I’m 100% precious embellish.

posted on 23 Aug 2016 in Clothing, Engrish from Other Countries

precious-embellish

Photo courtesy of Juliana Kushner.
T-shirt found in Seoul, Korea.

32 captions

  1. Big Fat Cat | 4:09 am |  Vote: Add rating 7  Subtract rating 1  

    Is that a quote from the Great Kim Jong Un?

  2. Yu No Hoo | 4:11 am |  Vote: Add rating 15  Subtract rating 0  

    Whoever designed that shirt didn’t planet very well.

  3. Yu No Hoo | 4:13 am |  Vote: Add rating 6  Subtract rating 1  

    Difficult to moon anyone wearing that.

  4. Marum | 4:15 am |  Vote: Add rating 9  Subtract rating 1  

    My pressscoussssi

  5. Droll not Troll | 4:16 am |  Vote: Add rating 5  Subtract rating 1  

    Shirt designed by a space cadet.

  6. Marum | 4:17 am |  Vote: Add rating 9  Subtract rating 1  

    She was the chief courtesan of Kim Jong 49 (IL).

  7. Marum | 4:19 am |  Vote: Add rating 10  Subtract rating 3  

    English by George Bush Jr.

  8. Droll not Troll | 4:20 am |  Vote: Add rating 6  Subtract rating 0  

    I’m keeps money in pocket until mostly intelligible shirt.

  9. Marum | 4:20 am |  Vote: Add rating 8  Subtract rating 1  

    BTW. The antonyms are on the other side.

  10. Droll not Troll | 4:22 am |  Vote: Add rating 9  Subtract rating 0  

    @Marum | 4:17 am: She may have been LXIX, then. 😛

  11. iLock | 4:23 am |  Vote: Add rating 4  Subtract rating 1  

    Live lavishly, think thoughtlessly, comment carelessly and shirt Engrishly.

  12. jjhitt | 4:29 am |  Vote: Add rating 6  Subtract rating 0  

    All your mostly precious planet are belong to us.

  13. jjhitt | 4:29 am |  Vote: Add rating 1  Subtract rating 1  

    No, you’re leaving.

  14. Droll not Troll | 4:29 am |  Vote: Add rating 6  Subtract rating 0  

    Warning: Planet not to be taken internally; may cause asteroids.

  15. Yu No Hoo | 4:36 am |  Vote: Add rating 12  Subtract rating 0  

    I’ll take Earth; you seem to have Uranus covered pretty well.

  16. DrLex | 4:40 am |  Vote: Add rating 7  Subtract rating 0  

    Grammar rule number 1: word length is more important than word order.

  17. algernon | 4:43 am |  Vote: Add rating 8  Subtract rating 0  

    Nothing is real

  18. algernon | 4:44 am |  Vote: Add rating 8  Subtract rating 0  

    A collection of meaningless words

  19. Marum | 4:44 am |  Vote: Add rating 7  Subtract rating 0  

    I never knew this was a remake of Jaws.

    I can see a couple of Whitee Pointers there.

  20. Droll not Troll | 4:45 am |  Vote: Add rating 4  Subtract rating 0  

    40% cotton
    59% precious
    1% embellish

  21. Droll not Troll | 4:53 am |  Vote: Add rating 7  Subtract rating 0  

    If this is a sign of the Times, someone needs to call the Serif.

  22. Pete | 4:54 am |  Vote: Add rating 10  Subtract rating 0  

    That’s not a shirt.
    It’s a sub-mammarial vocabulary spelling memorization list.

  23. Droll not Troll | 5:25 am |  Vote: Add rating 9  Subtract rating 0  

    @ Pete | 4:54 am: The second line of your caption would look better on that shirt!

  24. Marum | 5:38 am |  Vote: Add rating 10  Subtract rating 0  

    I see the Engrish.

    “The planet is mostly precious.”

    The planet is totally precious.

  25. Geo | 7:53 am |  Vote: Add rating 9  Subtract rating 0  

    @Marum | 4:20 am
    I can only imagine what the back of the shirt looks like:
    I’m not
    go
    gives
    asteroid
    rarely
    worthless
    simplify
    Strangely enough, that makes MORE sense than the front.

  26. Pete | 8:32 am |  Vote: Add rating 6  Subtract rating 0  

    @DnT 525:

    Exaccary.
    Reason I wrote it that way!

  27. alexmagnus | 11:29 am |  Vote: Add rating 4  Subtract rating 0  

    They missed the beginning and the end

    So it should have begun…

    a
    be
    ……
    puzzlingly
    highjacking
    bedazzlement

    … and a new calendar is full

  28. Frank Burns | 1:48 pm |  Vote: Add rating 2  Subtract rating 0  

    “I don’t care what it says, you can’t wear a white wedding dress.”

  29. alexmagnus | 2:14 pm |  Vote: Add rating 4  Subtract rating 0  

    The words are not just sorted by length, each next word is one letter longer than the previous one (counting the apostrophe in “I’m”). Hence my previous caption. It also makes one wonder what the source of the words is. A Scrabble dictionary?

  30. A Non-Y Mouse | 2:08 am |  Vote: Add rating 8  Subtract rating 0  

    I
    DO
    SEE
    WHAT
    THOSE
    PEOPLE
    CLEARLY
    INTENDED

  31. Wile E. Coyote Super Genius | 2:05 am |  Vote: Add rating 1  Subtract rating 0  

    Jewel Kilcher shouldn’t write poetry when she’s drunk. Or when she’s sober, for that matter.

  32. Seventy2rd o clock | 1:26 am |  Vote: Add rating 1  Subtract rating 0  

    It takes a shirt to remain sane

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