You asked for’em!

— Graffiti Hotel

The hotel lobbied hard everywhere for signing

All the hotel staff are deaf.

Imagine if this was ‘sing everywhere’. Nobody would get any sleep, unless everywhere only includes the lobby.

The Five Man Electrical Band stayed here.

We don’t need no stinking dotted lines!

But run don’t walk

Walls floors or the lobby

It’s a sign wave.

Banksy will be the guest speaker at the conference signing everywhere on the hotel lobby wall.

The writing is on the wall for this hotel.

The hotel lobby has the politicos in its pocket.

“Sign, sign, everywhere a sign…”

That’s great. If you are into signing, that is.

Our business is forging ahead.

Well, this looks ominous!

No wonder he’s running. I think they have just removed his nuts, for not paying the bill.

The effort to simplify their check-in procedure wasn’t much of an effort.

♫Sign, sign, everywhere a sign
Blockin’ out the scenery, breakin’ my mind
Do this, don’t do that, can’t you read the sign? ♫

@Marum – looks like they removed his entire skin to me.

I think this is a sign of the times.

The answer to “Where is your god now”?

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=oeT5otk2R1g

Ok, since you requested, stick your arse up.

Signs to the left of me! Signs to the right of me! IT WAS CHAOS!

Ok now if you’ll just sign here.. here.. here… here….. here…. here…. initial
there on every page… Oh and sign here and here…. And just up there……
Oops sorry, I almost forgot, just here and there and you’re done!
…One more place sorry, haha, right here…. Hmmm well just in case I forget another one or two… JUST SIGN EVERYWHERE!!!

The hotel offered a small discount on the weekend, when someone came to claim the deal these were the instructions they were given in order to complete the promotion.