Sweet Boby Jesus

posted on 30 Jul 2016 in Bags/Packaging

nativity-scene-box

Photo courtesy of Robert Grabrovec.

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  1. Huu Yuu | 4:01 am |  Vote: Add rating 6  Subtract rating 0  

    Porcelain figurines … perfect match for the magic sewer.

  2. Huu Yuu | 4:02 am |  Vote: Add rating 8  Subtract rating 0  

    “I angel” .. The sequel to “I Robot” after it “dies”.

  3. Huu Yuu | 4:04 am |  Vote: Add rating 5  Subtract rating 0  

    Jesus was a police officer? (bobby = British police officer)

  4. algernon | 4:04 am |  Vote: Add rating 19  Subtract rating 0  

    And Brian what about Brian

  5. Marum | 4:06 am |  Vote: Add rating 21  Subtract rating 4  

    Q. Why wasn’t Jesus born in New Zealand.

    A. They couldn’t find three wise men and a virgin

  6. algernon | 4:07 am |  Vote: Add rating 10  Subtract rating 0  

    Sheep Cattle

  7. Huu Yuu | 4:07 am |  Vote: Add rating 4  Subtract rating 0  

    algernon: It’s a shame, but always look on the bright side of life….

  8. Huu Yuu | 4:09 am |  Vote: Add rating 7  Subtract rating 0  

    I’m glad it comes with something to make it stable. I wouldn’t want the figures falling over all the time.

  9. algernon | 4:14 am |  Vote: Add rating 8  Subtract rating 0  

    Mr Bean. Harrods

  10. Marum | 4:17 am |  Vote: Add rating 19  Subtract rating 0  

    Mary and Joseph named him Harold.
    As the kids recite:

    Our father who art in Heaven,
    Harold be thy name.

  11. Marum | 4:19 am |  Vote: Add rating 16  Subtract rating 0  

    That’s a thought. One could make the whole nativity scene out of poople.

    There would be plenty of “raw” material on the floor of a stable.

  12. Pete | 4:20 am |  Vote: Add rating 8  Subtract rating 0  

    @Huu 409:

    I s’pose they’re weebles.

  13. Big Fat Cat | 4:21 am |  Vote: Add rating 8  Subtract rating 0  

    TAke this and eat for this is my Boby which is broker for you.

  14. Marum | 4:29 am |  Vote: Add rating 16  Subtract rating 0  

    @BFC 0421 Ha ha.

    This is my boby, this is my blod,
    Mix them with incense,
    And they turn into mud.

  15. Marum | 4:37 am |  Vote: Add rating 14  Subtract rating 0  

    Sign in the Tiber Times. Today, one Jesus ben Joseph of the House of David, was crucified by the Roman Military, on behalf of the Tribes of Israel, for the crime of sedition.

    Signed Pontius Pilate

    Legate of Galilee, on behalf of The Imperial Roman Empire.

  16. Marum | 4:51 am |  Vote: Add rating 17  Subtract rating 2  

    There once was a lass from Galilee,
    Who thought that her child came from the divinity,
    But ’twas not the Almighty,
    Who lifted her nightie,
    But the dirty old priest who took her virginity

  17. Droll not Troll | 5:00 am |  Vote: Add rating 5  Subtract rating 0  

    .. and one LED star (batteries not included).

  18. Yu No Hoo | 5:07 am |  Vote: Add rating 1  Subtract rating 0  

    They must be giving him a bath.

  19. Droll not Troll | 5:08 am |  Vote: Add rating 5  Subtract rating 0  

    @ algernon | 4:04 am : IIRC, Brian was born a bit further up the road.

  20. Droll not Troll | 5:09 am |  Vote: Add rating 4  Subtract rating 0  

    Bobble-head Jesus??

  21. algernon | 5:14 am |  Vote: Add rating 12  Subtract rating 0  

    Blessed be the cheesemakers

  22. Droll not Troll | 5:17 am |  Vote: Add rating 3  Subtract rating 0  

    Apparently, Jesus did have brothers but I don’t think there was one called Boby.

  23. Yu No Hoo | 5:34 am |  Vote: Add rating 3  Subtract rating 0  

    Mory, Jaseph & 1 ongle

  24. Marum | 5:42 am |  Vote: Add rating 10  Subtract rating 0  

    @Algrnon 0514. Why only the cheesemakers?

  25. Yu No Hoo | 5:57 am |  Vote: Add rating 4  Subtract rating 0  

    Wut, no Santa?

