote: Add rating 1  Subtract rating 0  

    Get some pork on your garden fork!

  18. Droll not Troll | 6:02 am |  Vote: Add rating 4  Subtract rating 0  

    Who is this bloke Burns and why are they insulting him like this?

  19. Droll not Troll | 6:09 am |  Vote: Add rating 1  Subtract rating 0  

    To find out exactly what happened to the pig, we need a garden path-ologist.

  20. Yu No Hoo | 6:13 am |  Vote: Add rating 10  Subtract rating 0  

    @Marum 0501: A few millennia of wearing stilettos might change that.

  21. Droll not Troll | 7:00 am |  Vote: Add rating 1  Subtract rating 0  

    Where would one get a garden leg? From the runner beans?

  22. alexmagnus | 8:20 am |  Vote: Add rating 1  Subtract rating 0  

    Leg: (Britain, slang, archaic) A disreputable sporting character.

    So after doing all kinds of weird and violent stuff in sports, resulting in numerous scandals, he retired, and got into gardening. Becoming thereby a garden leg. But his past haunted him and he continued performing some violent acts, this time on animals, eventually ending up burning his neighbor’s farm. With pigs being the most notable animals on the farm.

  23. Lora | 8:41 am |  Vote: Add rating 7  Subtract rating 0  

    A farmer was telling his cousin from the city about what an intelligent and amazing animal his pig was. The pig had once saved all the other animals when the barn caught on fire, and another time when the farmer was tied up by burglars in his house the pig beat them up, called the police, and freed his owner.

    “Wow, that s amazing.” the cousin replied. “Just one question: Why does your pig have a wooden leg?”

    “Well,” the farmer replied, “When you have a pig that clever and heroic, you don’t want to eat him all at once!”

  24. Eggrish | 2:13 pm |  Vote: Add rating 1  Subtract rating 0  

    So much hostility towards Chia pets these days. smh.

  25. Pete | 8:17 am |  Vote: Add rating 1  Subtract rating 0  

    I’m ok so long as they don’t burn my pig BEDROOM leg.

    ; – )

  26. Long Tom | 10:12 am |  Vote: Add rating 4  Subtract rating 0  

    Black Lives Matter has a branch in China as well!

  27. sirpaulfan | 1:30 am |  Vote: Add rating 0  Subtract rating 0  

    This little piggy burned the garden….

  28. Peter | 1:28 pm |  Vote: Add rating 2  Subtract rating 0  

    The Chinese caption literally reads . . . Roasted Veal Leg/Thigh

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