Recommended ages: 21+

posted on 19 Aug 2016 in Chinglish, Toys

Defa-Lucy

Photo courtesy of Kelly Schwickrath.
Toy box from China. 

52 captions

  1. Yang Xiao Long | 4:01 am |  Vote: Add rating 11  Subtract rating 1  

    One of the toys in the “Dneisy Princesses” line.

  2. algernon | 4:02 am |  Vote: Add rating 12  Subtract rating 0  

    I guess batteries are included

  3. Huu Yuu | 4:02 am |  Vote: Add rating 10  Subtract rating 0  

    If this is from Wlat Dneisy, then the character is Deaf Lucy

  4. algernon | 4:03 am |  Vote: Add rating 13  Subtract rating 0  

    But not Amber or Chastity though

  5. algernon | 4:04 am |  Vote: Add rating 12  Subtract rating 0  

    Because Defa Lucy can’t hear the screams of delight

  6. Huu Yuu | 4:04 am |  Vote: Add rating 6  Subtract rating 0  

    She is a great “ride” operator at Wlat Dneisy’s theme parks.

  7. DrLex | 4:06 am |  Vote: Add rating 6  Subtract rating 0  

    Be careful not to discharge into buildings.

  8. Huu Yuu | 4:07 am |  Vote: Add rating 6  Subtract rating 0  

    She wants you to unlock her treasure “box”.

  9. Marum | 4:09 am |  Vote: Add rating 14  Subtract rating 0  

    Thanks for the offer my dear.

    That certainly shook the wrinkles out of the old truncheon.

  10. Marum | 4:11 am |  Vote: Add rating 16  Subtract rating 0  

    Is that a purple Dalek behind her?

    Be careful lads. If she is not satisfied the Dalek will exterminate you.

  11. Big Fat Cat | 4:12 am |  Vote: Add rating 5  Subtract rating 0  

    The building behind looks phallic to me.

  12. Seventy2rd o clock | 4:21 am |  Vote: Add rating 2  Subtract rating 0  

    Oh, come on!

  13. Seventy2rd o clock | 4:24 am |  Vote: Add rating 5  Subtract rating 0  

    She’s welcome to come again, haha ha

  14. Pete | 4:26 am |  Vote: Add rating 8  Subtract rating 0  

    Typical Chinese knock-off of a Japanese Sex-Bot.
    I mean knock-up.

  15. Marum | 4:27 am |  Vote: Add rating 10  Subtract rating 0  

    @Huu Yuu 0407. What size “key” does she need?

  16. Pete | 4:28 am |  Vote: Add rating 10  Subtract rating 1  

    So if she’s Defa Lucy, is she muet, too?
    ‘Coz that’s clearly a valuable add-on feature.

  17. Marum | 4:28 am |  Vote: Add rating 14  Subtract rating 0  

    As the prostitute said.: “I have things to see, and people to do.”

  18. Pete | 4:31 am |  Vote: Add rating 12  Subtract rating 0  

    @Marum:

    Standard key capacity designed for kids in East and South Asia.

    Maximum key capacity for kids from countries populated by Europeans and their relatives around the world.

    Key capacity upgrade needed for kids from Africa and their relatives around the world.

  19. Big Fat Cat | 4:37 am |  Vote: Add rating 6  Subtract rating 0  

    Defa is a misspell for Diva.

  20. Yu No Hoo | 4:40 am |  Vote: Add rating 5  Subtract rating 0  

    Way cuter than a sock.

  21. Marum | 4:41 am |  Vote: Add rating 11  Subtract rating 0  

    @Pete My mum’s dad was an Aboriginal man, he was married to a Scots lass, so I have Scots on three sides of my family.

    All three of us kids have the lovely soft brown skin, that is so handy in Qld’s. climate. Both my brother and sister have the brown eyes too. I got the “mad’ Scottish eyes, that change from yellow to green, depending on the light.
    Genetics is strange. My son has my skin colour, but both my daughters are white skinned as my wife is.

