You still got a chick in there?

posted on 23 Jul 2016 in Engrish from Other Countries, Signs

room-chick-out

I was just chicking.

Photo courtesy of Matthieu Blottière.
Spotted in India. 

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  1. Huu Yuu | 4:01 am |  Vote: Add rating 6  Subtract rating 0  

    The yellow room chickens out at 9 AM

  2. Huu Yuu | 4:02 am |  Vote: Add rating 7  Subtract rating 0  

    The room is men’s only after 9 AM

  3. algernon | 4:02 am |  Vote: Add rating 17  Subtract rating 0  

    This place is for the birds

  4. Huu Yuu | 4:04 am |  Vote: Add rating 8  Subtract rating 0  

    Nobody here but us checkens (czech)

  5. algernon | 4:04 am |  Vote: Add rating 13  Subtract rating 0  

    Otherwise the hens will peck you

  6. Marum | 4:07 am |  Vote: Add rating 19  Subtract rating 0  

    I always had mine out of the place before sunup.

  7. Marum | 4:10 am |  Vote: Add rating 15  Subtract rating 0  

    I will send them across the far sea. (Farsi)

  8. Marum | 4:11 am |  Vote: Add rating 12  Subtract rating 0  

    Or at least to the far canal.

  9. Seventy2rd o clock | 4:13 am |  Vote: Add rating 5  Subtract rating 0  

    One chick does not a check-out make

  10. Yu No Hoo | 4:25 am |  Vote: Add rating 12  Subtract rating 0  

    At least the rooms are cheep.

  11. Droll not Troll | 4:41 am |  Vote: Add rating 6  Subtract rating 0  

    Until then, you can rock out with your cock rooster out.

  12. Droll not Troll | 4:43 am |  Vote: Add rating 9  Subtract rating 0  

    After 9am we let the foxes in.

  13. Droll not Troll | 4:45 am |  Vote: Add rating 6  Subtract rating 0  

    Do you want to cluck all day too?

  14. Droll not Troll | 4:46 am |  Vote: Add rating 9  Subtract rating 0  

    We hope you have a pheasant pluck!

  15. Big Fat Cat | 4:47 am |  Vote: Add rating 6  Subtract rating 0  

    The message below the asterisks should be English but the owner was so drunk that it was scribbled like Sanskrit.

  16. Big Fat Cat | 4:50 am |  Vote: Add rating 3  Subtract rating 0  

    Chick in when the clock roosts.

  17. Yu No Hoo | 5:12 am |  Vote: Add rating 8  Subtract rating 0  

    Hello, room service? My incubator’s not working.

  18. Droll not Troll | 5:15 am |  Vote: Add rating 9  Subtract rating 0  

    9am – time to get the little pecker out.

  19. Droll not Troll | 5:27 am |  Vote: Add rating 5  Subtract rating 0  

    @Yu No Hoo | 5:12 am: Incubator: A male demon that only uses his fingers.

  20. Frank Burns | 5:38 am |  Vote: Add rating 5  Subtract rating 0  

    In order to avoid being Hen-pecked………

  21. Pete | 5:42 am |  Vote: Add rating 10  Subtract rating 0  

    Late chick-out service available for an extra buck-buck-buck.

  22. Pete | 5:44 am |  Vote: Add rating 3  Subtract rating 0  

    Check-Fil-A, everyone’s favorite fast food joint, next door.

  23. Pete | 5:47 am |  Vote: Add rating 3  Subtract rating 0  

    They even used paper color-coded to match the newly hatched checks!

  24. Marum | 6:12 am |  Vote: Add rating 11  Subtract rating 0  

    So! Have I got this correct?
    Night time till 0900 is for heterosexuals.

    O900 Till dark is for homosexuals?

  25. Marum | 6:21 am |  Vote: Add rating 15  Subtract rating 0  

    @Yu No Huu & DnT 0527.

    A Devil goes in to a brothel, and asks for cunnilingus. To his great surprise, he was asked in no uncertain terms to leave .

    Apparently, it was against house rules, to have spirituous liquors on the premises.

  26. Marum | 6:24 am |  Vote: Add rating 10  Subtract rating 0  

    @Pete 0547 . Did you say “Poople colour coded”?

  27. Marum | 6:52 am |  Vote: Add rating 10  Subtract rating 1  

    @ Pete. Si. Gratias caballero.

  28. Pete | 6:56 am |  Vote: Add rating 2  Subtract rating 0  

    Check.
    I mean chick.
    😉

  29. Geo | 7:02 am |  Vote: Add rating 3  Subtract rating 0  

    I wonder what the word censored by the four asterisks (just below “TIME 9.00 A.M.) is.

  30. Geo | 7:13 am |  Vote: Add rating 4  Subtract rating 0  

    (The typo in my 7:02 am message DRIVES ME CRAZY)

    “Room chick out” at 9 AM is just the hotel’s way of telling you that there’s one very loud rooster per room. You wake up at 9 AM, no exceptions.

  31. Frank Burns | 7:35 am |  Vote: Add rating 4  Subtract rating 0  

    “You can chick out any time you want, but you can never leaf.”

  32. Pete | 7:58 am |  Vote: Add rating 2  Subtract rating 0  

    @Yoo 725:

    …and sober, too.

  33. Yu No Hoo | 8:36 am |  Vote: Add rating 1  Subtract rating 0  

    This hotel has two wings.

  34. Yu No Hoo | 8:41 am |  Vote: Add rating 6  Subtract rating 0  

    There’s a better place across the road.

  35. Pete | 8:53 am |  Vote: Add rating 5  Subtract rating 0  

    @Yoo 0841:

    Thus explaining the age-old question why…

  36. Yu No Hoo | 10:15 am |  Vote: Add rating 4  Subtract rating 0  

    @Pete

    Eggsactly.

  37. Garst | 11:00 am |  Vote: Add rating 3  Subtract rating 0  

    When is room chick in?

  38. Yu No Hoo | 5:46 pm |  Vote: Add rating 7  Subtract rating 0  

    After 9 you’ll just have to pullet.

  39. Droll not Troll | 6:29 pm |  Vote: Add rating 4  Subtract rating 0  

    @Yu No Hoo | 5:46 pm: When I do that I like to put my capon.

  40. Droll not Troll | 8:46 pm |  Vote: Add rating 3  Subtract rating 0  

    @Geo | 7:02 am: Dunno, but it’s probably something fowl.

  41. Mineko Unabara | 10:44 pm |  Vote: Add rating 7  Subtract rating 0  

    Chickmate.

  42. jjhitt | 3:39 am |  Vote: Add rating 1  Subtract rating 0  

    Wake Up An Get To Work !!!
    We need the eggs.

  43. jjhitt | 3:41 am |  Vote: Add rating 1  Subtract rating 0  

    (Next trip I pick the hotel.)

  44. EffEff | 4:06 am |  Vote: Add rating 7  Subtract rating 0  

    Room service? I want a succubator not an incubator. If you don’t know where to find one, try the Suck Ho Building.

  45. Peter | 11:40 am |  Vote: Add rating 0  Subtract rating 0  

    or chicken out?

  46. Wile E. Coyote Super Genius | 11:51 pm |  Vote: Add rating 1  Subtract rating 0  

    I wasn’t paying for her to stay all night ….

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