But it’s so tasty inside!

posted on 12 Aug 2016 in Chinglish, Signs

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There’s like 20 people outside this noodle…

Photo courtesy of Summer Lewis.
Found at Beijing airport. 

49 captions

  1. Huu Yuu | 4:01 am |

    The rice-flour noodle is so lightweight that it can be used as an airplane

  2. Huu Yuu | 4:03 am |

    ‘rice-flour noodle’ is a step or two below the term ‘grasshopper’

  3. DrLex | 4:03 am |

    Try the wheat-flour noodle instead

  4. DrLex | 4:05 am |

    Apparently, many people are waiting outside the rice-flour noodle because we already have two different views of this sign.

  5. Huu Yuu | 4:06 am |

    Please wait outside, Rice
    — Flour Noodle

    I don’t know who Rice is, nor Flour Noodle.

  6. Droll not Troll | 4:08 am |

    It also helps if you can think outside the noodle.

  7. Big Fat Cat | 4:09 am |

    @Huu yuu 4:06 : Condoleezza Rice.

  8. Pete | 4:09 am |

    Uh, NO.
    I’m a frequent flyer.
    So I’d much rather wait in the “I don’t CARE, so gimme my damn lunch and a scotch on the rocks” Elite Club Bar”, DUMPLING!

  9. Big Fat Cat | 4:12 am |

    Anyone whoever tried the Shanghai Airline Beef Brisket Rice Flour Noodles will know that waiting for one hour is normal.

  10. Droll not Troll | 4:12 am |

    … because there’s not mush-room inside.

  11. DrLex | 4:13 am |

    If they mark their one meter line with noodles, then this sign makes perfect sense.

  12. Droll not Troll | 4:14 am |

    This airline is run by the Flying Spaghetti Monster.

  13. Droll not Troll | 4:16 am |

    We’re ramen ’em in as fast as we can.

  14. Droll not Troll | 4:18 am |

    Just plane noodles?? I want mine with some sauce!

  15. algernon | 4:28 am |

    Guess its better than flying United

  16. Droll not Troll | 4:28 am |

    Well, OK. As long as you’re not telling me to get in the far queue.

  17. algernon | 4:30 am |

    Its pretty breezy out here on the wings

  18. Yu No Hoo | 4:33 am |

    Gluten-free pre-boarding this way.

    >>>>

  19. Pete | 4:42 am |

    In other words, don’t pasta white noodle line.

  20. Pete | 4:43 am |

    Shanghai Air?
    OK…I’ll wait if my noodle comes with soup, dumpling.

  21. Pete | 4:46 am |

    Sir, the sign says stay outside the line!
    Well, Miss…frankly it was actually made of translucent bean thread noodle.
    And I walked right through it since I couldn’t see it…

  22. Pete | 4:47 am |

    Attention maintenance: Requesting floor clean-up at Gate 6.

  23. Marum | 4:48 am |

    I’ve heard of composite aircraft, but this is ridiculous.

  24. Frank Burns | 4:57 am |

    We don’t like yer kind ’round here.

  25. Droll not Troll | 5:10 am |

    And do not take photos! We don’t want you to flash noodle.

  26. Peter | 5:35 am |

    Now seating all customers in Column A

  27. Droll not Troll | 5:36 am |

    @DrLex | 4:05 am: Wow, that brought back memories!

  28. Marum | 5:49 am |

    There will be no noodles tonight, because Shanghai Airlines has been – errr – shanghaied.

  29. Marum | 5:50 am |

    This is the signature dish of Shaghigh Airlines.

  30. Yu No Hoo | 5:56 am |

    This is the check to see if you’re on the no fry list.

  31. Droll not Troll | 6:14 am |

    What’s with the waiting at the rice-flour noodle? Are they checking for cereal killers?

  32. PeeBee | 6:21 am |

    There’s a waiter on the wing!

  33. Classic Steve | 6:56 am |

    So that’s their term of endearment in place of “honey” or “sugar.”

  34. Frank Burns | 7:04 am |

    “The Rice-Four Noodle Zone is for loading and unloading only…..”

  35. Brian | 7:06 am |

    But is rice-flour noodle the pasta of normality?

  36. Brian | 7:16 am |

    Outside of a rice-flour noodle, a book is a man’s best friend. Inside a rice-flour noodle, it’s too dark to read.

  37. ucity | 7:43 am |

    Where is the rice-flour noodle? Is it by the server error?

  38. Geo | 7:58 am |

    The Chinese sure do come up with creative insults…

  39. Seventy2rd o clock | 8:03 am |

    No smorking in the flour, too

  40. Geo | 8:03 am |

    All the grease makes it aerodynamic, right? Nothing wrong with flying in a giant rice-flour noodle, if I say so myself.

  41. Seventy2rd o clock | 8:05 am |

    – Mommy! I see pasta people!

  42. Seventy2rd o clock | 8:08 am |

    NOTE: You can wait on first, second, third or fourth flour macaroni.

  43. Pete | 8:10 am |

    I guess they don’t call them flying pans for nothing….

  44. Lora | 2:34 pm |

    I wonder does this have anything to do with “the noodle incident” Calvin was always talking about.

  45. Pete | 6:21 pm |

    Well at least they’re using their noodles!

  46. Peter | 2:44 am |

    Otherwise you risk getting pasta of abnormality

  47. Huu Yuu | 3:42 am |

    In the US, the TSA grope your rice-flour noodle

  48. Pete | 9:13 am |

    @Steve 656:

    Yeah I’d have thought it’d be at least closer to something like “my little moon cake” or “my sweet little durian bun” or something like that….

  49. The Dude | 12:17 pm |

    Airline or Restaurant? You decide.

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