Mmm a frame roast…

posted on 8 Aug 2016 in Engrish from Other Countries, Menus

cook-yes-pig-frame-uncle

Eat, No.

Photo courtesy of Stephen Michael Fein.
Found in Phuket, Thailand. 

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  1. Marum | 4:02 am |  Vote: Add rating 16  Subtract rating 0  

    The pig’s alibi was cooked, because he was framed

  2. algernon | 4:03 am |  Vote: Add rating 8  Subtract rating 0  

    Careful where uncle puts it

  3. algernon | 4:04 am |  Vote: Add rating 9  Subtract rating 0  

    Auntie does it differently

  4. Marum | 4:04 am |  Vote: Add rating 14  Subtract rating 0  

    Roast pork rolls.

    Not really;

    Roast pork rocks.

  5. DrLex | 4:05 am |  Vote: Add rating 10  Subtract rating 0  

    At least it’s not a Rick roll.

  6. Marum | 4:05 am |  Vote: Add rating 5  Subtract rating 0  

    Especially with s/loads of crackling.

  7. Marum | 4:09 am |  Vote: Add rating 12  Subtract rating 1  

    Squeal like a pig.
    Honk like a goose.
    If you don’t do your Kegels.
    It’ll end up big and loose.

  8. Yu No Hoo | 4:11 am |  Vote: Add rating 18  Subtract rating 0  

    Pig frame uncle, now he’s in the pen.

  9. Droll not Troll | 4:23 am |  Vote: Add rating 4  Subtract rating 0  

    If you cook Yes, I’ll take a serving of Rick Wakeman.

  10. Droll not Troll | 4:26 am |  Vote: Add rating 7  Subtract rating 0  

    Why would a pig frame uncle? Did uncle try to Phuket?

  11. Droll not Troll | 4:29 am |  Vote: Add rating 4  Subtract rating 0  

    Uncle isn’t fat, he’s just pig boned.

  12. Yu No Hoo | 4:33 am |  Vote: Add rating 1  Subtract rating 0  

    Must have been a bank job.

  13. Droll not Troll | 4:46 am |  Vote: Add rating 5  Subtract rating 0  

    Maybe it’s a pigture frame.

  14. Big Fat Cat | 4:49 am |  Vote: Add rating 4  Subtract rating 0  

    Are they The Man from U.N.C.L.E. ?

  15. Marum | 4:59 am |  Vote: Add rating 9  Subtract rating 0  

    Is it Halal?

  16. Marum | 5:17 am |  Vote: Add rating 10  Subtract rating 0  

    For the Tokpisin speakers:

    It is election time in PNG. In typical manner, the local member Hami Wari) flies in his supporters village, a couple of pallet loads of food, and beer, and coke a cola. The food is usually a couple of pigs, some meat in general, and loads of sausages. PNG perfected the sausage-sizzle.

    So when proceedings are underway, his campaign manager decides to give the supporters a rev up.

    Cmpn Mgr: Husait kaikaim pik bilong Hami Wari?
    Villagers: MIPELA!

    CM: Husait dringim bia bilong Hami Wari?
    Vs: MIPELA!

    CM: Husait dringim Coke bilong Hami Wari?
    Vs: MIPELA!

    CM: Husait kaikaim sosis bilong Hami Wari?
    Vs: YUPELA!

    The villagers may well be uneducated by our standards, but they are not stupid, and they have a wicked sense of humour. 😀

  17. Droll not Troll | 5:43 am |  Vote: Add rating 8  Subtract rating 0  

    @ Marum | 5:17 am: I don’t speak that language, but I believe I get the joke. 😀

  18. Pete | 5:55 am |  Vote: Add rating 4  Subtract rating 0  

    That’s all talk-pissin’ to me!

  19. Pete | 5:55 am |  Vote: Add rating 8  Subtract rating 0  

    @BFC:

    No, it’s the Pig from U.N.C.L.E.

  20. Pete | 5:56 am |  Vote: Add rating 1  Subtract rating 0  

    Finally…Uncle’s real-deal Bubble & Squeal…

  21. Pete | 5:57 am |  Vote: Add rating 6  Subtract rating 0  

    OK, so he’s a pig’s uncle.
    At least he’s not a monkey’s uncle.

  22. Droll not Troll | 6:05 am |  Vote: Add rating 8  Subtract rating 0  

    If uncle isn’t guilty, he can’t even turn steak’s evidence.

  23. Marum | 6:44 am |  Vote: Add rating 10  Subtract rating 0  

    @Dnt 0517. Quick translate.

    Who is eating Hami Wari’s pigs?
    WE ARE!

    Who is drinking Hami Wari’s beer?
    WE ARE!

    Who is drinking Hami Wari’s Coke?
    WE ARE!

    Who is eating Hami Wari’s sausage(s) (In tokpisin “sosis” can be plural or singular)
    YOU ARE!

  24. Marum | 7:14 am |  Vote: Add rating 6  Subtract rating 0  

    @Pete 0555. Tokpisin (Pidgin English is maddeningly not quite understandable for English speakers. The language is a mixture of German, English, Talai, and Malayan languages. It is also pronounced phonetically. ie. car = ka; tumas = too much. Liguistically it is a Creole.

    Thus. Niupela ka, pris bilong em i antap tumas = (lit) A new car, price belonging him is high too much. – A new car is too dear.

    Or one would say to a lady. Yu meri mi laikim yu tumas.= (lit) You woman, I like you too much. Hey girl, I like you a lot.

    Traditionally they did not suffer from our concept of romantic love, and there wasn’t a word for it. (Most marriages were arranged)

  25. Classic Steve | 7:37 am |  Vote: Add rating 7  Subtract rating 0  

    That’s one way to make us not feel guilty about eating meat: tell us what heinous offense the animal committed.

  26. Filboid | 8:49 am |  Vote: Add rating 4  Subtract rating 0  

    Long pig? Uncle Joe? Nooooooo!

  27. Frank Burns | 1:07 pm |  Vote: Add rating 7  Subtract rating 0  

    Chop Sooooo-eeeeeee!

  28. Geo | 4:29 pm |  Vote: Add rating 2  Subtract rating 0  

    You’re telling me that this restaurant ACTUALLY serves Yes? Well then… I’ll be a pig frame’s uncle! (Late again: when will I learn?)

  29. Pete | 4:37 pm |  Vote: Add rating 3  Subtract rating 0  

    Maj. Burns:

    Thread winner!!!
    (IMHO)

    Saved the best fer last.

  30. WorrierPrincess | 12:58 am |  Vote: Add rating 6  Subtract rating 0  

    Either you cook Yes or you cook No. Cook “guess so” you get frame like pig.

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