Let me see the knife first…

posted on 21 Aug 2016 in Engrish from Other Countries

hell-money

I use it for tips.

Photo courtesy of Anthony Ontiveros.

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Not approved by the FDA…

posted on 20 Aug 2016 in Chinglish, Toys

high-toy

Hey kid, wanna get high toy?

Photo courtesy of C.T.
Toy from China. 

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Recommended ages: 21+

posted on 19 Aug 2016 in Chinglish, Toys

Defa-Lucy

Photo courtesy of Kelly Schwickrath.
Toy box from China. 

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Hey kid, you look uper cool.

posted on 18 Aug 2016 in Clothing

uper-bowl

We gotta quit buying from street vendors…

Photo courtesy of Joshua Kemnitz.

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We crapped so long for him…

posted on 17 Aug 2016 in Engrish from Other Countries, Media

crap-your-hands-everybody

I was on edge of my seat crapping!

Photo courtesy of J.W.
Singing variety show from Korea.

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Just cooprate, dog.

posted on 16 Aug 2016 in Signs

Control-your-dog

Photo courtesy of Patrick Ross.

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You’re on MY happy time, now.

posted on 15 Aug 2016 in Chinglish, Instructions

digital-frame-instructionsThis is why important instructions.

Photo courtesy of Roger Steed.
Digital picture frame instructions from China.

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Extra bathroom stalls available

posted on 14 Aug 2016 in Chinglish, Signs

number-two-restaurant

Photo courtesy of Peter Grevstad.
Found in Toronto, Canada.

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I swear her book has silicone

posted on 13 Aug 2016 in Stationery

boobmark

He’s had his nose stuck in that boob all day…

Photo courtesy of Maggie Edwards.

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But it’s so tasty inside!

posted on 12 Aug 2016 in Chinglish, Signs

outside-rice-flour-noodle

There’s like 20 people outside this noodle…

Photo courtesy of Summer Lewis.
Found at Beijing airport. 

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