Doesn’t add up…

posted on 7 Aug 2016 in Stationery

lets-go-numbersDude, they’re multiplying…

Photo courtesy of Mark Van Alstyne.
Stationery from Japan. 

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  1. algernon | 4:03 am |  Vote: Add rating 8  Subtract rating 0  

    Groovy number lets number then

  2. Marum | 4:03 am |  Vote: Add rating 10  Subtract rating 0  

    It’s not the little Red Book.

    It’s the big Red Book.

  3. algernon | 4:04 am |  Vote: Add rating 9  Subtract rating 0  

    One and one is groovy time

  4. Marum | 4:07 am |  Vote: Add rating 12  Subtract rating 0  

    I see the number too.

    And that no man might buy or sell, save he that had the mark, or the name of the beast, or the number of his name. Here is wisdom. Let him that has understanding count the number of the beast: for it is the number of a man; and his number is Six hundred threescore and six. (Revelation 13:17-18)

  5. Marum | 4:10 am |  Vote: Add rating 12  Subtract rating 0  

    Kant said:

    2+2 = 4 is not a paradox.

    but 2+2 = 5 is not a paradox either.

  6. Marum | 4:13 am |  Vote: Add rating 9  Subtract rating 0  

    @Algernon 0404. You mean one ON one I assume.

  7. Pete | 4:14 am |  Vote: Add rating 10  Subtract rating 0  

    The Lord spake, saying:
    “Be groovy and multiply!”

  8. WorrierPrincess | 4:14 am |  Vote: Add rating 9  Subtract rating 0  

    All of your time are belong to numbers.

  9. Pete | 4:16 am |  Vote: Add rating 11  Subtract rating 0  

    @Marum:

    But 2 + 2 = 5 might be
    Stupid chicken maths!

  10. Big Fat Cat | 4:17 am |  Vote: Add rating 8  Subtract rating 0  

    @Marum 4:07 Mark of the Breast?

  11. Pete | 4:17 am |  Vote: Add rating 2  Subtract rating 0  

    For us Yanks of a certain age:

    3 is a magic number

  12. Yu No Hoo | 4:19 am |  Vote: Add rating 11  Subtract rating 0  

    Too much television makes your brain number.

  13. Pete | 4:22 am |  Vote: Add rating 5  Subtract rating 0  

    This is your brain.
    This is your brain on numbers.

  14. Pete | 4:26 am |  Vote: Add rating 7  Subtract rating 0  

    Operator: Number please?
    Caller: 123-4567
    Operator: I’ll connect you…One ringy ding-y…two ringy ding-y…

    (A brief tribute to Lily Tomlin)

  15. Yu No Hoo | 4:29 am |  Vote: Add rating 7  Subtract rating 0  

    Groovy. I can dig-it.

  16. Pete | 4:29 am |  Vote: Add rating 1  Subtract rating 0  

    For some stupid chicken reason, that little smiling TV with legs makes me think of Natasha Bedingfield.

  17. Droll not Troll | 4:33 am |  Vote: Add rating 12  Subtract rating 0  

    This is your brain.
    This is your brain on math.

  18. Big Fat Cat | 4:33 am |  Vote: Add rating 8  Subtract rating 0  

    Counting numbers is so mind-numbing.

  19. Marum | 4:34 am |  Vote: Add rating 9  Subtract rating 0  

    Screwy IQ test. Numbers:

    1: 3″; 6″; 12″ = A play by Shakespeare.

    2: 00 ; 000 = Book by George Bernard Shaw.

    3: 2X + 2X = 4X = an impossibility.

    Answers later.

  20. Pete | 4:37 am |  Vote: Add rating 10  Subtract rating 0  

    @Marum:

    Uhhh…mate?
    2X + 2X actually DOES equal 4X….

