My pet bottle is feeling onry

posted on 27 Aug 2016 in Signs

pet-bottle-onry

Photo courtesy of Benny Maxwell.
Found in Shinjuku, Tokyo, Japan. 

37 captions

  1. Huu Yuu | 4:01 am |  Vote: Add rating 4  Subtract rating 0  

    My pet bottle can empty itself wherever it wants.

  2. algernon | 4:02 am |  Vote: Add rating 6  Subtract rating 0  

    Wind knot included

  3. Huu Yuu | 4:03 am |  Vote: Add rating 4  Subtract rating 0  

    — Ornery Recycling Company

  4. algernon | 4:03 am |  Vote: Add rating 8  Subtract rating 0  

    Pet bottle has a pet rock if onry

  5. Rt | 4:05 am |  Vote: Add rating 4  Subtract rating 0  

    Living the rich life is graduating from a pet rock to a pet bottle

  6. Huu Yuu | 4:07 am |  Vote: Add rating 1  Subtract rating 0  

    Empty Can, False Cancer

  7. Droll not Troll | 4:09 am |  Vote: Add rating 2  Subtract rating 0  

    I’ll take ham on ry. bottles and cans are too crunchy.

  8. Droll not Troll | 4:14 am |  Vote: Add rating 1  Subtract rating 0  

    Any wild bottles should be put in the trash.

  9. Droll not Troll | 4:19 am |  Vote: Add rating 1  Subtract rating 0  

    Pet Bottle and Empty Can belong to an excrusive crub.

  10. Big Fat Cat | 4:24 am |  Vote: Add rating 2  Subtract rating 0  

    Where can I put the pet?

  11. Yu No Hoo | 4:30 am |  Vote: Add rating 7  Subtract rating 0  

    Onry the ronrey have a pet bottle.

  12. Yu No Hoo | 4:32 am |  Vote: Add rating 5  Subtract rating 0  

    Don’t throw away garbage. Keep it as a pet.

  13. Yu No Hoo | 4:35 am |  Vote: Add rating 2  Subtract rating 0  

    Please ensure pet bottle wouid not discharge into buildings.

  14. Marum | 4:39 am |  Vote: Add rating 10  Subtract rating 0  

    Pet = polyethylene terephthalate

    Do not leave lids on Pet Bottles for recycling, as lids are made of a non-compatible plastic..

  15. Marum | 4:42 am |  Vote: Add rating 5  Subtract rating 0  

    They are made out of unwanted dogs and cats.

  16. Yu No Hoo | 4:43 am |  Vote: Add rating 3  Subtract rating 0  

    I would like a licence for my pet please, Eric the half-a-bottle.

  17. Marum | 4:43 am |  Vote: Add rating 8  Subtract rating 0  

    They are made out of unwanted dogs and cats, with the odd budgie and Cavy thrown in.

  18. Marum | 4:52 am |  Vote: Add rating 11  Subtract rating 0  

    They make good rockets, if you fill them full of Acetylene Gas.

    WARNING: Don’t try this at home. We use fully qualified D/heads for this stunt.

  19. Frank Burns | 4:57 am |  Vote: Add rating 3  Subtract rating 0  

    Don’t pet bottle too much or it will piddle on the floor.

  20. Pete | 5:37 am |  Vote: Add rating 6  Subtract rating 0  

    Ferget the bottle and the can.
    Can I pet the jugs?
    Pretty please?

  21. Droll not Troll | 5:57 am |  Vote: Add rating 1  Subtract rating 0  

    If Empty can pet bottle, why can’t I?

  22. Droll not Troll | 6:06 am |  Vote: Add rating 5  Subtract rating 0  

    @ Marum | 4:39 am : There is something that has always puzzled me: Why do most of the empty PET bottles discarded in public places have the caps screwed on? Were the idiot litterers expecting the bottles to refill by magic? 😕

    BTW, I’m not sure that incompatible plastics are why recyclers want the caps removed. I think the trapped air in capped bottles may cause problems for the machinery.

  23. Droll not Troll | 6:27 am |  Vote: Add rating 6  Subtract rating 0  

    Actually, both reasons for removing caps when recycling bottles are valid – sometimes. It seems that now, some recycling companies prefer that we leave the caps on! It’s all too confusing!

  24. Geo | 8:47 am |  Vote: Add rating 5  Subtract rating 0  

    I have a pet ball. His name is Wirson.

  25. Pete | 10:57 am |  Vote: Add rating 3  Subtract rating 0  

    @Yu No Hoo 443:

    And I would like a license for me halibut.

  26. algernon | 8:03 pm |  Vote: Add rating 5  Subtract rating 0  

    Onry the Lonry

  27. EffEff | 11:19 pm |  Vote: Add rating 1  Subtract rating 0  

    In the immortal words of the Guess Who, “If you ever been to Paris and you’ve ever missed a plane…”

  28. Seventy2rd o clock | 11:38 pm |  Vote: Add rating 0  Subtract rating 0  

    Pet Cemetery = Graveyard for empty cans

  29. Seventy2rd o clock | 11:42 pm |  Vote: Add rating 0  Subtract rating 0  

    – Mommy, I can’t empty can into a pet bottle!

  30. Seventy2rd o clock | 11:44 pm |  Vote: Add rating 1  Subtract rating 0  

    WALNING: Empty can’t onry!

  31. Droll not Troll | 12:01 am |  Vote: Add rating 1  Subtract rating 0  

    @Pete | 5:37 am : Make you feel honry?

  32. Marum | 3:05 am |  Vote: Add rating 6  Subtract rating 0  

    @DnT 0627. Confusing indeed.

    The average PET bottle is more complex than most people think. It is at least four layers of different plastic.

    BASIC:

    1st. Layer. (inner) Proof against any corrosive effects of the liquid within, and to keep it uncontaminated.

    2nd. layer. To provide mechanical strength.

    3rd. layer. Filler layer, to help with the strength, and bulk up the thickness to prevent cracking.

    4th. layer. To provide resistance to abrasion, during transport storage and handling .

    The lid is mad out of much harder plastic for strength, so it wont break or pop off..

  33. Marum | 3:08 am |  Vote: Add rating 6  Subtract rating 0  

    @Geo 0847. So have I. Its name is Left.

  34. Marum | 5:49 am |  Vote: Add rating 6  Subtract rating 0  

    @DnT 0627. There is an 100C degree diff between the melting point of the bottles, and the caps. That was why some places recycled caps, and others bottles.

  35. Marum | 5:02 am |  Vote: Add rating 6  Subtract rating 0  

    Onry The Ronery. (Loy Olbison)

  36. Long Tom | 10:08 am |  Vote: Add rating 2  Subtract rating 0  

    “I’m So Ronery!” From the movie Team America.

  37. Peter | 5:22 pm |  Vote: Add rating 0  Subtract rating 0  

    Onry found in Japan . . . the home of Engrish

Caption is made at here!

Caption is made at here! (please leave a caption for the Engrish photo; all vulgar entries, spam, etc. will be deleted. Let's Creative!)

Home | Brog | Store | Massage Board | Advertise | Contact Us | Disclaimer

© 1999 - 2013 Engrish.com. All rights reserved.