Poor Brian…

posted on 9 Aug 2016 in Bags/Packaging, Containers

brian

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  1. Huu Yuu | 4:01 am |  Vote: Add rating 30  Subtract rating 0  

    Well, that’s the life of Brian….

  2. Marum | 4:03 am |  Vote: Add rating 22  Subtract rating 0  

    “He’s not the Messiah. He’s just a very naughty boy.” Brian’s mother.

  3. Huu Yuu | 4:04 am |  Vote: Add rating 15  Subtract rating 0  

    Soylent Green is cheap; less than 10 cents per pound depending on how fat Brian was.

  4. Huu Yuu | 4:05 am |  Vote: Add rating 16  Subtract rating 0  

    So that’s what happened after the movie…..

  5. Marum | 4:05 am |  Vote: Add rating 21  Subtract rating 1  

    El Zahara stood on a weighing machine, and furtively looked around,
    A counterfeit penny he slipped in the slot,
    And silently stole aweigh.

  6. algernon | 4:06 am |  Vote: Add rating 19  Subtract rating 0  

    A naughty boy from Nazareth

  7. Marum | 4:07 am |  Vote: Add rating 17  Subtract rating 0  

    Al Zahara is the sequel to DUNE..

  8. algernon | 4:07 am |  Vote: Add rating 13  Subtract rating 0  

    I like awful

  9. DrLex | 4:13 am |  Vote: Add rating 18  Subtract rating 0  

    Zombies like to know whose brains they’re eating.

  10. Big Fat Cat | 4:18 am |  Vote: Add rating 10  Subtract rating 0  

    Packaged by Monty Python PLC.

  11. Yu No Hoo | 4:21 am |  Vote: Add rating 12  Subtract rating 0  

    I bet that smarts.

  12. jjhitt | 4:22 am |  Vote: Add rating 11  Subtract rating 0  

    “Brian, Brian, Brian. Always Brian! What is Brian?” — worst Star Trek episode ever.

  13. Yu No Hoo | 4:23 am |  Vote: Add rating 14  Subtract rating 0  

    He always did have a head for marketing.

  14. Yu No Hoo | 4:26 am |  Vote: Add rating 9  Subtract rating 0  

    Get well soon.

  15. zankhana | 4:38 am |  Vote: Add rating 12  Subtract rating 0  

    “Hey Brain Can you pick up some brians when you’re passing Al Zahara’s”

  16. Pete | 4:44 am |  Vote: Add rating 13  Subtract rating 0  

    Abby Normal?
    No, Doctor. Brian.
    B-R-I-A-N.

    Oh, good evening Frau Blucher!
    (Whinny)

  17. Marum | 4:53 am |  Vote: Add rating 17  Subtract rating 4  

    A prostitute was having oral-sex with Brian, when she sucked out two thirds of his brain.

    GOD that was good Brian said. If I had half a brain, I’d get you to do that again.

  18. Droll not Troll | 4:53 am |  Vote: Add rating 6  Subtract rating 0  

    Brian sells.

  19. Marum | 4:54 am |  Vote: Add rating 17  Subtract rating 0  

    Found in the Zahara Dezert.

  20. Droll not Troll | 4:55 am |  Vote: Add rating 12  Subtract rating 0  

    My Brian hurts!

  21. Marum | 4:58 am |  Vote: Add rating 14  Subtract rating 0  

    I. zand, zand, zand, and more zand.

  22. Droll not Troll | 5:02 am |  Vote: Add rating 9  Subtract rating 0  

    He’s not the messiah, he’s just messier.

  23. Droll not Troll | 5:03 am |  Vote: Add rating 15  Subtract rating 0  

    Brian, you look offal!

  24. Marum | 5:04 am |  Vote: Add rating 14  Subtract rating 0  

    @Pete 0444. At last the would not waste tine, frautnizing with the horzes.

  25. Marum | 5:05 am |  Vote: Add rating 15  Subtract rating 0  

    frautenizing

  26. Marum | 5:08 am |  Vote: Add rating 15  Subtract rating 0  

    It’z life captain, but it snot az we know it.

  27. Droll not Troll | 5:08 am |  Vote: Add rating 14  Subtract rating 0  

    Brian has gone to meat his maker.