  21. Marum | 4:41 am |  Vote: Add rating 8  Subtract rating 0  

    Q1 3 plays by shakespeare

  22. Droll not Troll | 4:42 am |  Vote: Add rating 1  Subtract rating 0  

    @Big Fat Cat | 4:17 am: That’s a bit of a stretch! 😛

  23. Marum | 4:45 am |  Vote: Add rating 10  Subtract rating 0  

    @Pete 0437. I’m a Queenslander, remember.

    2X + 2X = 4X is an impossibility > For NOTHING equals XXXX. (Our beer)

  24. Droll not Troll | 4:47 am |  Vote: Add rating 4  Subtract rating 0  

    Number please = I would like some novocain.

  25. Droll not Troll | 4:51 am |  Vote: Add rating 9  Subtract rating 0  

    @Marum | 4:45 am: That’s a coincidence. NOTHING is what Fosters and Budweiser taste of.

  26. Marum | 4:52 am |  Vote: Add rating 7  Subtract rating 0  

    I told you it was a “screwy” IQ test. I may as well answer the other two.

    3″; 6″; 12″ = 3plays by Shakespeare (see the edit)

    3″ = Much Ado About Nothing.

    6″ = As You Like It.

    12″ = The Taming of The Shrew.

    00 ; 000 = Book by GBS = Man and Superman.

  27. Pete | 4:55 am |  Vote: Add rating 10  Subtract rating 0  

    @Marum:

    Aha…sorry mate.
    Temporarily blanked out about the XXXX oil cans y’all consume down there. My bad.

    😉

  28. Yu No Hoo | 4:58 am |  Vote: Add rating 4  Subtract rating 0  

    Make the most of your time.

    Stop looking at the clock.

  29. Pete | 4:58 am |  Vote: Add rating 11  Subtract rating 0  

    @DnT:

    I’m convinced they ship Fosters to us ‘coz they refuse to drink it.
    They prob’ly keep the GOOD stuff fer themselves!

    But that’s just a guess.
    😉

  30. Marum | 4:59 am |  Vote: Add rating 10  Subtract rating 0  

    @DnT 0451 In the days when I thought I could drink anything, I bought a carton of Fosters Light. I drank half a stubbie, and gave the rest away.

  31. Huu Yuu | 5:02 am |  Vote: Add rating 0  Subtract rating 0  

    Groovy Crew adds up to 420.

  32. Huu Yuu | 5:03 am |  Vote: Add rating 3  Subtract rating 0  

    The internet make (or take) the most of your time with the number 34.

  33. Marum | 5:06 am |  Vote: Add rating 11  Subtract rating 0  

    @Pete 0458. You mean they ship Fosters to the US of A?

    You should contact Amnesty International or someone. That is total cruelty, amounting to torture.

  34. Droll not Troll | 5:09 am |  Vote: Add rating 10  Subtract rating 0  

    Numbers are reliable. You can always count on them.

  35. Marum | 5:10 am |  Vote: Add rating 11  Subtract rating 0  

    @Huu Yuu 0503. 34 is half of 69 minus 1. Threfor you must be doing it to yourself. :roll:

  36. Droll not Troll | 5:11 am |  Vote: Add rating 10  Subtract rating 0  

    The Yanks think they are getting their revenge. Didn’t you know they ship Bud over here?

  37. Pete | 5:17 am |  Vote: Add rating 9  Subtract rating 0  

    @DnT:

    Some of us DO call it “butt-wiper” ya know.
    😉

  38. Marum | 5:18 am |  Vote: Add rating 10  Subtract rating 0  

    A squaw sitting on a Deer skin has 2 children.

    A second squaw sitting on a Buffalo skin has three children.

    A third squaw is sitting on a Hippopotamus skin.

    How many children does she have?

    A. 13.

    Because the squaw on the Hippopotamus, is equal to the sum of the squaws of the other two hides.

  39. Pete | 5:41 am |  Vote: Add rating 5  Subtract rating 0  

    Squaws in Africa???