  26. Marum | 6:14 am |  Vote: Add rating 11  Subtract rating 0  

    Matthew 10:34:
    Think not that I am come to send peace on earth: I came not to send peace, but a sword.

  27. alexmagnus | 8:37 am |  Vote: Add rating 5  Subtract rating 0  

    Is this some hybrid of Jesus and Bobby Fischer? A mad chess-playing religious preacher?

  28. Pete | 8:52 am |  Vote: Add rating 9  Subtract rating 0  

    @marum 542:

    Rhymes with peacemakers

  29. jjhitt | 9:26 am |  Vote: Add rating 9  Subtract rating 0  

    That’s Mister Robert Christ, to you.

  30. Geo | 9:46 am |  Vote: Add rating 6  Subtract rating 2  

    Hopefully this doesn’t count as blasphemy.
    (Of course not! It’s just a silly spelling mistake. Which reminds me… 1 star. This isn’t Engrish at all!)

  31. Droll not Troll | 5:36 pm |  Vote: Add rating 9  Subtract rating 0  

    @Geo: Of course there’s one star. It showed the wise men* the way to the manger.

    (*Whether the Magi were men or women is a debate for another place. )

  32. Droll not Troll | 5:38 pm |  Vote: Add rating 8  Subtract rating 0  

    @Pete | 8:52 am We should all strive for world cheese, then. 😛

  33. Geo | 7:36 pm |  Vote: Add rating 8  Subtract rating 0  

    @Droll not Troll | 5:36 pm
    Always there to save the day from party poopers like me: I have a feeling you are righteous. If that is the case… God bress you.

  34. Yang Xiao Long | 8:31 pm |  Vote: Add rating 7  Subtract rating 0  

    Dangit Boby, whut’d I tell you about raisin’ yourself from the dead?

  35. Droll not Troll | 1:43 am |  Vote: Add rating 10  Subtract rating 0  

    @Geo | 7:36 pm: Righteous? Moi? I just like playing with
    languages and ideas. As for religion, you could consider me an agnostic with Buddhist leanings.

  36. Droll not Troll | 1:47 am |  Vote: Add rating 8  Subtract rating 0  

    @Geo | 7:36 pm: BTW, I wasn’t the one who down voted your comment.

  37. Marum | 3:44 am |  Vote: Add rating 11  Subtract rating 0  

    @DnT & Geo. Must b a Kiwi. Thy also voted down my NZ joke.

  38. Marum | 3:50 am |  Vote: Add rating 12  Subtract rating 0  

    @Algernon. I was referring to the movie.

    ‘What did he say?’
    “Blessed are the Cheesemakers.”
    ‘Why only the Cheesemakers?’
    “He really doesn’t mean only the Cheesemakers, I’m sure he is referring to all the amalgamated dairy workers.”

    or words to that effect.

  39. Marum | 3:54 am |  Vote: Add rating 12  Subtract rating 0  

    Looked it up:

    Spectator I: I think it was “Blessed are the cheesemakers”.

    Mrs. Gregory: Aha, what’s so special about the cheesemakers?

    Gregory: Well, obviously it’s not meant to be taken literally; it refers to any manufacturers of dairy products.

  40. iLock | 4:55 am |  Vote: Add rating 7  Subtract rating 0  

    BOBY Jesus.. Sorry I mean BYOB… I’m drunk.
    On second thoughts,
    maybe you shouldn’t go out drinking.
    You could just stay home where it’s stable

  41. iLock | 4:56 am |  Vote: Add rating 6  Subtract rating 0  

    Are you a devout Engrishtian?

  42. EffEff | 10:37 pm |  Vote: Add rating 9  Subtract rating 0  

    Hark the Harold angels sing…

  43. burn | 2:14 am |  Vote: Add rating 4  Subtract rating 0  

    Hank
    Peggy
    Bobby
    1 propane tank

  44. Marum | 5:37 am |  Vote: Add rating 13  Subtract rating 0  

    @DnT 0143. Haha mate. I am an agnostic with single-malt leanings. The only thing I believe in, is that I may have another wee dram.

    I would like to make a toast to lying, stealing, cheating and drinking. If you’re going to lie, lie for a friend. If you’re going to steal, steal a heart. If your going to cheat, cheat death. And if you’re going to drink, drink with me.

  45. Peter | 4:03 pm |  Vote: Add rating 0  Subtract rating 0  

    I heard that his fother wos o corpenter

  46. Marum | 5:17 am |  Vote: Add rating 6  Subtract rating 0  

    I should have said “nihilist” dunno’ why I typed agnostic.

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