Poor Brian…

posted on 9 Aug 2016 in Bags/Packaging, Containers

brian

Photo courtesy of Ron DeVille.

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  1. Huu Yuu | 4:01 am |

    Well, that’s the life of Brian….

  2. Marum | 4:03 am |

    “He’s not the Messiah. He’s just a very naughty boy.” Brian’s mother.

  3. Huu Yuu | 4:04 am |

    Soylent Green is cheap; less than 10 cents per pound depending on how fat Brian was.

  4. Huu Yuu | 4:05 am |

    So that’s what happened after the movie…..

  5. Marum | 4:05 am |

    El Zahara stood on a weighing machine, and furtively looked around,
    A counterfeit penny he slipped in the slot,
    And silently stole aweigh.

  6. algernon | 4:06 am |

    A naughty boy from Nazareth

  7. Marum | 4:07 am |

    Al Zahara is the sequel to DUNE..

  8. algernon | 4:07 am |

    I like awful

  9. DrLex | 4:13 am |

    Zombies like to know whose brains they’re eating.

  10. Big Fat Cat | 4:18 am |

    Packaged by Monty Python PLC.

  11. Yu No Hoo | 4:21 am |

    I bet that smarts.

  12. jjhitt | 4:22 am |

    “Brian, Brian, Brian. Always Brian! What is Brian?” — worst Star Trek episode ever.

  13. Yu No Hoo | 4:23 am |

    He always did have a head for marketing.

  14. Yu No Hoo | 4:26 am |

    Get well soon.

  15. zankhana | 4:38 am |

    “Hey Brain Can you pick up some brians when you’re passing Al Zahara’s”

  16. Pete | 4:44 am |

    Abby Normal?
    No, Doctor. Brian.
    B-R-I-A-N.

    Oh, good evening Frau Blucher!
    (Whinny)

  17. Marum | 4:53 am |

    A prostitute was having oral-sex with Brian, when she sucked out two thirds of his brain.

    GOD that was good Brian said. If I had half a brain, I’d get you to do that again.

  18. Droll not Troll | 4:53 am |

    Brian sells.

  19. Marum | 4:54 am |

    Found in the Zahara Dezert.

  20. Droll not Troll | 4:55 am |

    My Brian hurts!

  21. Marum | 4:58 am |

    I. zand, zand, zand, and more zand.

  22. Droll not Troll | 5:02 am |

    He’s not the messiah, he’s just messier.

  23. Droll not Troll | 5:03 am |

    Brian, you look offal!

  24. Marum | 5:04 am |

    @Pete 0444. At last the would not waste tine, frautnizing with the horzes.

  25. Marum | 5:05 am |

    frautenizing

  26. Marum | 5:08 am |

    It’z life captain, but it snot az we know it.

  27. Droll not Troll | 5:08 am |

    Brian has gone to meat his maker.

  28. Marum | 5:13 am |

    “Excuse me butcher, do you have sheep’s brains?”

    I’I must have. I’ve spnt 30 years In this f—-n trade!

  29. Yu No Hoo | 5:15 am |

    Poor Brian…

    He’s only got 13.50 to his name.

  30. Marum | 5:17 am |

    @DnT 0455. You should us a spacer, to stop him going in too far. 👿

  31. Droll not Troll | 6:07 am |

    @Pete | 4:44 am: Young Frankenbrian!

  32. Droll not Troll | 6:28 am |

    I suppose they sell kid knees, too.

  33. Pete | 7:21 am |

    And you thought an ice-cold Slurpee was a Brain-Freeze?
    Come to Al-Zahara with me. Have I got a Brain-Freeze for you….

  34. Long Tom | 7:36 am |

    The next episode of “Family Guy”.

  35. Brian | 7:49 am |

    Welp, I just found my new profile pic.

  36. PeeBee | 8:15 am |

    Enough of these head games.

  37. Pete | 9:10 am |

    A Song from the film “The Life of Brain” found on the cutting room floor:

    ♪ ♫
    I pulled into Nazareth, was feelin’ ’bout half brain dead
    I just need to find some place, where I can lay what’s left of my head,
    “Hey, mister, can you tell me where a man might find a brain?”
    He just grinned and shook my hand, “no” was all he ‘splained.

    Take a load off, Brainy,
    Take a load for free.
    Take a load off, Brainy,
    And, (and) (and) you put the load right on me.
    (You put the load right on me.)
    ♪ ♫

  38. Lora | 9:57 am |

    Some surgeons were about to perform the world’s first brain transplant. “It’s going to be costly for the patient’s family” one of them said. “We only have two human brains available that came from two adults, one male and one female. The male brain will cost $10,000 while the female brain will cost $3,000.”
    There was an awkward silence save for some snickering from a few of the male surgeons. Finally one got up the nerve to ask the first surgeon, “Why is the man’s brain worth so much more money?”
    The first surgeon replied, “Because it’s never been used.”
    *LOW-PITCHED BOOING*

  39. Geo | 11:37 am |

    @Yu No Hoo | 5:15 am
    13.50 is the price the hitman charges… don’t ask why the person who hired him requested the brain. (Could be a Johnny Mnemonic scenario, I don’t know…)

  40. Pete | 2:01 pm |

    Correcting my earlier post, editing the lyric:

    ♪ ♫
    Take a load off, Brainy,
    Take a load for free.
    Take a load off, Brainy,
    And, (and) (and) you put your brain right in me.
    (You put your brain right in me.)
    ♪ ♫

    Should’a thought of that earlier…my bad.

  41. UCity | 3:04 pm |

    Hey, if you’re gonna be an organ donor…

  42. Seventy2rd o clock | 12:38 am |

    Prepared by our best Brian Specialists

  43. The Dude | 7:10 am |

    Butchering is not Brian Surgery.

  44. iLock | 9:06 am |

    Brian was Al’s pseudonym.

  45. Mr. Wrong | 8:57 pm |

    Final freeze frame from The Death of Brian.

  46. Darn it, I was looking for a pound of Cedric!

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