My husband THINKS he gonna drive…

posted on 24 Aug 2016 in Chinglish, Transportation

domestic-dispute

Give me the keys. GIVE me the KEYS!

Photo courtesy of Xie Derrick.
Found on highway in China. 

32 captions

  1. algernon | 4:02 am |

    As famous as Divorce

  2. Huu Yuu | 4:02 am |

    The first domestic dispute was Adam arguing with Eve about what leaf to wear.

  3. algernon | 4:03 am |

    Kissing and making out is just as famous

  4. coffeebot | 4:04 am |

    I told you turn left!

    You never listen to me…

  5. Big Fat Cat | 4:07 am |

    Incoming Collision, Domestic Dispute expected.

  6. Droll not Troll | 4:15 am |

    She says toilet seat DOWN!
    He says toilet seat UP!
    Try leaving it halfway, see how that works out.

  7. DrLex | 4:21 am |

    Don’t settle for second-rate domestic disputes. We offer the best quality, guaranteed.

  8. jjhitt | 4:21 am |

    Early version of the Weyland Yutani logo.

  9. Droll not Troll | 4:32 am |

    If the world famous brand is Apple that would go along with the first domestic dispute being between Adam and Eve.

  10. PeeBee | 4:55 am |

    A domestic dispute in 30 minutes or less or else it’s free!

  11. Frank Burns | 5:00 am |

    Ike and Tina’s Taxi service.

  12. Yu No Hoo | 5:08 am |

    We help you drive one another up the Wall.

  13. Yu No Hoo | 5:15 am |

    Call us if you’re braking up.

  14. Marum | 5:18 am |

    @DnT 04154. I have it on good authority from the sports medicine people, that it takes much les energy to lower the seat than to raise it.

  15. Yu No Hoo | 5:56 am |

    Sadly, many disputes are caused by van aerial disease.

  16. Pete | 6:41 am |

    Well, FINALLY!
    What the whole world’s been waiting for:

    The Intervention-Mobile!

  17. Pete | 6:42 am |

    @Marum 518:

    Yeah, gravity serves us well.

    So does friction!

  18. Pete | 6:44 am |

    Driver to co-worker riding shotgun:

    “Dude…the freakin’ WHITE HOUSE is calling for our help!”

  19. Marum | 9:10 am |

    Yu No Hoo 0556.

    Before “no fault” divorces, a woman was suing for divorce, on the grounds of her husband’s adultery.
    The Judge wanted some point cleared up, addressed her directly.

    Jud: “How do actually you know he was committing adultery?”

    Wom: “When he came home with the Venetian Disease.”

    Jud iincreduously: “The VENETIAN disease!???”

    Lawyer: “The Gondolier your honour.”

  20. Marum | 9:13 am |

    A famous brand of domestic violence?
    WTF does the Chinese really say?

  21. Marum | 9:16 am |

    Probably too late anyhow. Looks like a hearse.

  22. Big Fat Cat | 9:17 am |

    Y W – Yeti Women.

  23. Marum | 9:19 am |

    @Pete 0641… Yes. One uses the van to run over the bastard. 😀

  24. Geo | 9:21 am |

    What does the “YW” in the logo stand for? “Yelling Women?”

  25. Marum | 9:22 am |

    BFC 0917. Is that why he is the ABOMINABLE snowman?

  26. Geo | 9:22 am |

    @Geo | 9:21 am @Big Fat Cat | 9:17 am
    Got ninja’d… spent too much time writing my comment… sorry.

  27. Marum | 9:26 am |

    Or maybe it is Him a layan down the law.

  28. Pete | 10:41 am |

    @Marum 914:

    Advance apologies if ya don’t see this ’til your tomorrow, mate, but I can offer a good guess about what the Chinese actually says.

    My Chinese isn’t anywhere near as good as my Japanese but here goes:

    “Most competitive in the country, world’s (something) brand”.

    There’s a character I simply can’t seem to find that I’m not familiar with.
    I’ve looked up & down online and can’t find it.
    So, this is about as close a translation as I can come up with.

    The character they mistakenly translated as “dispute” is often used in words (in both Chinese and Japanese) to indicate conflict, war, or even competition…as I think it means in this case.

    Hope that helped.

  29. Yu No Hoo | 12:27 pm |

    @Marum 9:10

    Judge must’ve thought she was talking claptrap.

  30. EffEff | 9:46 pm |

    @Geo 9:21 YW = Young Woman (that husband shouldn’t be looking at while driving with his wife)

  31. Rt | 1:49 pm |

    Because when i want my wife to act like a b**** towards me, i don’t settle for anything less

  32. “Okay, next time YOU pick the deliery service!”

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