Please accept my warm prompt.

posted on 4 Aug 2016 in Chinglish, Signs

creating-a-clean

Hey, we’re trying to creating a pretty!

Photo courtesy of T.S.
Spotted in China. 

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  1. algernon | 4:02 am |  Vote: Add rating 8  Subtract rating 0  

    Lets build a panel

  2. Huu Yuu | 4:03 am |  Vote: Add rating 11  Subtract rating 0  

    I get warm prompt if I don’t go to the restroom. Then I end up creating a dirty, and need a piece of paper.

  3. algernon | 4:03 am |  Vote: Add rating 12  Subtract rating 0  

    Lets polite

  4. Marum | 4:05 am |  Vote: Add rating 17  Subtract rating 0  

    When she picked it up in a short skirt, she created an election.

  5. Huu Yuu | 4:06 am |  Vote: Add rating 7  Subtract rating 0  

    Picked up a piece of paper.
    Saw that it was a useless lottery ticket.
    Dropped piece of paper.
    Creating neither a clean or a dirty.

  6. DrLex | 4:08 am |  Vote: Add rating 11  Subtract rating 0  

    Toppled over a garbage can, created many dirties

  7. DrLex | 4:10 am |  Vote: Add rating 5  Subtract rating 0  

    I’d say this prompt is only lukewarm.

  8. Yu No Hoo | 4:15 am |  Vote: Add rating 5  Subtract rating 0  

    Now the only thing spoiling the view is this sign.

  9. Huu Yuu | 4:23 am |  Vote: Add rating 6  Subtract rating 0  

    Babies create a dirty, diaper change create a clean baby

  10. Marum | 4:25 am |  Vote: Add rating 13  Subtract rating 0  

    Ate a bad chow-mein. Created sloshy boots.

  11. Big Fat Cat | 4:28 am |  Vote: Add rating 7  Subtract rating 0  

    I get cold prompt when I try to pick up a girl

  12. Marum | 4:28 am |  Vote: Add rating 15  Subtract rating 0  

    Sign on bushwalking area IN Oz:

    IF YOU CARRY IT IN CARRY IT OUT + 1

  13. Pete | 4:28 am |  Vote: Add rating 3  Subtract rating 0  

    Flory the baby fly:

    “I like sh*t. Sh*t is squishy”.

    (If you don’t have kids and haven’g seen the sequel to “Finding Nemo” you won’t get this.)

  14. Pete | 4:30 am |  Vote: Add rating 12  Subtract rating 1  

    Now here’s an Engrish “unexplainable”:

    The stall door has just Chinese and Engrish on it.

    All except for the small lettering at the bottom of the stall door where it says “Thank you very much” in JAPANESE.

  15. Pete | 4:33 am |  Vote: Add rating 15  Subtract rating 1  

    Never mind that there’s no other Japanese on the door.
    Or that it’s not always the case a Nipponese can figure out the meaning of the Chinese just looking at the characters. Or vice versa.

    Example: 手紙

    In Japanese 手紙 means “A letter” (that you send via postal mail)
    In Chinese 手紙 means “Toilet Paper”.

    ; – )

  16. Pete | 4:35 am |  Vote: Add rating 11  Subtract rating 0  

    Pete sticks foot in mouth again.
    The very first line has Japanese which says “Caution!”
    My bad.

  17. Pete | 4:38 am |  Vote: Add rating 13  Subtract rating 0  

    Warm Prompt to government of PRC:

    How ’bout you folks create a clean and actuall pay somebody to actually clean the FLOORS in your public restrooms whenever your drunken bumpkins decide to whizz or dump all over the floor?

    Or re-educating them that this purpose is what the TOILET in the STALL was actually designed for????

    (If you’ve been to Chinese public restrooms, you’ll likely agree w/me…)

  18. Frank Burns | 4:40 am |  Vote: Add rating 6  Subtract rating 0  

    Picked up a prostitute, created a burning (sensation).

