I swear her book has silicone

posted on 13 Aug 2016 in Stationery

boobmark

He’s had his nose stuck in that boob all day…

Photo courtesy of Maggie Edwards.

39 captions

  1. Huu Yuu | 4:02 am |

    I got a boobmark from hugging for too long.

  2. algernon | 4:02 am |

    So many paper clips so few pages

  3. algernon | 4:03 am |

    Lets all sall

  4. Huu Yuu | 4:04 am |

    I prefer the sally article. She has a good boob to look at which makes for easier reading.

  5. Huu Yuu | 4:06 am |

    The pictures are what would be if Hello Kitty and Microsoft Clippy had babies..

  6. Big Fat Cat | 4:11 am |

    When did Sanrio get into the AV business?

  7. Big Fat Cat | 4:15 am |

    Boobmark – cleavage?

  8. Yu No Hoo | 4:18 am |

    Could have used these when I took Engrish Titerature.

  9. Droll not Troll | 4:21 am |

    Otto von Boobmark? The Germans named a battleship after him.

  10. Yu No Hoo | 4:22 am |

    I love a good shirt story.

  11. Droll not Troll | 4:22 am |

    ♪ ♫
    … We gotta clip the Boobmark ’cause the world depends on us. ♪ ♫

  12. Yu No Hoo | 4:25 am |

    Hello kitties!

  13. Droll not Troll | 4:25 am |

    Judging from the shape of those boobmarks, I’d say the owners are really old!

  14. Droll not Troll | 4:28 am |

    Boobmarks will help you keep abreast of your reading.

  15. jjhitt | 4:29 am |

    I like big books.

  16. Droll not Troll | 4:32 am |

    I ♥ Kitty Titty

  17. Big Fat Cat | 4:43 am |

    Attendance at local libraries suddenly surged for the past month.

  18. Frank Burns | 4:56 am |

    It’s like the first step before nipple clamps.

  19. SF | 4:59 am |

    I(.)(.)KT

  20. Pete | 5:11 am |

    Ride, Sall, Ride, on my mystery ship”

  21. Marum | 5:44 am |

    Wes KT I don’t mind pussies either. And they do make me verrrry happy too.

  22. Marum | 5:46 am |

    Sail? It’s the Marie Celeste.

  23. Marum | 5:50 am |

    I knew a lady who was a professional dancer. I once asked her how they kept those stars on their boobs. The answer was Double-sidd Tape. I always Imagined they used alligator clips. (ouch!)

  24. J-Luke | 6:37 am |

    Use it only when the book sucks…

  25. Droll not Troll | 6:57 am |

    Boobmarks are for people with bad mammaries.

  26. Yu No Hoo | 7:23 am |

    Stop your pages from getting dug-eared!

  27. Geo | 8:16 am |

    Great for anatomy books.

  28. Geo | 8:30 am |

    From the bootleg “Hello P**sy” franchise, I suppose.

  29. PeeBee | 9:42 am |

    Don’t slam that book closed! You’ll leave a boobmark!

  30. Seventy2rd o clock | 10:04 am |

    Made by ‘Hello Titty’

  31. Seventy2rd o clock | 10:07 am |

    Outside rice-flour noodle, or inside the boo*? Hmmm …

  32. Seventy2rd o clock | 10:11 am |

    Book readers = Perverts

  33. Auntie | 2:33 pm |

    Who is “KT”?

  34. Big Fat Cat | 3:53 pm |

    Hello Kitty grew up to become Hello Pussies

  35. Pete | 4:33 pm |

    Auntie:

    KT = Kitty

  36. EffEff | 6:30 pm |

    We can all join the T-party and appreciate all those T-cups, then read T-leaves, then talk about Model T’s and Model A’s.

  37. Droll not Troll | 7:44 pm |

    I wanted to mark a dozen pages but the package lacked 8.

  38. Can’t I just use a fingerprint?

  39. EffEff | 10:53 pm |

    Where did all this Blood come from?
    Paper cuts from paper Crips!

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