Ugh, I hate lime.

posted on 12 Jul 2016 in Engrish from Other Countries, Menus

fried-horse-crap

With an oaty overtone…

Photo courtesy of Supapij Na Ayudhya.
Menu from Thailand. 

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  1. coffeebot | 2:48 am |

    The craptions here stink.

  2. coffeebot | 2:49 am |

    This is even better than king crap!

  3. Marum | 3:11 am |

    Why does it need to be fried? It’s already steaming.

  4. Marum | 3:14 am |

    500G of horse crap = 250G of Bart’s.
    ‘Pears they watch the Simpsons in Thailand

  5. Marum | 3:15 am |

    Hack orf farang.

  6. Huu Yuu | 4:03 am |

    A specialty for a certain character from “Back to the Future”

  7. Huu Yuu | 4:04 am |

    It was sitting on the hot street for a very long time.

  8. algernon | 4:04 am |

    The lome us alwats a nice touch

  9. algernon | 4:05 am |

    I prefer mine poached

  10. Huu Yuu | 4:06 am |

    I prefer flied horse crap with rime. Extra protein, as my grandfather would say.

  11. Big Fat Cat | 4:06 am |

    The horse died of Lyme disease.

  12. Marum | 4:09 am |

    @BFC 0406 I’ll give you a big tick for that.

  13. Droll not Troll | 4:27 am |

    I sometimes add lime to my compost but I’ve never fried any of it!

  14. jjhitt | 4:30 am |

    OK… you put the lime in the coconut, then what happened?

  15. jjhitt | 4:31 am |

    When I asked for a Country Breakfast, I had something else in mind.

  16. Yu No Hoo | 4:33 am |

    So, is this considered vegan or not?

  17. Droll not Troll | 4:34 am |

    Cat crap is better with sand – as much as it takes to bury it!

  18. Yu No Hoo | 4:36 am |

    Waiter, there’s a fly in my horse crap.

  19. Yu No Hoo | 4:38 am |

    After-dinner mint anyone?

  20. Droll not Troll | 4:41 am |

    1/2 Kg? Around here they measure horse crap by the bagful and the going rate is $2 a bag. The farmer’s kids get extra pocket money that way.

  21. Droll not Troll | 4:46 am |

    Is it race-horse crap? I’m steroid intolerant.

  22. Pete | 4:57 am |

    Salt…or even curry…won’t help either.

  23. Pete | 4:58 am |

    Uh, waiter…this is Thailand.
    Does that Horse Crap with Lime LEAF or Lime FRUIT???

  24. Pete | 5:00 am |

    A half a kilo?
    Good grief, that’s a bit more than a full pound in weight!
    That’s a ginormous puck of horse hockey!

  25. Droll not Troll | 5:08 am |

    @Yu No Hoo | 4:36 am: Isn’t that what you ordered, sir? Flied horse crap?

  26. PeeBee | 5:17 am |

    Is this considered street food?

  27. Droll not Troll | 5:23 am |

    Don’t order the pee soup They get it from the same horse.

  28. Seventy2rd o clock | 5:26 am |

    – Waiter! There’s lime in my crap!

  29. Seventy2rd o clock | 5:39 am |

    Mmmmm … Horse flies!

  30. Pete | 7:06 am |

    @jjhitt 4:30 am:

    Coconut does have laxative properties in it.

    Maybe that’s how they obtain the 1/2 Kilo!

  31. Pete | 8:37 am |

    At today’s exchange rate, 275 baht is USD $7.81.
    Man, that’s some EXPENSIVE sh*t…

  32. Pete | 8:46 am |

    A beverage with your crap, sir?
    Yes, I’d like a cup of COFFEF please.

  33. Geo | 9:10 am |

    Never mind them being up front about the horse crap, I want to make sure that’s JUICE in my cup…

  34. Classic Steve | 9:47 am |

    The lime really sells it.

  35. Classic Steve | 9:47 am |

    Twist: It’s limeSTONE.

  36. Myself | 12:15 pm |

    This has been posted before! Hey Engrish webmaster, if you’re posting duplicates, why don’t you post the Engrish I submitted instead? I sent in some Engrish a few weeks ago and it hasn’t been posted.

  37. EffEff | 6:16 pm |

    @Pete: Lime beans

  38. sirpaulfan | 1:28 am |

    It’s the lime that gives it that certain je ne sais quoi.

  39. 275 Bahts for a Donald Trump speech? No thanks.

  40. iLock | 6:34 am |

    I’ll have one fried horse crap with lime, hold the lime and my nose.

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