I swear her book has silicone

posted on 13 Aug 2016 in Stationery

boobmark

He’s had his nose stuck in that boob all day…

Photo courtesy of Maggie Edwards.

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  1. Huu Yuu | 4:02 am |  Vote: Add rating 5  Subtract rating 0  

    I got a boobmark from hugging for too long.

  2. algernon | 4:02 am |  Vote: Add rating 10  Subtract rating 0  

    So many paper clips so few pages

  3. algernon | 4:03 am |  Vote: Add rating 11  Subtract rating 0  

    Lets all sall

  4. Huu Yuu | 4:04 am |  Vote: Add rating 5  Subtract rating 0  

    I prefer the sally article. She has a good boob to look at which makes for easier reading.

  5. Huu Yuu | 4:06 am |  Vote: Add rating 6  Subtract rating 0  

    The pictures are what would be if Hello Kitty and Microsoft Clippy had babies..

  6. Big Fat Cat | 4:11 am |  Vote: Add rating 5  Subtract rating 0  

    When did Sanrio get into the AV business?

  7. Big Fat Cat | 4:15 am |  Vote: Add rating 5  Subtract rating 0  

    Boobmark – cleavage?

  8. Yu No Hoo | 4:18 am |  Vote: Add rating 8  Subtract rating 0  

    Could have used these when I took Engrish Titerature.

  9. Droll not Troll | 4:21 am |  Vote: Add rating 5  Subtract rating 0  

    Otto von Boobmark? The Germans named a battleship after him.

  10. Yu No Hoo | 4:22 am |  Vote: Add rating 2  Subtract rating 0  

    I love a good shirt story.

  11. Droll not Troll | 4:22 am |  Vote: Add rating 6  Subtract rating 0  

    ♪ ♫
    … We gotta clip the Boobmark ’cause the world depends on us. ♪ ♫

  12. Yu No Hoo | 4:25 am |  Vote: Add rating 7  Subtract rating 0  

    Hello kitties!

  13. Droll not Troll | 4:25 am |  Vote: Add rating 4  Subtract rating 0  

    Judging from the shape of those boobmarks, I’d say the owners are really old!

  14. Droll not Troll | 4:28 am |  Vote: Add rating 11  Subtract rating 1  

    Boobmarks will help you keep abreast of your reading.

  15. jjhitt | 4:29 am |  Vote: Add rating 10  Subtract rating 0  

    I like big books.

  16. Droll not Troll | 4:32 am |  Vote: Add rating 8  Subtract rating 0  

    I ♥ Kitty Titty

  17. Big Fat Cat | 4:43 am |  Vote: Add rating 6  Subtract rating 0  

    Attendance at local libraries suddenly surged for the past month.

  18. Frank Burns | 4:56 am |  Vote: Add rating 7  Subtract rating 0  

    It’s like the first step before nipple clamps.

  19. SF | 4:59 am |  Vote: Add rating 5  Subtract rating 0  

    I(.)(.)KT

  20. Pete | 5:11 am |  Vote: Add rating 4  Subtract rating 0  

    Ride, Sall, Ride, on my mystery ship”

  21. Marum | 5:44 am |  Vote: Add rating 14  Subtract rating 0  

    Wes KT I don’t mind pussies either. And they do make me verrrry happy too.

  22. Marum | 5:46 am |  Vote: Add rating 8  Subtract rating 0  

    Sail? It’s the Marie Celeste.

  23. Marum | 5:50 am |  Vote: Add rating 13  Subtract rating 0  

    I knew a lady who was a professional dancer. I once asked her how they kept those stars on their boobs. The answer was Double-sidd Tape. I always Imagined they used alligator clips. (ouch!)

  24. J-Luke | 6:37 am |  Vote: Add rating 6  Subtract rating 0  

    Use it only when the book sucks…

  25. Droll not Troll | 6:57 am |  Vote: Add rating 9  Subtract rating 0  

    Boobmarks are for people with bad mammaries.

  26. Yu No Hoo | 7:23 am |  Vote: Add rating 5  Subtract rating 0  

    Stop your pages from getting dug-eared!

  27. Geo | 8:16 am |  Vote: Add rating 4  Subtract rating 0  

    Great for anatomy books.

  28. Geo | 8:30 am |  Vote: Add rating 4  Subtract rating 0  

    From the bootleg “Hello P**sy” franchise, I suppose.

  29. PeeBee | 9:42 am |  Vote: Add rating 8  Subtract rating 0  

    Don’t slam that book closed! You’ll leave a boobmark!

  30. Seventy2rd o clock | 10:04 am |  Vote: Add rating 8  Subtract rating 0  

    Made by ‘Hello Titty’

  31. Seventy2rd o clock | 10:07 am |  Vote: Add rating 1  Subtract rating 0  

    Outside rice-flour noodle, or inside the boo*? Hmmm …

  32. Seventy2rd o clock | 10:11 am |  Vote: Add rating 4  Subtract rating 1  

    Book readers = Perverts

  33. Auntie | 2:33 pm |  Vote: Add rating 4  Subtract rating 0  

    Who is “KT”?

  34. Big Fat Cat | 3:53 pm |  Vote: Add rating 4  Subtract rating 0  

    Hello Kitty grew up to become Hello Pussies

  35. Pete | 4:33 pm |  Vote: Add rating 2  Subtract rating 0  

    Auntie:

    KT = Kitty

  36. EffEff | 6:30 pm |  Vote: Add rating 1  Subtract rating 0  

    We can all join the T-party and appreciate all those T-cups, then read T-leaves, then talk about Model T’s and Model A’s.

  37. Droll not Troll | 7:44 pm |  Vote: Add rating 1  Subtract rating 0  

    I wanted to mark a dozen pages but the package lacked 8.

  38. Wile E. Coyote Super Genius | 11:16 pm |  Vote: Add rating 1  Subtract rating 0  

    Can’t I just use a fingerprint?

  39. EffEff | 10:53 pm |  Vote: Add rating 0  Subtract rating 0  

    Where did all this Blood come from?
    Paper cuts from paper Crips!

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