Replace good friend contact!

posted on 13 Jul 2016 in Chinglish, Instructions, Video Games

headphone-microphone

Speak into the ear Michael.

Photo courtesy of Rachael Gordon.
Xbox 360 headset from China.

24 captions

  1. algernon | 4:07 am |

    Michael likes a headphone that speaks

  2. algernon | 4:08 am |

    I’m worried about the ears

  3. Big Fat Cat | 4:13 am |

    When you play x-box live in China, you can make serf from friend or family.

  4. Droll not Troll | 4:16 am |

    The microphone strengthens the function? It must be made of Viagra™.

  5. Droll not Troll | 4:18 am |

    I can open loudly; now, where did I put that dynamite?

  6. Droll not Troll | 4:22 am |

    Michael O’Phone, AKA the ear Michael.

  7. jjhitt | 4:24 am |

    What if you’re left hand handled?

  8. DrLex | 4:29 am |

    The ear Michael will constantly whisper “just beat it” in your ears.

  9. Droll not Troll | 4:30 am |

    The headphone connected to the microphone
    The microphone connected to the X-Box
    The X-Box connected to the internet
    Oh, hear the word of the on-line community.

  10. Marum | 5:45 am |

    I have a microphone called Michael.

  11. Marum | 5:52 am |

    It really is better playing your favourite game with a friend, it gets repetitious alone.

  12. Marum | 5:55 am |

    @jjhitt 0429. What? Are you an alien, with ears on your hands? 😀

  13. DrLex | 6:31 am |

    I need a Michael with foot handles, not hand handles!

  14. Pete | 7:00 am |

    ♫ My Baby’s got, Hand Handles! ♫

  15. Pete | 7:02 am |

    Just trying to read through all that gave me a very long mute appearance.

  16. Geo | 7:14 am |

    X-360 brought to you by: Michaelsoft

  17. Marum | 7:21 am |

    My entertainment centre doesn’t play any tunes, it just squirms around delightfully.

  18. Marum | 7:23 am |

    Mike R. O’Phone here.

    Top o the morning to yer.

  19. Seventy2rd o clock | 10:31 am |

    Does it guitar cellophone?

  20. RT | 11:44 pm |

    i… i just wanted to yell “git gud,” not become mlg pro

  21. Yang Xiao Long | 3:54 am |

    The On-line community strives for perfection in the tightrope walking arts.

  22. Could I make experience personally the more lethargic game career?

  23. Peter | 1:49 pm |

    Hey where’s my Michaelphone?

  24. Filboid | 8:39 pm |

    Michæl row the box ashore!

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