Mmm a frame roast…

posted on 8 Aug 2016 in Engrish from Other Countries, Menus


Eat, No.

Photo courtesy of Stephen Michael Fein.
Found in Phuket, Thailand. 

30 captions

  1. Marum | 4:02 am |

    The pig’s alibi was cooked, because he was framed

  2. algernon | 4:03 am |

    Careful where uncle puts it

  3. algernon | 4:04 am |

    Auntie does it differently

  4. Marum | 4:04 am |

    Roast pork rolls.

    Not really;

    Roast pork rocks.

  5. DrLex | 4:05 am |

    At least it’s not a Rick roll.

  6. Marum | 4:05 am |

    Especially with s/loads of crackling.

  7. Marum | 4:09 am |

    Squeal like a pig.
    Honk like a goose.
    If you don’t do your Kegels.
    It’ll end up big and loose.

  8. Yu No Hoo | 4:11 am |

    Pig frame uncle, now he’s in the pen.

  9. Droll not Troll | 4:23 am |

    If you cook Yes, I’ll take a serving of Rick Wakeman.

  10. Droll not Troll | 4:26 am |

    Why would a pig frame uncle? Did uncle try to Phuket?

  11. Droll not Troll | 4:29 am |

    Uncle isn’t fat, he’s just pig boned.

  12. Yu No Hoo | 4:33 am |

    Must have been a bank job.

  13. Droll not Troll | 4:46 am |

    Maybe it’s a pigture frame.

  14. Big Fat Cat | 4:49 am |

    Are they The Man from U.N.C.L.E. ?

  15. Marum | 4:59 am |

    Is it Halal?

  16. Marum | 5:17 am |

    For the Tokpisin speakers:

    It is election time in PNG. In typical manner, the local member Hami Wari) flies in his supporters village, a couple of pallet loads of food, and beer, and coke a cola. The food is usually a couple of pigs, some meat in general, and loads of sausages. PNG perfected the sausage-sizzle.

    So when proceedings are underway, his campaign manager decides to give the supporters a rev up.

    Cmpn Mgr: Husait kaikaim pik bilong Hami Wari?
    Villagers: MIPELA!

    CM: Husait dringim bia bilong Hami Wari?
    Vs: MIPELA!

    CM: Husait dringim Coke bilong Hami Wari?
    Vs: MIPELA!

    CM: Husait kaikaim sosis bilong Hami Wari?
    Vs: YUPELA!

    The villagers may well be uneducated by our standards, but they are not stupid, and they have a wicked sense of humour. 😀

  17. Droll not Troll | 5:43 am |

    @ Marum | 5:17 am: I don’t speak that language, but I believe I get the joke. 😀

  18. Pete | 5:55 am |

    That’s all talk-pissin’ to me!

  19. Pete | 5:55 am |


    No, it’s the Pig from U.N.C.L.E.

  20. Pete | 5:56 am |

    Finally…Uncle’s real-deal Bubble & Squeal…

  21. Pete | 5:57 am |

    OK, so he’s a pig’s uncle.
    At least he’s not a monkey’s uncle.

  22. Droll not Troll | 6:05 am |

    If uncle isn’t guilty, he can’t even turn steak’s evidence.

  23. Marum | 6:44 am |

    @Dnt 0517. Quick translate.

    Who is eating Hami Wari’s pigs?
    WE ARE!

    Who is drinking Hami Wari’s beer?
    WE ARE!

    Who is drinking Hami Wari’s Coke?
    WE ARE!

    Who is eating Hami Wari’s sausage(s) (In tokpisin “sosis” can be plural or singular)
    YOU ARE!

  24. Marum | 7:14 am |

    @Pete 0555. Tokpisin (Pidgin English is maddeningly not quite understandable for English speakers. The language is a mixture of German, English, Talai, and Malayan languages. It is also pronounced phonetically. ie. car = ka; tumas = too much. Liguistically it is a Creole.

    Thus. Niupela ka, pris bilong em i antap tumas = (lit) A new car, price belonging him is high too much. – A new car is too dear.

    Or one would say to a lady. Yu meri mi laikim yu tumas.= (lit) You woman, I like you too much. Hey girl, I like you a lot.

    Traditionally they did not suffer from our concept of romantic love, and there wasn’t a word for it. (Most marriages were arranged)

  25. Classic Steve | 7:37 am |

    That’s one way to make us not feel guilty about eating meat: tell us what heinous offense the animal committed.

  26. Filboid | 8:49 am |

    Long pig? Uncle Joe? Nooooooo!

  27. Frank Burns | 1:07 pm |

    Chop Sooooo-eeeeeee!

  28. Geo | 4:29 pm |

    You’re telling me that this restaurant ACTUALLY serves Yes? Well then… I’ll be a pig frame’s uncle! (Late again: when will I learn?)

  29. Pete | 4:37 pm |

    Maj. Burns:

    Thread winner!!!

    Saved the best fer last.

  30. WorrierPrincess | 12:58 am |

    Either you cook Yes or you cook No. Cook “guess so” you get frame like pig.

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