I’m 100% precious embellish.

posted on 23 Aug 2016 in Clothing, Engrish from Other Countries

precious-embellish

Photo courtesy of Juliana Kushner.
T-shirt found in Seoul, Korea.

32 captions

  1. Big Fat Cat | 4:09 am |

    Is that a quote from the Great Kim Jong Un?

  2. Yu No Hoo | 4:11 am |

    Whoever designed that shirt didn’t planet very well.

  3. Yu No Hoo | 4:13 am |

    Difficult to moon anyone wearing that.

  4. Marum | 4:15 am |

    My pressscoussssi

  5. Droll not Troll | 4:16 am |

    Shirt designed by a space cadet.

  6. Marum | 4:17 am |

    She was the chief courtesan of Kim Jong 49 (IL).

  7. Marum | 4:19 am |

    English by George Bush Jr.

  8. Droll not Troll | 4:20 am |

    I’m keeps money in pocket until mostly intelligible shirt.

  9. Marum | 4:20 am |

    BTW. The antonyms are on the other side.

  10. Droll not Troll | 4:22 am |

    @Marum | 4:17 am: She may have been LXIX, then. 😛

  11. iLock | 4:23 am |

    Live lavishly, think thoughtlessly, comment carelessly and shirt Engrishly.

  12. jjhitt | 4:29 am |

    All your mostly precious planet are belong to us.

  13. jjhitt | 4:29 am |

    No, you’re leaving.

  14. Droll not Troll | 4:29 am |

    Warning: Planet not to be taken internally; may cause asteroids.

  15. Yu No Hoo | 4:36 am |

    I’ll take Earth; you seem to have Uranus covered pretty well.

  16. DrLex | 4:40 am |

    Grammar rule number 1: word length is more important than word order.

  17. algernon | 4:43 am |

    Nothing is real

  18. algernon | 4:44 am |

    A collection of meaningless words

  19. Marum | 4:44 am |

    I never knew this was a remake of Jaws.

    I can see a couple of Whitee Pointers there.

  20. Droll not Troll | 4:45 am |

    40% cotton
    59% precious
    1% embellish

  21. Droll not Troll | 4:53 am |

    If this is a sign of the Times, someone needs to call the Serif.

  22. Pete | 4:54 am |

    That’s not a shirt.
    It’s a sub-mammarial vocabulary spelling memorization list.

  23. Droll not Troll | 5:25 am |

    @ Pete | 4:54 am: The second line of your caption would look better on that shirt!

  24. Marum | 5:38 am |

    I see the Engrish.

    “The planet is mostly precious.”

    The planet is totally precious.

  25. Geo | 7:53 am |

    @Marum | 4:20 am
    I can only imagine what the back of the shirt looks like:
    I’m not
    go
    gives
    asteroid
    rarely
    worthless
    simplify
    Strangely enough, that makes MORE sense than the front.

  26. Pete | 8:32 am |

    @DnT 525:

    Exaccary.
    Reason I wrote it that way!

  27. alexmagnus | 11:29 am |

    They missed the beginning and the end

    So it should have begun…

    a
    be
    ……
    puzzlingly
    highjacking
    bedazzlement

    … and a new calendar is full

  28. Frank Burns | 1:48 pm |

    “I don’t care what it says, you can’t wear a white wedding dress.”

  29. alexmagnus | 2:14 pm |

    The words are not just sorted by length, each next word is one letter longer than the previous one (counting the apostrophe in “I’m”). Hence my previous caption. It also makes one wonder what the source of the words is. A Scrabble dictionary?

  30. A Non-Y Mouse | 2:08 am |

    I
    DO
    SEE
    WHAT
    THOSE
    PEOPLE
    CLEARLY
    INTENDED

  31. Jewel Kilcher shouldn’t write poetry when she’s drunk. Or when she’s sober, for that matter.

  32. Seventy2rd o clock | 1:26 am |

    It takes a shirt to remain sane

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