Hey kid, you look uper cool.

posted on 18 Aug 2016 in Clothing

uper-bowl

We gotta quit buying from street vendors…

Photo courtesy of Joshua Kemnitz.

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  1. algernon | 4:02 am |  Vote: Add rating 9  Subtract rating 0  

    Is there anything Wlat cannot do Its uper

  2. algernon | 4:04 am |  Vote: Add rating 9  Subtract rating 1  

    Bare the bore bears Wlat

  3. Marum | 4:07 am |  Vote: Add rating 10  Subtract rating 0  

    I’m hungry.

    A super bowl of something, would go down well.

  4. Seventy2rd o clock | 4:07 am |  Vote: Add rating 6  Subtract rating 0  

    Other shirt:

    Supper Bowel
    Loony Nuts

  5. Marum | 4:08 am |  Vote: Add rating 28  Subtract rating 0  

    Dyslxics of the world.

    UNTIE!!!

  6. Seventy2rd o clock | 4:09 am |  Vote: Add rating 1  Subtract rating 0  

    – Kool Ma, tis Beddy Tear!

  7. Yu No Hoo | 4:14 am |  Vote: Add rating 29  Subtract rating 0  

    Wlat Dneisy, famous East European animator.

    They called him the Iron Curtoonist.

  8. SF | 4:16 am |  Vote: Add rating 5  Subtract rating 0  

    Wlat the Impaler and his lovely bears.

  9. Seventy2rd o clock | 4:17 am |  Vote: Add rating 1  Subtract rating 0  

    – Lawt! … Hic, Awlt … Wlat … Deisy … Sidney!
    – Another bowl of teddy beer, Sir?

  10. DrLex | 4:29 am |  Vote: Add rating 6  Subtract rating 0  

    The curious thing is that at first sight I only noticed the missing ā€œSā€ from Super. It is actually true that text remains readable when preserving the first and last letters of every word and scrambling the rest.

  11. Yu No Hoo | 4:30 am |  Vote: Add rating 2  Subtract rating 0  

    This knockoff bears little resemblance to the real thing.

  12. Marum | 4:36 am |  Vote: Add rating 9  Subtract rating 0  

    There once was a lass named Dneis,
    Whose pubic hairs were infested with fleis,
    She sprayed them with rid,
    But all that it did,
    Was to cause an incurable dseis.

  13. Seventy2rd o clock | 4:40 am |  Vote: Add rating 0  Subtract rating 0  

    Available size: XXI

  14. Peter | 4:52 am |  Vote: Add rating 8  Subtract rating 0  

    DA BEARS!

  15. Droll not Troll | 5:08 am |  Vote: Add rating 10  Subtract rating 0  

    These shirts are made by some Mckiey Msoue outfit.

  16. Droll not Troll | 5:14 am |  Vote: Add rating 10  Subtract rating 0  

    What about Wraner Bors? I like Buns Buggy and Daddy Fu..
    Wait a minute!

  17. jjhitt | 5:15 am |  Vote: Add rating 14  Subtract rating 0  

    Uper Bowl XXI Fnial Sore:
    New Yrok Gnats: 39
    Dvener Brunos: 20

  18. Big Fat Cat | 5:16 am |  Vote: Add rating 4  Subtract rating 0  

    When kids poop everywhere, it’s called UberBowel.

  19. Marum | 5:20 am |  Vote: Add rating 14  Subtract rating 0  

    Uper is the new ride sharing app. It is staffed by Hells Angels. They take you somewhere you did not want to go, and tell you to get stuffed.

  20. Droll not Troll | 5:23 am |  Vote: Add rating 4  Subtract rating 0  

    Is that a bear in your pocket or are you just Wlat to see me?

  21. Droll not Troll | 5:25 am |  Vote: Add rating 4  Subtract rating 0  

    @jjhitt | 5:15 am: How was the hlaf tmie show?

  22. Marum | 5:27 am |  Vote: Add rating 9  Subtract rating 0  

    I notice the super-bowl is 21. Is that inches or centipedes?

  23. Marum | 5:31 am |  Vote: Add rating 11  Subtract rating 0  

    Do you notice, that when they draw animals wearing clothes, in kid’s books, they never have any pants on?

  24. Droll not Troll | 5:34 am |  Vote: Add rating 6  Subtract rating 0  

    They took the S out of Super and they’re certainly taking the P… out of copyright law!

  25. Marum | 5:39 am |  Vote: Add rating 9  Subtract rating 0  

    @DnT. 0527. Where did you learn to speak Sami so fluently?

  26. Marum | 5:40 am |  Vote: Add rating 4  Subtract rating 0  

    @DnT sorry 0525.

  27. The Dude | 5:42 am |  Vote: Add rating 7  Subtract rating 0  

    Super bowl XXI, that’s 1987, that kid is a fully grown 4ft11 chinese worker now.

  28. Marum | 5:46 am |  Vote: Add rating 10  Subtract rating 0  

    @Dnt Are you one of Santa’s helpers? The one who purchases the Reindeer?

  29. Droll not Troll | 5:49 am |  Vote: Add rating 16  Subtract rating 0  

    @Marum | 5:39 am: I took a course once, but I didn’t Finnish.

  30. Frank Burns | 5:56 am |  Vote: Add rating 4  Subtract rating 1  

    Some sort of Furries Prides parade I’m guessing?

  31. Marum | 6:02 am |  Vote: Add rating 13  Subtract rating 0  

    @DnT 0540.
    That is like the bloke who did a correspondence in origami.

    He failed..

    He couldn’t get his first assignment into the envelope.

  32. Big Fat Cat | 6:12 am |  Vote: Add rating 2  Subtract rating 0  

    That’s what Duffy the Disney Bear wrote when he drinks too much Duff Beer.

  33. Chris | 7:07 am |  Vote: Add rating 1  Subtract rating 0  

    @Dr. Lex, 4:29 AM: You that read wrong.

  34. Lora | 8:49 am |  Vote: Add rating 4  Subtract rating 0  

    The Engrish and bright colors are giving me Dneisy spells. @_@

  35. Brian | 10:13 am |  Vote: Add rating 3  Subtract rating 0  

    Wlat Dneisy, the famous Polish animator. Creator of Lovely Bear, featured in the Upper Bowl.

  36. Long Tom | 10:34 am |  Vote: Add rating 2  Subtract rating 0  

    The inspiration for the character Goofy.

  37. Seventy2rd o clock | 11:36 am |  Vote: Add rating 3  Subtract rating 0  

    This and the Load Loony theme desiged by Wlater Dizzy

  38. Pete | 11:38 am |  Vote: Add rating 3  Subtract rating 0  

    This has to be a transcript of one of Mel Blanc’s long-lost Wlaner Bros. cartoon character voice recordings.

  39. Yang Xiao Long | 4:14 pm |  Vote: Add rating 6  Subtract rating 0  

    Wlat Dneisy; responsible for such classics as Wnnei the Phoo, Aalddin, and Dnold Dcuk

  40. sirpaulfan | 1:58 am |  Vote: Add rating 2  Subtract rating 0  

    They just misspelled Yooper. It’s from northern Michigan.

  41. Geo | 8:44 am |  Vote: Add rating 1  Subtract rating 0  

    Could be that the writer/translator was drinking Lovely Beer (or is that Pooh Beer?) on the job.

  42. EffEff | 1:24 am |  Vote: Add rating 5  Subtract rating 0  

    Visit Dneisyland, on the Dneister, and Dneisyworld, on the Dneiper!

  43. Peter | 5:10 pm |  Vote: Add rating 2  Subtract rating 0  

    Wlat Dneisy presents Danold Dcuk

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