You asked for’em!

posted on 3 Jul 2016 in Chinglish, Signs

sign-everywhere

Photo courtesy of Frank Wang.
Found in China. 

27 captions

  1. Huu Yuu | 4:01 am |

    — Graffiti Hotel

  2. Huu Yuu | 4:02 am |

    The hotel lobbied hard everywhere for signing

  3. Droll not Troll | 4:04 am |

    All the hotel staff are deaf.

  4. Huu Yuu | 4:04 am |

    Imagine if this was ‘sing everywhere’. Nobody would get any sleep, unless everywhere only includes the lobby.

  5. Droll not Troll | 4:11 am |

    The Five Man Electrical Band stayed here.

  6. Droll not Troll | 4:13 am |

    We don’t need no stinking dotted lines!

  7. algernon | 4:15 am |

    But run don’t walk

  8. algernon | 4:16 am |

    Walls floors or the lobby

  9. Yu No Hoo | 4:22 am |

    It’s a sign wave.

  10. Big Fat Cat | 4:24 am |

    Banksy will be the guest speaker at the conference signing everywhere on the hotel lobby wall.

  11. Droll not Troll | 4:25 am |

    The writing is on the wall for this hotel.

  12. Yu No Hoo | 4:30 am |

    The hotel lobby has the politicos in its pocket.

  13. Chris | 4:48 am |

    “Sign, sign, everywhere a sign…”

  14. Marum | 5:13 am |

    That’s great. If you are into signing, that is.

  15. Marum | 5:15 am |

    Our business is forging ahead.

  16. Droll not Troll | 5:33 am |

    Well, this looks ominous!

  17. Marum | 5:48 am |

    No wonder he’s running. I think they have just removed his nuts, for not paying the bill.

  18. A Non-Y Mouse | 6:56 am |

    The effort to simplify their check-in procedure wasn’t much of an effort.

  19. Johnny Cache | 7:09 am |

    ♫Sign, sign, everywhere a sign
    Blockin’ out the scenery, breakin’ my mind
    Do this, don’t do that, can’t you read the sign? ♫

  20. Lora | 1:12 pm |

    @Marum – looks like they removed his entire skin to me.

  21. Yang Xiao Long | 2:04 pm |

    I think this is a sign of the times.

  22. Droll not Troll | 7:08 pm |

    The answer to “Where is your god now”?

  23. Peter | 11:07 am |

    Ok, since you requested, stick your arse up.

  24. Signs to the left of me! Signs to the right of me! IT WAS CHAOS!

  25. iLock | 6:58 pm |

    Ok now if you’ll just sign here.. here.. here… here….. here…. here…. initial
    there on every page… Oh and sign here and here…. And just up there……
    Oops sorry, I almost forgot, just here and there and you’re done!
    …One more place sorry, haha, right here…. Hmmm well just in case I forget another one or two… JUST SIGN EVERYWHERE!!!

  26. Kioku | 10:15 am |

    The hotel offered a small discount on the weekend, when someone came to claim the deal these were the instructions they were given in order to complete the promotion.

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