Mmm a frame roast…

The pig’s alibi was cooked, because he was framed

Careful where uncle puts it

Auntie does it differently

Roast pork rolls.

Not really;

Roast pork rocks.

At least it’s not a Rick roll.

Especially with s/loads of crackling.

Squeal like a pig.
Honk like a goose.
If you don’t do your Kegels.
It’ll end up big and loose.

Pig frame uncle, now he’s in the pen.

If you cook Yes, I’ll take a serving of Rick Wakeman.

Why would a pig frame uncle? Did uncle try to Phuket?

Uncle isn’t fat, he’s just pig boned.

Must have been a bank job.

Maybe it’s a pigture frame.

Are they The Man from U.N.C.L.E. ?

Is it Halal?

For the Tokpisin speakers: It is election time in PNG. In typical manner, the local member Hami Wari) flies in his supporters village, a couple of pallet loads of food, and beer, and coke a cola. The food is usually a couple of pigs, some meat in general, and loads of sausages. PNG perfected the sausage-sizzle. So when proceedings are underway, his campaign manager decides to give the supporters a rev up. Cmpn Mgr: Husait kaikaim pik bilong Hami Wari? Villagers: MIPELA! CM: Husait dringim bia bilong Hami Wari? Vs: MIPELA! CM: Husait dringim Coke bilong Hami Wari? Vs: MIPELA!… Read more »

@ Marum | 5:17 am: I don’t speak that language, but I believe I get the joke. 😀

That’s all talk-pissin’ to me!

@BFC:

No, it’s the Pig from U.N.C.L.E.

Finally…Uncle’s real-deal Bubble & Squeal…

OK, so he’s a pig’s uncle.
At least he’s not a monkey’s uncle.

If uncle isn’t guilty, he can’t even turn steak’s evidence.

@Dnt 0517. Quick translate.

Who is eating Hami Wari’s pigs?
WE ARE!

Who is drinking Hami Wari’s beer?
WE ARE!

Who is drinking Hami Wari’s Coke?
WE ARE!

Who is eating Hami Wari’s sausage(s) (In tokpisin “sosis” can be plural or singular)
YOU ARE!

@Pete 0555. Tokpisin (Pidgin English is maddeningly not quite understandable for English speakers. The language is a mixture of German, English, Talai, and Malayan languages. It is also pronounced phonetically. ie. car = ka; tumas = too much. Liguistically it is a Creole. Thus. Niupela ka, pris bilong em i antap tumas = (lit) A new car, price belonging him is high too much. – A new car is too dear. Or one would say to a lady. Yu meri mi laikim yu tumas.= (lit) You woman, I like you too much. Hey girl, I like you a lot. Traditionally… Read more »

That’s one way to make us not feel guilty about eating meat: tell us what heinous offense the animal committed.

Long pig? Uncle Joe? Nooooooo!

Chop Sooooo-eeeeeee!

You’re telling me that this restaurant ACTUALLY serves Yes? Well then… I’ll be a pig frame’s uncle! (Late again: when will I learn?)

Maj. Burns:

Thread winner!!!
(IMHO)

Saved the best fer last.

Either you cook Yes or you cook No. Cook “guess so” you get frame like pig.