Hillbilly Bacteria…

posted on 6 Aug 2016 in Chinglish, Menus

hill-bacteria-stupid-chicken

Photo courtesy of Mandakh Tsevel.
Found in Mongolia.

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  1. Huu Yuu | 4:02 am |  Vote: Add rating 20  Subtract rating 0  

    stupid chicken go up the hill
    stupid chicken forgot to take the pill
    stupid chicken didn’t get diptheria,
    but instead a very strange bacteria.

  2. Huu Yuu | 4:03 am |  Vote: Add rating 20  Subtract rating 0  

    a serving is 10500 tons?

  3. Droll not Troll | 4:05 am |  Vote: Add rating 16  Subtract rating 0  

    Bacteria from the GERMan alps.

  4. Huu Yuu | 4:06 am |  Vote: Add rating 5  Subtract rating 0  

    A hill bacteria gives the earth a rather large pimple. I’d hate to see what a mountain bacteria does.

  5. Huu Yuu | 4:08 am |  Vote: Add rating 5  Subtract rating 0  

    The Swiss Mountains bacteria makes the stupid chicken very holey.

  6. Marum | 4:12 am |  Vote: Add rating 13  Subtract rating 0  

    Must be a chook. Boc, boc, boc, Bocteria

  7. Droll not Troll | 4:13 am |  Vote: Add rating 5  Subtract rating 0  

    The chicken isn’t stupid, just a little mixed up – with vegetables!

  8. Marum | 4:14 am |  Vote: Add rating 17  Subtract rating 0  

    At least it has not gone viral.

  9. Droll not Troll | 4:16 am |  Vote: Add rating 6  Subtract rating 0  

    Waiter! I hear banjo music in my food!

  10. Geo | 4:16 am |  Vote: Add rating 7  Subtract rating 0  

    @Huu Yuu | 4:03 am
    It’s the A51 strain of bacteria. Just goes to show you that stupidity’s an epidemic after all… how sad.

  11. Marum | 4:16 am |  Vote: Add rating 11  Subtract rating 0  

    @DnT 04 05. Not Germanic – Germaniac,

  12. Marum | 4:21 am |  Vote: Add rating 12  Subtract rating 0  

    Let me ruin the love life of all the health and cleanliness freaks.

    In control experiments for bacterial transfer, we identified the probiotic Lactobacillus and Bifidobacterium marker bacteria in most kiss receivers, corresponding to an average total bacterial transfer of 80 million bacteria per intimate kiss of 10 s.

    And that is only kissing on the mouth. 👿

  13. Geo | 4:24 am |  Vote: Add rating 10  Subtract rating 0  

    And for an entree we recommend the Salmonella salmon.

  14. Droll not Troll | 4:26 am |  Vote: Add rating 13  Subtract rating 0  

    @Marum | 4:21 am: Problem? – those bacteria are good for us, AFAIK.

  15. Pete | 4:28 am |  Vote: Add rating 3  Subtract rating 0  

    You’ve heard of Bubble ‘n’ Squeak?
    This is Bubble ‘n’ Squeal.

  16. Marum | 4:28 am |  Vote: Add rating 12  Subtract rating 0  

    I know this may sound unromantic, but it IS a good idea to have a shower together first.

    Speaking for myself – I found having a shower with my lady, a tremendous turn-on. 😀

  17. timmy | 4:31 am |  Vote: Add rating 12  Subtract rating 6  

    So that’s what they call Hillary voters.

  18. Droll not Troll | 4:31 am |  Vote: Add rating 10  Subtract rating 0  

    Q. Why did the stupid chicken choke itself?
    A. Because it wanted to have an organism.

  19. Pete | 4:32 am |  Vote: Add rating 12  Subtract rating 0  

    @Marum 428:

    Don’t we all?

  20. Marum | 4:40 am |  Vote: Add rating 13  Subtract rating 0  

    The good news.

    Once you have havee been living together for some time – provided the relationship is monogamous – you both share the same bacteria.

    Therefore the chances of catching something off each other, decreases to almost nil.

  21. Marum | 4:42 am |  Vote: Add rating 7  Subtract rating 0  

    That knowledge though, would not induce me to dispense with the shower. 😉

  22. Big Fat Cat | 4:43 am |  Vote: Add rating 3  Subtract rating 0  

    Charles Darwin was right. The Hill Bacteria evolved into Stupid Chicken and couldn’t further evolved into Homo Sapiens.

  23. Yu No Hoo | 4:54 am |  Vote: Add rating 8  Subtract rating 0  

    Phoned in an order. Just waiting for deliverance.

  24. Marum | 5:00 am |  Vote: Add rating 9  Subtract rating 0  

    The Hi 2 bacteria cuss chickens to get into a stew, by causing Subtle Anxiety Syndrome.

  25. Yu No Hoo | 5:14 am |  Vote: Add rating 6  Subtract rating 0  

    If you eat this you’ll get bird flew.

  26. algernon | 5:15 am |  Vote: Add rating 11  Subtract rating 0  

    Well it shouldn’t have been caught

  27. algernon | 5:16 am |  Vote: Add rating 7  Subtract rating 0  

    So its not bird flu then

  28. A Non-Y Mouse | 5:23 am |  Vote: Add rating 0  Subtract rating 0  

    H. Stulti

  29. jjhitt | 5:24 am |  Vote: Add rating 0  Subtract rating 0  

    Unfair to road crossing fowl.

  30. Pete | 6:24 am |  Vote: Add rating 1  Subtract rating 0  

    So that’s what happened to the cock-o’-the-walk.
    Go figger…the good-lookin’ bantam = the stupid one.

  31. Yu No Hoo | 6:26 am |  Vote: Add rating 10  Subtract rating 0  

    “Stupid is as stupid doves.”

    — Forrest Gumbo

  32. Lora | 10:33 am |  Vote: Add rating 6  Subtract rating 0  

    I once asked a *smart* chicken “what came first, the chicken or the egg?”
    It told me they both appeared at exactly the same time, in a chicken omelette.

  33. Pete | 12:00 pm |  Vote: Add rating 2  Subtract rating 0  

    Or maybe “Bubble ‘n’ Squawk”.

  34. Long Tom | 3:35 pm |  Vote: Add rating 4  Subtract rating 0  

    Don’t the Chinese consider the Mongolians their equivalent of hillbillies?

  35. Pete | 7:36 am |  Vote: Add rating 9  Subtract rating 0  

    Long Tom,

    No, the Chinese have plenty of their own Han Chinese hillbillies.
    They consider Mongols foreign, as well as former invaders and conquerors.
    My guess is that many Han Chinese don’t necessarily have the warm fuzzies for the Mongolians…

  36. Pete | 8:37 am |  Vote: Add rating 3  Subtract rating 0  

    @Huu Yuu 403:

    That would be a LOT of chicken!
    And would exceed one’s typical order of Xinjiang Da Pan Ji
    (Big Plate Chicken)

    Apparently the “T” stands for Tögrög (or Tugrik), the Mongolian currency.
    As of time of this writing, USD $1 = T 1,439, meaning a stupid chicken stew costs ya about USD $4.90.

    Hmmm…a stupid chicken for less than five “bucks” (haw haw haw).
    Wonder how much a smart one costs…….???

  37. Pete | 8:38 am |  Vote: Add rating 0  Subtract rating 0  

    Whoops…typo.

    Meant T 1039, not 1,439.
    My bad.

  38. Peter | 1:25 pm |  Vote: Add rating 0  Subtract rating 0  

    The smart chicken just fled from being slaughtered

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