Everybody is so skinny around here…

This hotel has the most heavy blankets in the world.

Nwver don’t blankets as sheet

A good ex …… is one squeezed to death in the blankets.

Blankets divide nicely into sheets

I never don’t make sure that I do not ‘sheet’ the bed in my sleeping.

People who want to tell me how to sleep really give me the sheets!

Can I get a good ex and bacon breakfast here?

Judging from the image, they are talking about unbendable sheet metal. No wonder that person is so flat.

Never don’t not use double negatives.

The blankets on these beds have an R 3.5 insulation rating.

The puce coloured object is a pillow case; the yellow object is a basket case.

Are there — are there — Sheets between the blankets on that distant shore?
Quoth the Raven: “Never don’t”.

I know a blanket directive when I see one.

I wouldn’t dream of it.

Sleep directly in blankets, but don’t get cot.

A good ex is one who turns a blind eye on you when she discovered you sleeping with another woman under heavy blanket

I don’t give a sheet about your rules.

¯\_(ツ)_/¯

Does anyone else find it funny that they used a yellow figure in the sign?

What is it, sheed instructions for strangely formed robots ?

Hey…I used to live in Sagamihara….!!!

Well, looks like Flat Stanley’s residence has finally been identified!

The person in that “Ex” is either a paraplegic or has incredibly long arms!!!

…or maybe that’s what happens after the YW van guys come to visit?

Yer gottit wrong Tojo. You’re lying under the bloody mattress.

SHEET HEY!!!

I see. His ex has put a contract out on him. So they’ve stuck him in a cement bed, before taking him out to the 1,000 fathom line.

@BFC 0445. A competitive ex is one who joins you both, to try to prove she’s still better than any GF you can dredge up.

Broken neck, no armd, thinnest legs in the world, unbendable sheet and two blankets. Damn, this picture is a stuff for horror movies. For some weird reason it reminded me of “The Skeleton Key”

You can always tear a hole with your needle legs in case you need to get out from being inside the sheets.

All your sheets are belong on us

I thought I had figured out a way to visually depict a blanket… But I’m just drawing a blank.

Rubber ducky, you were the one, but you made sleep time so unfun!
Rubber ducky, don’t you feel awfully suffocated under these blankets too!

Are these blankets like the sun, where you never don’t look directly at it?

Also, don’t never use no pillows without pillowcases. Otherwise you might dream about your “good” ex, if you have one.

I too, like to sleep with layers of 10 gauge sheet metal

That yellow guy looks like he’s three sheets to the wind.

“It was then I realized that a world which needed instructions to sleep in a hotel bed was a world I could not live in and stay sane.”

My good ex was really good between the sheets. My bad ex left the covers scattered all over every morning.

Our Flats are really flat.

Sheet happens

I’ll be damned if I’ll ever don’t do it

They seem to have ironed the sheets with much too much starch.