  28. Marum | 5:13 am |  Vote: Add rating 20  Subtract rating 0  

    “Excuse me butcher, do you have sheep’s brains?”

    I’I must have. I’ve spnt 30 years In this f—-n trade!

  29. Yu No Hoo | 5:15 am |  Vote: Add rating 12  Subtract rating 0  

    Poor Brian…

    He’s only got 13.50 to his name.

  30. Marum | 5:17 am |  Vote: Add rating 11  Subtract rating 0  

    @DnT 0455. You should us a spacer, to stop him going in too far. 👿

  31. Droll not Troll | 6:07 am |  Vote: Add rating 8  Subtract rating 0  

    @Pete | 4:44 am: Young Frankenbrian!

  32. Droll not Troll | 6:28 am |  Vote: Add rating 10  Subtract rating 0  

    I suppose they sell kid knees, too.

  33. Pete | 7:21 am |  Vote: Add rating 9  Subtract rating 0  

    And you thought an ice-cold Slurpee was a Brain-Freeze?
    Come to Al-Zahara with me. Have I got a Brain-Freeze for you….

  34. Long Tom | 7:36 am |  Vote: Add rating 5  Subtract rating 1  

    The next episode of “Family Guy”.

  35. Brian | 7:49 am |  Vote: Add rating 11  Subtract rating 0  

    Welp, I just found my new profile pic.

  36. PeeBee | 8:15 am |  Vote: Add rating 8  Subtract rating 0  

    Enough of these head games.

  37. Pete | 9:10 am |  Vote: Add rating 6  Subtract rating 0  

    A Song from the film “The Life of Brain” found on the cutting room floor:

    ♪ ♫
    I pulled into Nazareth, was feelin’ ’bout half brain dead
    I just need to find some place, where I can lay what’s left of my head,
    “Hey, mister, can you tell me where a man might find a brain?”
    He just grinned and shook my hand, “no” was all he ‘splained.

    Take a load off, Brainy,
    Take a load for free.
    Take a load off, Brainy,
    And, (and) (and) you put the load right on me.
    (You put the load right on me.)
    ♪ ♫

  38. Lora | 9:57 am |  Vote: Add rating 10  Subtract rating 0  

    Some surgeons were about to perform the world’s first brain transplant. “It’s going to be costly for the patient’s family” one of them said. “We only have two human brains available that came from two adults, one male and one female. The male brain will cost $10,000 while the female brain will cost $3,000.”
    There was an awkward silence save for some snickering from a few of the male surgeons. Finally one got up the nerve to ask the first surgeon, “Why is the man’s brain worth so much more money?”
    The first surgeon replied, “Because it’s never been used.”
    *LOW-PITCHED BOOING*

  39. Geo | 11:37 am |  Vote: Add rating 1  Subtract rating 0  

    @Yu No Hoo | 5:15 am
    13.50 is the price the hitman charges… don’t ask why the person who hired him requested the brain. (Could be a Johnny Mnemonic scenario, I don’t know…)

  40. Pete | 2:01 pm |  Vote: Add rating 3  Subtract rating 1  

    Correcting my earlier post, editing the lyric:

    ♪ ♫
    Take a load off, Brainy,
    Take a load for free.
    Take a load off, Brainy,
    And, (and) (and) you put your brain right in me.
    (You put your brain right in me.)
    ♪ ♫

    Should’a thought of that earlier…my bad.

  41. UCity | 3:04 pm |  Vote: Add rating 10  Subtract rating 0  

    Hey, if you’re gonna be an organ donor…

  42. Seventy2rd o clock | 12:38 am |  Vote: Add rating 3  Subtract rating 0  

    Prepared by our best Brian Specialists

  43. The Dude | 7:10 am |  Vote: Add rating 11  Subtract rating 0  

    Butchering is not Brian Surgery.

  44. iLock | 9:06 am |  Vote: Add rating 3  Subtract rating 0  

    Brian was Al’s pseudonym.

  45. Mr. Wrong | 8:57 pm |  Vote: Add rating 5  Subtract rating 0  

    Final freeze frame from The Death of Brian.

  46. Wile E. Coyote Super Genius | 11:35 pm |  Vote: Add rating 3  Subtract rating 0  

    Darn it, I was looking for a pound of Cedric!

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