How do you stop a rhino from discharging? Take away its discredit card.
Huu Yuu
7 years ago
A coopration is the chicken’s version of a corporation.
Droll not Troll
7 years ago
Cooprations or coproations?
Huu Yuu
7 years ago
Some people can’t keep their dogs in their pants.
WorrierPrincess
7 years ago
Coop rations are better than poop rations I guess?
Droll not Troll
7 years ago
I call my dog Lightning; he’ll discharge into anything.
Pete
7 years ago
And absolutely no doggie bags from No. 2 Restaurant!
Seventy2rd o clock
7 years ago
Thank you for your excretions.
DrLex
7 years ago
Please point that dog elsewhere, it could discharge at any time.
Seventy2rd o clock
7 years ago
NOTE: Cats are out of control.
DrLex
7 years ago
If your dog makes a discharging sound when it excretes, you’re feeding it the wrong things.
Seventy2rd o clock
7 years ago
But if it discarges, where can I charge it again?
Droll not Troll
7 years ago
I the parking area, dogs should park their excretions with discretion.
Droll not Troll
7 years ago
@Pete | 4:06 am: And no one thought of doggie bags back on that post! Oh, well, it’s still funny!
Big Fat Cat
7 years ago
Must be a werewolf to discharge into buildings and parking lots.
Yu No Hoo
7 years ago
Thank you for your scooprations.
Droll not Troll
7 years ago
If we catch your dog discharging in the area we may perform a little opration on it.
Yu No Hoo
7 years ago
Well I showed him the sign, but he did it anyway.
Yu No Hoo
7 years ago
Give ‘im a break, he’s just a poopy.
Droll not Troll
7 years ago
Cooprations are chicken feed.
Droll not Troll
7 years ago
If the manager thinks he’s got problems, he should read this.
Droll not Troll
7 years ago
You say dogs are discharging? What a load of dogshot!
Pete
7 years ago
Our Security Manager adds:
Please to select your counter-jihadi weapon of choice.
RPG: Rocket-Propelled Grenade
EDD: Explosively Discharging Dog
Pete
7 years ago
@DnT:
Izzat kinda like buckshot?
algernon
7 years ago
One needs to look after the sh*t of the dogs
algernon
7 years ago
excretions or secretions
Yu No Hoo
7 years ago
The pooprietor have to clean it, it’s your doody.
Pete
7 years ago
Doody calls!
Pete
7 years ago
Just call Santation.
They handle it all – the sacred and the profane
Frank Burns
7 years ago
Ironically, the managers mane is Noe Klen Pu.
jjhitt
7 years ago
Reckless discharge of a dog within city limits.
Yu No Hoo
7 years ago
We allow dogs but not scats.
Pete
7 years ago
Now that’s a whole new scenario for
“Scattered, splattered, smothered & covered!”
(Apologies to the Non-Southeastern US audience. Only folks with Waffle House in their region are likely to get this reference.)
Marum
7 years ago
Thus sayeth; The Cooprate Mangler.
Marum
7 years ago
Dogs are poople too, you know.
Long Tom
7 years ago
@Pete: During World War Two, the USSR did have a program where they had dogs with explosives strapped on them with the idea that they would run under enemy tanks and blow them up. The program was a total failure because the dogs ran under Soviet tanks instead, so they abandoned the idea.
Pete
7 years ago
@Tom:
Smarter than the average bear…I mean dog, eh?
Actually those mutts were likely to be safer hiding under a Tiger than under a T-34!
Vulcan64
7 years ago
Please keep your electric-types on a leash at all times
EffEff
7 years ago
My dog is building-trained.
Seventy2rd o clock
7 years ago
Or press ‘Ctrl+Alt+Dog’
A Non-Y Mouse
7 years ago
They seem to object to dog poops at first glance, but soon reveal themselves to be coopraphiles.
The Dude
7 years ago
Does that mean if your dog craps inside, the building owner needs to clean up?
How do you stop a rhino from discharging? Take away its discredit card.
A coopration is the chicken’s version of a corporation.
Cooprations or coproations?
Some people can’t keep their dogs in their pants.
Coop rations are better than poop rations I guess?
I call my dog Lightning; he’ll discharge into anything.
And absolutely no doggie bags from No. 2 Restaurant!
Thank you for your excretions.
Please point that dog elsewhere, it could discharge at any time.
NOTE: Cats are out of control.
If your dog makes a discharging sound when it excretes, you’re feeding it the wrong things.
But if it discarges, where can I charge it again?
I the parking area, dogs should park their excretions with discretion.
@Pete | 4:06 am: And no one thought of doggie bags back on that post! Oh, well, it’s still funny!
Must be a werewolf to discharge into buildings and parking lots.
Thank you for your scooprations.
If we catch your dog discharging in the area we may perform a little opration on it.
Well I showed him the sign, but he did it anyway.
Give ‘im a break, he’s just a poopy.
Cooprations are chicken feed.
If the manager thinks he’s got problems, he should read this.
You say dogs are discharging? What a load of dogshot!
Our Security Manager adds:
Please to select your counter-jihadi weapon of choice.
RPG: Rocket-Propelled Grenade
EDD: Explosively Discharging Dog
@DnT:
Izzat kinda like buckshot?
One needs to look after the sh*t of the dogs
excretions or secretions
The pooprietor have to clean it, it’s your doody.
Doody calls!
Just call Santation.
They handle it all – the sacred and the profane
Ironically, the managers mane is Noe Klen Pu.
Reckless discharge of a dog within city limits.
We allow dogs but not scats.
Now that’s a whole new scenario for
“Scattered, splattered, smothered & covered!”
(Apologies to the Non-Southeastern US audience. Only folks with Waffle House in their region are likely to get this reference.)
Thus sayeth; The Cooprate Mangler.
Dogs are poople too, you know.
@Pete: During World War Two, the USSR did have a program where they had dogs with explosives strapped on them with the idea that they would run under enemy tanks and blow them up. The program was a total failure because the dogs ran under Soviet tanks instead, so they abandoned the idea.
@Tom:
Smarter than the average bear…I mean dog, eh?
Actually those mutts were likely to be safer hiding under a Tiger than under a T-34!
Please keep your electric-types on a leash at all times
My dog is building-trained.
Or press ‘Ctrl+Alt+Dog’
They seem to object to dog poops at first glance, but soon reveal themselves to be coopraphiles.
Does that mean if your dog craps inside, the building owner needs to clean up?
THREE… TWO… ONE… DISCHARGE!!! (Poor proprietor.)
Dogs don’t cooprate, they pooprate.