Just cooprate, dog.

posted on 16 Aug 2016 in Signs

Control-your-dog

Photo courtesy of Patrick Ross.

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  1. Huu Yuu | 4:02 am |

    How do you stop a rhino from discharging? Take away its discredit card.

  2. Huu Yuu | 4:03 am |

    A coopration is the chicken’s version of a corporation.

  3. Droll not Troll | 4:04 am |

    Cooprations or coproations?

  4. Huu Yuu | 4:05 am |

    Some people can’t keep their dogs in their pants.

  5. WorrierPrincess | 4:05 am |

    Coop rations are better than poop rations I guess?

  6. Droll not Troll | 4:06 am |

    I call my dog Lightning; he’ll discharge into anything.

  7. Pete | 4:06 am |

    And absolutely no doggie bags from No. 2 Restaurant!

  8. Seventy2rd o clock | 4:10 am |

    Thank you for your excretions.

  9. DrLex | 4:12 am |

    Please point that dog elsewhere, it could discharge at any time.

  10. Seventy2rd o clock | 4:13 am |

    NOTE: Cats are out of control.

  11. DrLex | 4:14 am |

    If your dog makes a discharging sound when it excretes, you’re feeding it the wrong things.

  12. Seventy2rd o clock | 4:16 am |

    But if it discarges, where can I charge it again?

  13. Droll not Troll | 4:17 am |

    I the parking area, dogs should park their excretions with discretion.

  14. Droll not Troll | 4:20 am |

    @Pete | 4:06 am: And no one thought of doggie bags back on that post! Oh, well, it’s still funny!

  15. Big Fat Cat | 4:21 am |

    Must be a werewolf to discharge into buildings and parking lots.

  16. Yu No Hoo | 4:22 am |

    Thank you for your scooprations.

  17. Droll not Troll | 4:22 am |

    If we catch your dog discharging in the area we may perform a little opration on it.

  18. Yu No Hoo | 4:23 am |

    Well I showed him the sign, but he did it anyway.

  19. Yu No Hoo | 4:25 am |

    Give ‘im a break, he’s just a poopy.

  20. Droll not Troll | 4:29 am |

    Cooprations are chicken feed.

  21. Droll not Troll | 4:36 am |

    If the manager thinks he’s got problems, he should read this.

  22. Droll not Troll | 4:49 am |

    You say dogs are discharging? What a load of dogshot!

  23. Pete | 4:53 am |

    Our Security Manager adds:
    Please to select your counter-jihadi weapon of choice.

    RPG: Rocket-Propelled Grenade
    EDD: Explosively Discharging Dog

  24. Pete | 4:54 am |

    @DnT:

    Izzat kinda like buckshot?

  25. algernon | 5:00 am |

    One needs to look after the sh*t of the dogs

  26. algernon | 5:01 am |

    excretions or secretions

  27. Yu No Hoo | 5:06 am |

    The pooprietor have to clean it, it’s your doody.

  28. Pete | 5:15 am |

    Doody calls!

  29. Pete | 5:17 am |

    Just call Santation.
    They handle it all – the sacred and the profane

  30. Frank Burns | 5:25 am |

    Ironically, the managers mane is Noe Klen Pu.

  31. jjhitt | 6:17 am |

    Reckless discharge of a dog within city limits.

  32. Yu No Hoo | 6:20 am |

    We allow dogs but not scats.

  33. Pete | 6:32 am |

    Now that’s a whole new scenario for
    “Scattered, splattered, smothered & covered!”

    (Apologies to the Non-Southeastern US audience. Only folks with Waffle House in their region are likely to get this reference.)

  34. Marum | 6:49 am |

    Thus sayeth; The Cooprate Mangler.

  35. Marum | 6:52 am |

    Dogs are poople too, you know.

  36. Long Tom | 7:33 am |

    @Pete: During World War Two, the USSR did have a program where they had dogs with explosives strapped on them with the idea that they would run under enemy tanks and blow them up. The program was a total failure because the dogs ran under Soviet tanks instead, so they abandoned the idea.

  37. Pete | 7:41 am |

    @Tom:

    Smarter than the average bear…I mean dog, eh?

    Actually those mutts were likely to be safer hiding under a Tiger than under a T-34!

  38. Vulcan64 | 3:41 pm |

    Please keep your electric-types on a leash at all times

  39. EffEff | 10:56 pm |

    My dog is building-trained.

  40. Seventy2rd o clock | 1:28 am |

    Or press ‘Ctrl+Alt+Dog’

  41. A Non-Y Mouse | 2:10 am |

    They seem to object to dog poops at first glance, but soon reveal themselves to be coopraphiles.

  42. The Dude | 12:07 pm |

    Does that mean if your dog craps inside, the building owner needs to clean up?

  43. Geo | 8:32 am |

    THREE… TWO… ONE… DISCHARGE!!! (Poor proprietor.)

  44. Peter | 4:54 pm |

    Dogs don’t cooprate, they pooprate.

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