  19. Yu No Hoo | 4:49 am |  Vote: Add rating 9  Subtract rating 0  

    Don’t say we didn’t warm you.

  20. DrLex | 4:54 am |  Vote: Add rating 6  Subtract rating 0  

    @Pete: I guess the Japanese don’t need to be told how to create a clean.

  21. Pete | 4:58 am |  Vote: Add rating 7  Subtract rating 0  

    @DrLex 454:

    You are correct, sir!

  22. Droll not Troll | 5:55 am |  Vote: Add rating 4  Subtract rating 0  

    Ignorant creationists! Clean evolves!

  23. Droll not Troll | 5:56 am |  Vote: Add rating 5  Subtract rating 0  

    Happiness is a warm prompt.

  24. Droll not Troll | 5:57 am |  Vote: Add rating 5  Subtract rating 0  

    I hope the “warm prompt” is not that pointy yellow thing!

  25. Droll not Troll | 6:03 am |  Vote: Add rating 3  Subtract rating 0  

    Picked up a piece of paper. Noticed it was a $20 bill. Creating a round of drinks!

  26. Droll not Troll | 6:13 am |  Vote: Add rating 9  Subtract rating 0  

    @ Pete | 4:33 am : Re 手紙. I’m sure we’ve all received stuff in the mail where both meanings could apply! 😉

  27. Marum | 6:23 am |  Vote: Add rating 14  Subtract rating 0  

    As it looks like bush behind the door, I imagine the warm prompt is when you accidentally rub your ring with a handful of nettles. :aghast:

  28. Droll not Troll | 6:28 am |  Vote: Add rating 14  Subtract rating 0  

    @Marum | 4:28 am: The +1 on the sign is a nice touch, but I’d say anyone dumb enough to litter the countryside is too dumb to get the meaning.
    Worst case of littering I ever saw in a national park was when some idiot had brought their crossbow in for some target practice and left behind a heap of used plastic targets!

  29. Droll not Troll | 6:37 am |  Vote: Add rating 11  Subtract rating 0  

    @ Marum | 6:23 am : It must take true dedication to even get a handful of nettles that far!! 😯

  30. Droll not Troll | 6:44 am |  Vote: Add rating 13  Subtract rating 0  

    @Marum | 4:05 am: Aroused the local members, did she?

  31. Classic Steve | 7:35 am |  Vote: Add rating 1  Subtract rating 0  

    Think I’d better make a clean getaway from this place.

  32. Geo | 9:05 am |  Vote: Add rating 4  Subtract rating 0  

    Please aim carefully; don’t spread your warm prompt all over the place.

  33. WorrierPrincess | 11:18 am |  Vote: Add rating 2  Subtract rating 0  

    Here is a warm prompt:
    Picked up a piece of paper
    Creating a clean!

  34. sirpaulfan | 11:24 am |  Vote: Add rating 2  Subtract rating 0  

    Well, rooty toot toot for you!

  35. Filboid | 12:30 pm |  Vote: Add rating 4  Subtract rating 0  

    Too smokers pick up your ass! Making no butt clean!

  36. Filboid | 3:18 pm |  Vote: Add rating 3  Subtract rating 0  

    @12.30 pm Smorkers!! Damn autocorrec or React!

  37. Tom P. | 7:54 pm |  Vote: Add rating 1  Subtract rating 0  

    warm:\\

  38. EffEff | 1:59 am |  Vote: Add rating 5  Subtract rating 0  

    And Mr. Clean was born, by spontaneous generation.

  39. iLock | 2:16 am |  Vote: Add rating 3  Subtract rating 0  

    Ah who created a dirty warm prompt.. to change their undies?!?!!

  40. Peter | 1:13 pm |  Vote: Add rating 2  Subtract rating 0  

    Ugh . . . warm prompt not wanted here.
    Please change it into a cool prompt . . . PROMPTLY !

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