Let me see the knife first…

posted on 21 Aug 2016 in Engrish from Other Countries

hell-money

I use it for tips.

Photo courtesy of Anthony Ontiveros.

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  1. algernon | 4:02 am |

    Machete AK 47

  2. algernon | 4:02 am |

    Everything for the now and then

  3. Marum | 4:03 am |

    Hell money.

    For paying the boatman on the river Styx.

  4. Marum | 4:05 am |

    If Joss is an Aussie, h will probably stic it in anything he can get hold of.

  5. Seventy2rd o clock | 4:07 am |

    Is Dung a kitchen supply?

  6. Marum | 4:08 am |

    I am incence d at the spelling of “Joss Stic”.

  7. Yu No Hoo | 4:08 am |

    I’m saving up for a pitchfork.

  8. Seventy2rd o clock | 4:09 am |

    I need a Joss Stic for my Stay Platoon 4

  9. Marum | 4:09 am |

    Fair nuff. Where can I get me kong

  10. Droll not Troll | 4:10 am |

    Hell money is what you have to pay to Infernal Revenue.

  11. Marum | 4:11 am |

    @72rd 0407.. It is the nearest thing Vietnam has to crab.

  12. Seventy2rd o clock | 4:12 am |

    CAUTION: Knife is not a high toy!

  13. Droll not Troll | 4:12 am |

    Seventy2rd o clock | 4:07 am: Finding dung in the kitchen would be quite a supplies!

  14. Yu No Hoo | 4:16 am |

    @Marum 4:03

    Good thing there’s a bank there.

  15. Marum | 4:17 am |

    If it is a store supplying expat Aussis, It really says: Vegemite and Tim Tams sold here.

  16. Seventy2rd o clock | 4:18 am |

    @ Marum: Or dump!

  17. Seventy2rd o clock | 4:20 am |

    @ Droll not Troll: It’s probably brought in by those dump kids who always crap their hands

  18. Yu No Hoo | 4:21 am |

    These retailers want every damned cent.

  19. coffeebot | 4:25 am |

    It’s the only currency Clinton Foundation will accept.

  20. Marum | 4:26 am |

    @Yu No Hoo. 0421

    DONG!

    D1 = AUD0.000059

  21. Marum | 4:29 am |

    So, if you se a house renting for D38 million a month, don’t take a heart attack.

  22. Seventy2rd o clock | 4:36 am |

    Is it really necessary to hang Gia?

  23. Marum | 4:38 am |

    BTW. That is a very upmarket 5 brm. or so. One can get much cheaper.

  24. Marum | 4:45 am |

    The man holding the knife is always right..

  25. Droll not Troll | 4:55 am |

    Joss stic = joss stick with the end cut off. Maybe they’re easier to light.

  26. Yu No Hoo | 5:04 am |

    @Marum 4:26

    Aha!

    So if I stretch my dollar there I will get a long dong.

  27. Garst | 5:10 am |

    Anyone know the currency exchange rate? I need to redo my kitchen.

  28. Big Fat Cat | 5:11 am |

    I know Satan is the sole operator for exchanging Hell Money.

  29. Big Fat Cat | 5:13 am |

    And Gordon Ramsay‘s Hell‘s Kitchen is next door.

  30. Pete | 5:42 am |

    Dung??? Is this place next door to No. 2 restaurant?

  31. Pete | 5:43 am |

    Dao Nhang me, Dao Nhang me,
    Why don’tcha take a rope and hang me?

  32. Marum | 5:53 am |

    @Yu No Hoo 0504. Hahaha mate. That particular male fantasy is totally redundant in most of Asia. Unless you only hang out with bar-girls, or ladyboys.
    By the time my lady and I both found that out, we were too much in love/lust with one another to reconsider. But we were both very young. GOD! I was only 17 – seems like yesterday. 😥

  33. Marum | 5:56 am |

    @Yu No Huu. Bank of the River Styx, a division of Eternal Damnation Finance Company.

  34. Yu No Hoo | 6:22 am |

    Don’t shop here, you’ll get burned.

  35. DrLex | 6:53 am |

    The 7 stands for the deadly sins.

  36. A Non-Y Mouse | 7:56 am |

    Well, it is the root of all evil.

  37. Geo | 8:57 am |

    To all people making currency jokes:
    Hell Money is even less valuable than the Vietnamese dong.
    1 VND (Vietnamese dong) 666 HEM (Hell money)
    Even then, you won’t be able to use it, because you’ll be burning up for all eternity. No, really!

  38. Classic Steve | 9:04 am |

    A sin tax?

  39. Big Fat Cat | 10:56 am |

    Marum | 4:26 am As Franklin Roosevelt once said, “we will not go to war over any damn Ding Dong.”

  40. EffEff | 5:02 pm |

    Joss Stic? Any relation to Joss Whedon?

  41. jjhitt | 8:18 am |

    With my luck people would burn tons on Hell Money at my funeral and I’d arrive in Hell only to find out they only take Monopoly Money.

  42. That’s what I spend at the casino.

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