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posted on 14 Aug 2016 in Chinglish, Signs

number-two-restaurant

Photo courtesy of Peter Grevstad.
Found in Toronto, Canada.

56 captions

  1. Huu Yuu | 4:02 am |

    Chinese food makes me “rank” number two frequently

  2. Huu Yuu | 4:03 am |

    Number One Restaurant on the other side, near the Yellow River.

  3. algernon | 4:04 am |

    Whats the brown stuff in the dim sims

  4. algernon | 4:05 am |

    So thats why its down in the bowels

  5. Huu Yuu | 4:07 am |

    I make it a Rule to go to the Number Thirty-Four Restaurant.

  6. WorrierPrincess | 4:11 am |

    This place is a dump.

  7. Droll not Troll | 4:13 am |

    They must be flushed with success.

  8. Droll not Troll | 4:15 am |

    Today’s special: Blind mullet.

  9. Droll not Troll | 4:17 am |

    Mr Hankey approves this restaurant.

  10. Droll not Troll | 4:27 am |

    Toronto’s only used food shop.

  11. Droll not Troll | 4:29 am |

    @Huu Yuu | 4:07 am: Tried the porn chowder? 😛

  12. Marum | 4:32 am |

    I prefer Dumb Sums

  13. Big Fat Cat | 4:34 am |

    The all day Dim SUM looks Negative.

  14. Marum | 4:40 am |

    That’s strange – Toronto, the most multiculturally diverse city on the planet: over 140 languages are spoken.

    They,may wll be spoken, but how many are understood?

  15. Yu No Hoo | 4:42 am |

    How did they end up with that name?

    Probably by process of elimination.

  16. Droll not Troll | 4:46 am |

    Someone’s baking brownies.

  17. Marum | 4:46 am |

    @DnT 0429.. That’s only available in India, at Mt. Annaporna. I hear the food is Goddess like.

  18. Yu No Hoo | 4:46 am |

    All the bums hang out in front.

  19. Marum | 4:48 am |

    @Yuu no Hoo 0442. Process of evacuation….Perhaps?

  20. Chris | 4:48 am |

    With the glare, I misread the sign in the window as “Chinese pood.”

  21. Droll not Troll | 4:49 am |

    You should see the Chinese fire drill here. When they evacuate, they EVACUATE!

  22. Yu No Hoo | 4:50 am |

    Try our colonial breakfast special.

  23. Droll not Troll | 4:53 am |

    @Yu No Hoo | 4:46 am: I shudder to think what’s hanging out in back, then! 😯

  24. Yu No Hoo | 4:54 am |

    No chairs here, only stools.

  25. Marum | 4:56 am |

    @DnT. BTW Annapurna is the Divine Mother, the Goddess who blesses us with food in abundance. She is the source of all nourishment. (Quote from the Indian mythology)

  26. Marum | 5:03 am |

    It’s down.in a dungeon, where the Sun’s never viewed.
    Where danger is doubled, with number two in the food.

    (My appaloosas to Johnny Cash)

  27. Marum | 5:06 am |

    All of our Dum Sums are made by dum bums.

  28. Yu No Hoo | 5:15 am |

    I think this used to be a crack den.

  29. Droll not Troll | 5:18 am |

    All food has been anal-ysed for quality.

  30. Droll not Troll | 5:24 am |

    When they first found this building, they thought the sign said “TO LET”.

  31. Pete | 6:02 am |

    This explains the need for opium dens.

  32. Yu No Hoo | 6:05 am |

    @Marum 4:48 am

    Either way they likely had to void their first pick.

  33. Yu No Hoo | 6:09 am |

    @Droll not Troll 4:53 am

    It’s Toronto, so, raccoons.

  34. jjhitt | 6:48 am |

    ‘All day dim sum.”
    “Sum light turn on, OK?”

  35. Geo | 8:12 am |

    I was thinking that would be a name more appropriate for a Mexican restaurant.

  36. Pete | 9:53 am |

    @Geo:

    Or pretty much any establishment of less than 5-star quality in India.

  37. Conventi | 10:26 am |

    Dr. Evil is satisfied.

  38. Yu No Hoo | 11:18 am |

    Specialty: fresh crappie with shiitake mushrooms and dumplings.

  39. Seventy2rd o clock | 2:11 pm |

    Wow, Number Two is my number one restaurant!

  40. Seventy2rd o clock | 2:13 pm |

    – Mommeee! I crapped my hands!
    – Ah, dump kids …

  41. Seventy2rd o clock | 2:19 pm |

    – Waiter! Where’s the toilet bowl?
    – You’re sitting on it, Sir.

  42. Big Fat Cat | 4:31 pm |

    @Marum 4:40 : None understood. They all speak in tongues.

  43. Yang Xiao Long | 7:04 pm |

    We’re Number 2, and so should you.

  44. RT | 9:02 pm |

    “opening soon”

    yea i sure hope so. i can’t hold it in much longer.

  45. Lora | 10:07 pm |

    Dim sum? Pu-pu platter was too obvious, huh?

  46. Salome | 10:20 pm |

    Number One Bar is next door.

  47. Salome | 10:20 pm |

    Famous for our dumplings.

  48. Long Tom | 12:59 am |

    There used to be a restaurant named “No. 1 Son”.

  49. A Non-Y Mouse | 1:58 am |

    It took y’all that long for someone to come up with a pu-pu platter joke? I am so disappointed in you people.

  50. Marum | 5:08 am |

    @A Non Y Mouse. Us Poople?

  51. Pete | 8:55 am |

    There’s a Chinese place near me specializing in Nanjing cuisine.
    They have a dish on the menu called “No. 1 Bowl”.
    Today’s Engrish entry persuaded me never to order that.

    Perhaps it’s a revenge dish they’re “aiming” at Japanese diners.

  52. Specializing in underwater sculptures.

  53. Brian | 11:17 am |

    Conocting Poopie.

  54. The Dude | 12:10 pm |

    Milk, milk, lemonade, around the corner dim sum is made.

  55. Marum | 9:38 am |

    @A Non Y Mouse.

    It appears that all but one of us, are too well bred to do so. 😉

  56. Marum | 9:39 am |

    ANYM @ 0158 .

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