  40. Pete | 5:42 am |  Vote: Add rating 3  Subtract rating 0  

    j/k

  41. Droll not Troll | 5:47 am |  Vote: Add rating 9  Subtract rating 0  

    @Huu Yuu | 5:03 am:
    A few years back it occurred to me that, if cats and porn are the most common things on the internet, then according to rule 34….
    Don’t get excited. It turns out there is cat porn, but I didn’t find it all that interesting.

  42. Droll not Troll | 5:53 am |  Vote: Add rating 9  Subtract rating 0  

    @ Pete | 5:41 am:
    Oh, yeah, an African squaw maybe, but not a European
    squaw, that’s my point.
    (Apologies to Python.)

  43. Droll not Troll | 5:58 am |  Vote: Add rating 5  Subtract rating 0  

    I often go numbers. I go number 1 or number 2.

  44. Pete | 6:03 am |  Vote: Add rating 3  Subtract rating 0  

    A 120 pound squaw can NOT carry a two ton hippo!
    😉

  45. Marum | 6:07 am |  Vote: Add rating 10  Subtract rating 0  

    @Pete 0541 Pythagoran Theory. Asq + Bsq = Csq

  46. Marum | 6:11 am |  Vote: Add rating 10  Subtract rating 0  

    For Hippopotamus read Hypotenuse – Tis a tearable pun.

  47. Droll not Troll | 6:14 am |  Vote: Add rating 11  Subtract rating 0  

    @Marum | 4:52 am; So, you’re saying that book by GBS is a load of balls? 😛

  48. Marum | 6:14 am |  Vote: Add rating 9  Subtract rating 0  

    Q. If the answer is 9W what is the question?

    A. Excuse me Herr Wagner. Does your name start with a “V”?

  49. Yu No Hoo | 6:15 am |  Vote: Add rating 3  Subtract rating 0  

    The Groovy Crew started multiplying with themselves and turned square.

  50. Marum | 6:18 am |  Vote: Add rating 7  Subtract rating 0  

    @DnT 0547. One would assume, that, that is, because you are not a cat.

  51. Droll not Troll | 6:24 am |  Vote: Add rating 8  Subtract rating 0  

    @Marum | 5:18 am: Did you know that a squaw who doesn’t want to be noticed will stand on her head? She is much harder to see at a distance, because of the inverse squaw law.

  52. Pete | 6:32 am |  Vote: Add rating 2  Subtract rating 0  

    @Yu No Hoo:

    Only some of them.
    The rest went into politics.

  53. jjhitt | 8:16 am |  Vote: Add rating 3  Subtract rating 0  

    “I see dead numbers.”

  54. jjhitt | 8:18 am |  Vote: Add rating 5  Subtract rating 0  

    Aunt Enna’s number is up. She fell off the Electric Wave Tower.

  55. jjhitt | 8:19 am |  Vote: Add rating 2  Subtract rating 0  

    Sponsors of the Krewe of Two Mardi Gras float.

  56. Geo | 8:54 am |  Vote: Add rating 3  Subtract rating 0  

    I’m warning you! If you’ll count numbers for too long, you’ll turn into one.
    (Oh, man, I’m so late…)

  57. iLock | 9:35 am |  Vote: Add rating 3  Subtract rating 0  

    The groovy accountants crew

  58. Pete | 12:02 pm |  Vote: Add rating 3  Subtract rating 0  

    Let’s go, Numbers, Let’s go!
    Here we go, Numbers, Here we go!

  59. zankhana | 2:50 pm |  Vote: Add rating 8  Subtract rating 0  

    @ Marum:- re 3 Shakespear plays – I would argue that 10″ = A Midsummer Night’s Dream.

  60. DrLex | 3:58 am |  Vote: Add rating 4  Subtract rating 0  

    “My heart leaps up when I see number.”
    Viewing the stock market section of a newspaper must be lethal.

  61. sirpaulfan | 1:47 am |  Vote: Add rating 3  Subtract rating 0  

    Just wait till you get to linear algebra, kid.

  62. Marum | 5:22 am |  Vote: Add rating 5  Subtract rating 0  

    Zankhana. 1450. Not with Asian ladies. No How!

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