The newest fangle!

posted on 29 Jul 2016 in Chinglish, Toys

magic-sewer

Watch me pull a rat from my hat…

Photo courtesy of Matt Valentine.
Toy found in Hong Kong. 

38 captions

  1. Huu Yuu | 4:03 am |

    The only family playing in the sewers are the mice.

  2. algernon | 4:03 am |

    Just the thing for the blind fish

  3. algernon | 4:04 am |

    The family wears brown

  4. Huu Yuu | 4:05 am |

    I love clothes made from the sweatshops of the magic sewers. “Family playing” does not describe those sweatshops, though.

  5. Huu Yuu | 4:08 am |

    To what magical land does the sewer connect? Flushing, NY?

  6. jjhitt | 4:21 am |

    Magic just isn’t what it used to be.

  7. Frank Burns | 4:39 am |

    It’s so much better than the Magic Septic system the came out a few years ago.

  8. Yu No Hoo | 4:41 am |

    What sewercery is this?

  9. Pete | 4:42 am |

    Magic?

    What, the sewer’s effluent goes “poof” and disappears?

  10. Marum | 4:43 am |

    Anything is possible. Many years ago the Brissie Courier mail ran a job ad Thus : Female sewer required.

  11. Pete | 4:45 am |

    Ahh…maybe the magic sewer is where you wind up if you pronounce “Diagon Alley” wrong when you’re in the magic fireplace….

  12. Marum | 4:45 am |

    @Pete. 0442. Nein. It goes LGBTQI and vanishes.

  13. Marum | 4:47 am |

    @jjhitt 0421. Yes indeed. It has gone totally down the drain.

  14. Marum | 4:50 am |

    It is magic alright. Every time you flush, the methane ignites, and every damn thing vanishes.

  15. Big Fat Cat | 4:51 am |

    Harry Potty and the Magic Sewer – latest book by JK Rolling.

  16. Pete | 4:53 am |

    The perfect do-it-yourself kit for tailoring clothes for those times when you really wish people would just leave you alone.*

    *Sewer aroma applicator come included.

  17. Droll not Troll | 4:57 am |

    The sewer rats have really sharp fangles.

  18. Yu No Hoo | 5:04 am |

    For the sewer magician’s next act, he will spit through the eye of a needle.

  19. Droll not Troll | 5:04 am |

    The Magic Sewer may be a drain on your family’s resources.

  20. Droll not Troll | 6:31 am |

    3 and up is the sew age.

  21. Classic Steve | 6:55 am |

    The true origin of the Ninja Turtles.

  22. Yang Xiao Long | 7:40 am |

    What a crappy toy.

  23. Geo | 10:19 am |

    For the plumber in your little girl’s heart.
    (Waste not included.)

  24. Yu No Hoo | 10:25 am |

    Sewer Magic = Hoocus Poocus

  25. Frank Burns | 10:59 am |

    ………or the Enchanted Outhouse.

  26. Mr. Wrong | 2:15 pm |

    For that poophoric experience.

  27. Mr. Wrong | 2:15 pm |

    Hmmm. Maybe that’s were my career has gone?!

  28. Mr. Wrong | 2:16 pm |

    Run to the light at the end of the ceramic exit.

  29. Mr. Wrong | 2:18 pm |

    For the Ty-D-Bol family.

  30. Mr. Wrong | 2:22 pm |

    Some kids dream of moving up to a sweat shop in a sewer. But we had no such luck. We lived in a cardboard box in the middle of the road.

  31. Rt | 3:36 pm |

    I have a strong urge to pull your finger while you are sewing

  32. Droll not Troll | 5:45 pm |

    @Yu No Hoo | 5:04 am: Haha! “spit”… do I smell a typo?

  33. Yu No Hoo | 6:25 pm |

    @Droll

    I’ll call it a p-euphemism.

  34. Droll not Troll | 11:45 pm |

    Normal sewers have smells – a magic sewer has spells.

  35. Droll not Troll | 11:48 pm |

    @Rt | 3:36 pm: You like the sound of ripping fabric? 😛

  36. Droll not Troll | 12:00 am |

    @Yu No Hoo | 4:41 am: Sewercery is better than ditchcraft.

  37. Yu No Hoo | 5:13 am |

    @Droll

    …or bognostication.

  38. Peter | 3:57 pm |

    But we don’t count cockroaches as family members.

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