Sweet Boby Jesus

posted on 30 Jul 2016 in Bags/Packaging

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Photo courtesy of Robert Grabrovec.

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  1. Huu Yuu | 4:01 am |

    Porcelain figurines … perfect match for the magic sewer.

  2. Huu Yuu | 4:02 am |

    “I angel” .. The sequel to “I Robot” after it “dies”.

  3. Huu Yuu | 4:04 am |

    Jesus was a police officer? (bobby = British police officer)

  4. algernon | 4:04 am |

    And Brian what about Brian

  5. Marum | 4:06 am |

    Q. Why wasn’t Jesus born in New Zealand.

    A. They couldn’t find three wise men and a virgin

  6. algernon | 4:07 am |

    Sheep Cattle

  7. Huu Yuu | 4:07 am |

    algernon: It’s a shame, but always look on the bright side of life….

  8. Huu Yuu | 4:09 am |

    I’m glad it comes with something to make it stable. I wouldn’t want the figures falling over all the time.

  9. algernon | 4:14 am |

    Mr Bean. Harrods

  10. Marum | 4:17 am |

    Mary and Joseph named him Harold.
    As the kids recite:

    Our father who art in Heaven,
    Harold be thy name.

  11. Marum | 4:19 am |

    That’s a thought. One could make the whole nativity scene out of poople.

    There would be plenty of “raw” material on the floor of a stable.

  12. Pete | 4:20 am |

    @Huu 409:

    I s’pose they’re weebles.

  13. Big Fat Cat | 4:21 am |

    TAke this and eat for this is my Boby which is broker for you.

  14. Marum | 4:29 am |

    @BFC 0421 Ha ha.

    This is my boby, this is my blod,
    Mix them with incense,
    And they turn into mud.

  15. Marum | 4:37 am |

    Sign in the Tiber Times. Today, one Jesus ben Joseph of the House of David, was crucified by the Roman Military, on behalf of the Tribes of Israel, for the crime of sedition.

    Signed Pontius Pilate

    Legate of Galilee, on behalf of The Imperial Roman Empire.

  16. Marum | 4:51 am |

    There once was a lass from Galilee,
    Who thought that her child came from the divinity,
    But ’twas not the Almighty,
    Who lifted her nightie,
    But the dirty old priest who took her virginity

  17. Droll not Troll | 5:00 am |

    .. and one LED star (batteries not included).

  18. Yu No Hoo | 5:07 am |

    They must be giving him a bath.

  19. Droll not Troll | 5:08 am |

    @ algernon | 4:04 am : IIRC, Brian was born a bit further up the road.

  20. Droll not Troll | 5:09 am |

    Bobble-head Jesus??

  21. algernon | 5:14 am |

    Blessed be the cheesemakers

  22. Droll not Troll | 5:17 am |

    Apparently, Jesus did have brothers but I don’t think there was one called Boby.

  23. Yu No Hoo | 5:34 am |

    Mory, Jaseph & 1 ongle

  24. Marum | 5:42 am |

    @Algrnon 0514. Why only the cheesemakers?

  25. Yu No Hoo | 5:57 am |

    Wut, no Santa?

  26. Marum | 6:14 am |

    Matthew 10:34:
    Think not that I am come to send peace on earth: I came not to send peace, but a sword.

  27. alexmagnus | 8:37 am |

    Is this some hybrid of Jesus and Bobby Fischer? A mad chess-playing religious preacher?

  28. Pete | 8:52 am |

    @marum 542:

    Rhymes with peacemakers

  29. jjhitt | 9:26 am |

    That’s Mister Robert Christ, to you.

  30. Geo | 9:46 am |

    Hopefully this doesn’t count as blasphemy.
    (Of course not! It’s just a silly spelling mistake. Which reminds me… 1 star. This isn’t Engrish at all!)

  31. Droll not Troll | 5:36 pm |

    @Geo: Of course there’s one star. It showed the wise men* the way to the manger.

    (*Whether the Magi were men or women is a debate for another place. )

  32. Droll not Troll | 5:38 pm |

    @Pete | 8:52 am We should all strive for world cheese, then. 😛

  33. Geo | 7:36 pm |

    @Droll not Troll | 5:36 pm
    Always there to save the day from party poopers like me: I have a feeling you are righteous. If that is the case… God bress you.

  34. Yang Xiao Long | 8:31 pm |

    Dangit Boby, whut’d I tell you about raisin’ yourself from the dead?

  35. Droll not Troll | 1:43 am |

    @Geo | 7:36 pm: Righteous? Moi? I just like playing with
    languages and ideas. As for religion, you could consider me an agnostic with Buddhist leanings.

  36. Droll not Troll | 1:47 am |

    @Geo | 7:36 pm: BTW, I wasn’t the one who down voted your comment.

  37. Marum | 3:44 am |

    @DnT & Geo. Must b a Kiwi. Thy also voted down my NZ joke.

  38. Marum | 3:50 am |

    @Algernon. I was referring to the movie.

    ‘What did he say?’
    “Blessed are the Cheesemakers.”
    ‘Why only the Cheesemakers?’
    “He really doesn’t mean only the Cheesemakers, I’m sure he is referring to all the amalgamated dairy workers.”

    or words to that effect.

  39. Marum | 3:54 am |

    Looked it up:

    Spectator I: I think it was “Blessed are the cheesemakers”.

    Mrs. Gregory: Aha, what’s so special about the cheesemakers?

    Gregory: Well, obviously it’s not meant to be taken literally; it refers to any manufacturers of dairy products.

  40. iLock | 4:55 am |

    BOBY Jesus.. Sorry I mean BYOB… I’m drunk.
    On second thoughts,
    maybe you shouldn’t go out drinking.
    You could just stay home where it’s stable

  41. iLock | 4:56 am |

    Are you a devout Engrishtian?

  42. EffEff | 10:37 pm |

    Hark the Harold angels sing…

  43. burn | 2:14 am |

    Hank
    Peggy
    Bobby
    1 propane tank

  44. Marum | 5:37 am |

    @DnT 0143. Haha mate. I am an agnostic with single-malt leanings. The only thing I believe in, is that I may have another wee dram.

    I would like to make a toast to lying, stealing, cheating and drinking. If you’re going to lie, lie for a friend. If you’re going to steal, steal a heart. If your going to cheat, cheat death. And if you’re going to drink, drink with me.

  45. Peter | 4:03 pm |

    I heard that his fother wos o corpenter

  46. Marum | 5:17 am |

    I should have said “nihilist” dunno’ why I typed agnostic.

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