Washing my sweater is quite intense

posted on 27 Jul 2016 in Clothing

washing-instructions-on-sweater

Photo courtesy of Stefan Kruger.
Washing instructions found on sweater.

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  1. Huu Yuu | 4:02 am |

    It will be a swerler when it is spinning around in the washing machine, and also the dryer.

  2. Huu Yuu | 4:03 am |

    I can’t tell if Vrede is a typo or the actual brand name.

  3. Marum | 4:04 am |

    Q: If you have a moth ball in your right hand, and a moth ball in your left hand, what hav you got.

    A. The worlds largest moth.

  4. algernon | 4:04 am |

    Dang I though they were a pair of pants

  5. algernon | 4:06 am |

    Vrede fashion. The name of certifiontion

  6. Marum | 4:06 am |

    Can shor balls = Those little plles of sand left by Soldier Crabs.

  7. Droll not Troll | 4:08 am |

    Some can shor write a load of balls on their instruction cards.

  8. Marum | 4:09 am |

    Turn sun down to required temperature, to dry jumper.

  9. Droll not Troll | 4:10 am |

    @Marum | 4:04 am: Or, as I heard it –
    A. The undivided attention of the moth.

  10. Huu Yuu | 4:11 am |

    I can’t expose my slrong under the sun for long before others become wery of it and call the cops.

  11. Big Fat Cat | 4:14 am |

    Huu Yuu 4:11 Exposing your shor balls for too long will cause sonburns

  12. Marum | 4:15 am |

    If you have a knotted swerler, you are probably doing it wrong.

  13. Droll not Troll | 4:16 am |

    When your are cold enough to freeze off your can shor balls it’s OK to store the sweater.

  14. Droll not Troll | 4:21 am |

    What kind of temperato do I need – a 4 weler or an 18 weler?

  15. DrLex | 4:22 am |

    When taking a swim when it is very cold, one can get shor balls indeed.

  16. Marum | 4:23 am |

    ♫ La donne temperato♪

    (As sung by Letsa Pervalotti)

  17. DrLex | 4:23 am |

    The typist has been licking a toad it seems. More specifically, an instoad.

  18. Droll not Troll | 4:25 am |

    It doesn’t say how to certifi an ontion, though.

  19. Marum | 4:28 am |

    I, Giuseppe Verdi, will refer this spelling to Joseph Green, for ratification,

  20. DrLex | 4:32 am |

    ‘Vrede’ means ‘peace’ in Dutch. I think whoever typed this, sought too much peace by taking the wrong drugs.

  21. Pete | 4:58 am |

    Q: Boom-boom?
    A: OK, Joe.
    Q: How much?
    A: Twenty dollah and 2 swerlers, me love you slrong time.

  22. Frank Burns | 5:06 am |

    This is why you don’t dictate a translation with a big wad of gum in your mouth.

  23. Kioku | 5:59 am |

    To-be-A-OK’ed?

  24. CJ | 6:40 am |

    Can shor balls leave me feeling temprato too.

  25. Frank Burns | 8:14 am |

    For #4 can I substitute a tanning booth and some ben-wa balls?

  26. Geo | 8:28 am |

    That must be a REALLY sharp piece of cloth if it can separate the swerler (i.e. split it in half).

  27. Geo | 8:36 am |

    Where this knock-off tag has been printed, the WELER (symbol – Wl) is the official temperature scale.
    (Kind of intended as a reply to Droll not Troll | 4:21 am)

  28. Lora | 11:07 am |

    If you have a sick sweler, a wash will make it weler.

  29. M.U. | 11:17 am |

    Anyone know where I can find a wery weak sun to dwy my sweater? Least convenient care instructions ewer.

  30. A Non-Y Mouse | 2:03 am |

    I’m not sure, but think there’s a bong involved.

  31. Marum | 8:20 am |

    @FB 0814. Good god mate! I had no idea. My lady and I, used to practise on each other. Which was , incidentalllllllllyyyyyy, woo hoo!, great fun On further perusal of the matter, I see that one device has a (tensiometer?) within, which will give on a readout as to how much pressure you can exert. The mind boggles.

  32. Marum | 8:31 am |

    He he. I can imagine a lady walking down the street, with this “heads up display” shining on her sunglasses, indicating, 2.8 kilopascals. 😉

  33. Marum | 8:49 am |

    Sori. Kilobars

  34. olog-hai | 8:28 pm |

    Don’t let the borogoves borrow the swealer or they will get all mimsy. And if the vredes get hold of the vorpal sword . . .

  35. Tom41 | 1:37 am |

    Whatever you’ve been washing your clothes with has obviously had an effect on your ability to spell…

  36. Marum | 1:51 am |

    BTW. 2.8Kilobars pressure = 38,000PSI (approx.) 1Bar = 14.5037738 psi. I am surprised that no one mentioned it

    GAWD!!! Imagine what that could do! It would easily crack Macadamias.

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