Waiter, oh never mind…

posted on 18 Jul 2016 in Engrish from Other Countries, Menus

spicy-flied-chicken

Photo courtesy of Charles Robinson.
Found in Korea.

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  1. Huu Yuu | 4:02 am |  Vote: Add rating 0  Subtract rating 0  

    The flies ate too much curry, but they go good with chicken

  2. Huu Yuu | 4:05 am |  Vote: Add rating 4  Subtract rating 0  

    Special ‘Sausage’ Dish comes with Gonorrhea Hot Spring Shrimp

  3. DrLex | 4:06 am |  Vote: Add rating 13  Subtract rating 0  

    A flied chicken is a chicken that has a fly. When it opens its fly, you can see its special sausage.

  4. Droll not Troll | 4:08 am |  Vote: Add rating 8  Subtract rating 0  

    That’s just silly. It’s Spicy Flew Chicken.

  5. algernon | 4:08 am |  Vote: Add rating 7  Subtract rating 0  

    Perhaps the flied chicken could be a special sausage dish

  6. DrLex | 4:08 am |  Vote: Add rating 8  Subtract rating 0  

    Am I supposed to eat the Chop Steak with Chop Sticks?

  7. algernon | 4:09 am |  Vote: Add rating 10  Subtract rating 0  

    Spicy flied chicken goes well on a flied rice

  8. Yu No Hoo | 4:10 am |  Vote: Add rating 9  Subtract rating 0  

    Buy one get one flea.

  9. Droll not Troll | 4:13 am |  Vote: Add rating 7  Subtract rating 0  

    All chicken dishes are passed by the health insector.

  10. Droll not Troll | 4:15 am |  Vote: Add rating 5  Subtract rating 1  

    Special sausage dish includes Cream of Sum Yung Guy.

  11. Huu Yuu | 4:15 am |  Vote: Add rating 9  Subtract rating 0  

    Chop Steak is prepared by karate experts

  12. Droll not Troll | 4:16 am |  Vote: Add rating 10  Subtract rating 0  

    Special sausage dish may contain nuts.

  13. Big Fat Cat | 4:31 am |  Vote: Add rating 12  Subtract rating 0  

    With sausages and Haus special, am I in Deutschland or what?

  14. Marum | 4:48 am |  Vote: Add rating 13  Subtract rating 0  

    Sauerbraten du jour. I hope.

  15. Marum | 4:49 am |  Vote: Add rating 11  Subtract rating 0  

    The chicken flied in the window, so we killed it, spiced it and cooked it.

  16. Marum | 4:51 am |  Vote: Add rating 12  Subtract rating 0  

    Meant to be eaten with chop-steaks

  17. jjhitt | 4:54 am |  Vote: Add rating 8  Subtract rating 0  

    I recommend the Spanish Fly Chicken.

  18. Marum | 4:54 am |  Vote: Add rating 16  Subtract rating 0  

    BFC 0431. You haf to make the das best of der wurst..

  19. Marum | 5:33 am |  Vote: Add rating 18  Subtract rating 0  

    This is German/Chinese fusion cuisine.

    The food is great. But the next day you want to invade Poland.

  20. Droll not Troll | 5:39 am |  Vote: Add rating 2  Subtract rating 0  

    Waiter, there are no flies in my spicy chicken!

  21. Pete | 6:00 am |  Vote: Add rating 10  Subtract rating 0  

    That’s FRIED chicken, you PLICK!!!

  22. Pete | 6:02 am |  Vote: Add rating 16  Subtract rating 0  

    @Marum:

    …and invade Czechoslovakia and annex Austria and occupy France and bomb Britain…

  23. Pete | 6:05 am |  Vote: Add rating 5  Subtract rating 0  

    Mix item 1 and item 3 and you get Currywurst.
    Flies extra: ₩10 apiece.

  24. iLock | 6:05 am |  Vote: Add rating 5  Subtract rating 0  

    If you don’t like it, just shoe it out of the haus.

  25. Pete | 6:07 am |  Vote: Add rating 10  Subtract rating 0  

    @Droll Not Troll:

    So…we get to pick between Gonorrhea and The Flew?
    Decisions, decisions…

  26. Pete | 6:08 am |  Vote: Add rating 4  Subtract rating 0  

    Aha…flyswatting.

    So THAT’S why that hotel needs shoes so desperately!

  27. Marum | 6:17 am |  Vote: Add rating 16  Subtract rating 0  

    @Pete 0600. Ha, ha. Reminds me of the punchline of a very old and long joke.

    Ie. OK! It’s fried rice you Gleek plick!

  28. Marum | 6:22 am |  Vote: Add rating 14  Subtract rating 0  

    @Pete & Dnt.

    The Egyptian Flu? = Soon to be a mummy.

  29. Marum | 6:25 am |  Vote: Add rating 13  Subtract rating 2  

    @Pete. I was intending to say; ‘Invade Poland, and Manchuria.”

  30. Droll not Troll | 6:39 am |  Vote: Add rating 12  Subtract rating 0  

    @Marum | 6:17 am: Thanks for the reminder! :)
    Spicy Flied Chicken is the Flieday special.

  31. Droll not Troll | 6:41 am |  Vote: Add rating 12  Subtract rating 0  

    @Marum | 6:22 am: … but no longer getting her pyramid.

  32. Marum | 7:03 am |  Vote: Add rating 14  Subtract rating 0  

    Isn’t it odd how food and romance/seduction go together.

    A romantic meal with your lady, often sets the wheels in motion for a great night, for both of you.
    The only thing I can’t figure out in books, is how they can drink so much, and still perform.

  33. Pete | 7:35 am |  Vote: Add rating 14  Subtract rating 0  

    @Marum 6:17:

    Famous line from Lethal Weapon 3:

    “That’s FRIED RICE you PLICK!!!”

  34. Pete | 7:37 am |  Vote: Add rating 12  Subtract rating 0  

    @Marum 6:25:

    …and Korea and China and Siberia and SE Asia and India and…you get the picture.

    ; – )

  35. Geo | 8:47 am |  Vote: Add rating 7  Subtract rating 0  

    Has anyone noticed the fleurs-de-lis (well-known French symbols) to the left of every menu item in the photo? Therefore, it must be a knock-off French restaurant… but I still can’t wrap my head around what’s the German Haus Special doing there.

  36. Pete | 9:07 am |  Vote: Add rating 10  Subtract rating 0  

    @Geo:

    Baden-Wurttemberg/Alsace-Lorraine style (oh wait it’s Korea…never mind.)

  37. Marum | 8:18 am |  Vote: Add rating 10  Subtract rating 0  

    @Geo 0847. Es ist die Bierhalle. Bier, Bier, und mehr bier.

    German beer is not like Aussie beer. Das deutsches Reinheitsgebot, (purity laws) ensures (by law) that German beer dos not contain all the crap, our beers have added to them.

    WARNING:: German beer is normally 8%+. It is great. Just make sure you book in somewhere nearby. PROST!

  38. sirpaulfan | 2:46 am |  Vote: Add rating 6  Subtract rating 0  

    You know what they say [and by they I mean Eric Idle] about AMERICAN beer….it’s like making love in a canoe.

  39. Long Tom | 3:03 pm |  Vote: Add rating 8  Subtract rating 0  

    Hitler actually did send some equipment and vehicles to the Nationalist Chinese military forces before he decided to ally with the Japanese.

  40. Peter | 11:24 am |  Vote: Add rating 0  Subtract rating 0  

    Hey where is the chicken?

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