Hey kid, you look uper cool.

posted on 18 Aug 2016 in Clothing

uper-bowl

We gotta quit buying from street vendors…

Photo courtesy of Joshua Kemnitz.

43 captions

  1. algernon | 4:02 am |

    Is there anything Wlat cannot do Its uper

  2. algernon | 4:04 am |

    Bare the bore bears Wlat

  3. Marum | 4:07 am |

    I’m hungry.

    A super bowl of something, would go down well.

  4. Seventy2rd o clock | 4:07 am |

    Other shirt:

    Supper Bowel
    Loony Nuts

  5. Marum | 4:08 am |

    Dyslxics of the world.

    UNTIE!!!

  6. Seventy2rd o clock | 4:09 am |

    – Kool Ma, tis Beddy Tear!

  7. Yu No Hoo | 4:14 am |

    Wlat Dneisy, famous East European animator.

    They called him the Iron Curtoonist.

  8. SF | 4:16 am |

    Wlat the Impaler and his lovely bears.

  9. Seventy2rd o clock | 4:17 am |

    – Lawt! … Hic, Awlt … Wlat … Deisy … Sidney!
    – Another bowl of teddy beer, Sir?

  10. DrLex | 4:29 am |

    The curious thing is that at first sight I only noticed the missing ā€œSā€ from Super. It is actually true that text remains readable when preserving the first and last letters of every word and scrambling the rest.

  11. Yu No Hoo | 4:30 am |

    This knockoff bears little resemblance to the real thing.

  12. Marum | 4:36 am |

    There once was a lass named Dneis,
    Whose pubic hairs were infested with fleis,
    She sprayed them with rid,
    But all that it did,
    Was to cause an incurable dseis.

  13. Seventy2rd o clock | 4:40 am |

    Available size: XXI

  14. Peter | 4:52 am |

    DA BEARS!

  15. Droll not Troll | 5:08 am |

    These shirts are made by some Mckiey Msoue outfit.

  16. Droll not Troll | 5:14 am |

    What about Wraner Bors? I like Buns Buggy and Daddy Fu..
    Wait a minute!

  17. jjhitt | 5:15 am |

    Uper Bowl XXI Fnial Sore:
    New Yrok Gnats: 39
    Dvener Brunos: 20

  18. Big Fat Cat | 5:16 am |

    When kids poop everywhere, it’s called UberBowel.

  19. Marum | 5:20 am |

    Uper is the new ride sharing app. It is staffed by Hells Angels. They take you somewhere you did not want to go, and tell you to get stuffed.

  20. Droll not Troll | 5:23 am |

    Is that a bear in your pocket or are you just Wlat to see me?

  21. Droll not Troll | 5:25 am |

    @jjhitt | 5:15 am: How was the hlaf tmie show?

  22. Marum | 5:27 am |

    I notice the super-bowl is 21. Is that inches or centipedes?

  23. Marum | 5:31 am |

    Do you notice, that when they draw animals wearing clothes, in kid’s books, they never have any pants on?

  24. Droll not Troll | 5:34 am |

    They took the S out of Super and they’re certainly taking the P… out of copyright law!

  25. Marum | 5:39 am |

    @DnT. 0527. Where did you learn to speak Sami so fluently?

  26. Marum | 5:40 am |

    @DnT sorry 0525.

  27. The Dude | 5:42 am |

    Super bowl XXI, that’s 1987, that kid is a fully grown 4ft11 chinese worker now.

  28. Marum | 5:46 am |

    @Dnt Are you one of Santa’s helpers? The one who purchases the Reindeer?

  29. Droll not Troll | 5:49 am |

    @Marum | 5:39 am: I took a course once, but I didn’t Finnish.

  30. Frank Burns | 5:56 am |

    Some sort of Furries Prides parade I’m guessing?

  31. Marum | 6:02 am |

    @DnT 0540.
    That is like the bloke who did a correspondence in origami.

    He failed..

    He couldn’t get his first assignment into the envelope.

  32. Big Fat Cat | 6:12 am |

    That’s what Duffy the Disney Bear wrote when he drinks too much Duff Beer.

  33. Chris | 7:07 am |

    @Dr. Lex, 4:29 AM: You that read wrong.

  34. Lora | 8:49 am |

    The Engrish and bright colors are giving me Dneisy spells. @_@

  35. Brian | 10:13 am |

    Wlat Dneisy, the famous Polish animator. Creator of Lovely Bear, featured in the Upper Bowl.

  36. Long Tom | 10:34 am |

    The inspiration for the character Goofy.

  37. Seventy2rd o clock | 11:36 am |

    This and the Load Loony theme desiged by Wlater Dizzy

  38. Pete | 11:38 am |

    This has to be a transcript of one of Mel Blanc’s long-lost Wlaner Bros. cartoon character voice recordings.

  39. Yang Xiao Long | 4:14 pm |

    Wlat Dneisy; responsible for such classics as Wnnei the Phoo, Aalddin, and Dnold Dcuk

  40. sirpaulfan | 1:58 am |

    They just misspelled Yooper. It’s from northern Michigan.

  41. Geo | 8:44 am |

    Could be that the writer/translator was drinking Lovely Beer (or is that Pooh Beer?) on the job.

  42. EffEff | 1:24 am |

    Visit Dneisyland, on the Dneister, and Dneisyworld, on the Dneiper!

  43. Peter | 5:10 pm |

    Wlat Dneisy presents Danold Dcuk

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