    May the road rise to meet you. (Old Scots benediction)

  22. Marum | 4:46 am |  Vote: Add rating 10  Subtract rating 0  

    EDIT: Celtic benediction.

  23. Seventy2rd o clock | 4:49 am |  Vote: Add rating 9  Subtract rating 0  

    CAUTION: May contain small parts, naughty bits and a hearing aid (batteries not included).

  24. Marum | 4:58 am |  Vote: Add rating 13  Subtract rating 0  

    @Pete 0431. Key capacity. Hahahaha,. Found that out when I was a young bloke. I think my Asian lady taught me to be a better lover, rather than just pounding away like a madman. I owe her my eternal thanks. 😉

  25. Droll not Troll | 5:14 am |  Vote: Add rating 2  Subtract rating 0  

    I thought it would be defa dog, and elfa Lucy.

  26. Pete | 5:14 am |  Vote: Add rating 10  Subtract rating 0  

    @Marum,

    Thanks for the explanation, brah;.
    Celtic Blessing back atcha!

    Got an interesting bit of trivia for ya that I thought was related to your Engrish handle.

    There’s an area near me that I’ve known the name of for decades.
    And nothing really jumped out at me about it until one day a couple of weeks back, I passed it and thought “Hmmm…Marum’s Company?”

    The area is called “Marumsco”:

    https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Marumsco,_Virginia

    Apparently it’s an Algonquin Native American word meaning “Island Rock”

  27. jjhitt | 5:21 am |  Vote: Add rating 7  Subtract rating 0  

    Too much pleasure and you get the pregnant Defa Lucy:

    http://df-toy.en.alibaba.com/product/2013421897-218375118/Defa_Lucy_SGS_ISO_High_Quality_PVC_Real_Pregnant_Doll.html

  28. Droll not Troll | 5:23 am |  Vote: Add rating 6  Subtract rating 0  

    Does Lucy have a tighty?

  29. Marum | 5:26 am |  Vote: Add rating 9  Subtract rating 0  

    @Pete. Marum was actually my cat’s name. (Himalayan Persian) It is from The Manus Island language. I rescued him from the bushes where he was left to die. He was obviously someone’s valuable stud male cat. When he got too sick they just dumped him. 😡
    I nursed him back to health and gave him two good years before he got too sick.

    Marum = Naispela (Tokpisin) = beautiful one (Eng approx.)

  30. Pete | 5:44 am |  Vote: Add rating 2  Subtract rating 0  

    Is suppose another Q is:

    Is Lucy a natural blonde…e.g. does the carpet match the drapes?

  31. Marum | 5:52 am |  Vote: Add rating 10  Subtract rating 0  

    @Pete. Looked it up; Coordinates: 38°38′17″N 77°15′32″W

    Danke schön. Du bist sehr guttig.

    Did you know all cats have a name? They see if you can prove your worth as a cat owner, by guessing it, for they will never tell you. As he was a stray I had no idea what he had been called. When I named him Marum, I got it. He answered to the name, and expressed his approval. He loved me, but he loved my smoked Salmon sandwiches even more. He used to fight me for them. Damn cat!.

  32. Seventy2rd o clock | 5:54 am |  Vote: Add rating 2  Subtract rating 0  

    She can’t here laughter but she must be satisfied!

  33. Marum | 6:02 am |  Vote: Add rating 12  Subtract rating 0  

    @jjhitt 0521 . Did you know the “Divorced Barbie Doll” is 3 times the price of a normal barbie Doll.

    Apparently it includes:

    Ken’s House.
    Ken’s Car.
    Ken’s Jet-ski.
    Ken’s Yacht.

  34. Marum | 6:12 am |  Vote: Add rating 10  Subtract rating 0  

    @Pete Forgive me for using the familiar “Du”

    While we have never met. I think we have been introduced by now. (kinda sorta)

  35. Marum | 6:22 am |  Vote: Add rating 9  Subtract rating 0  

    Edit gütig.

  36. Pete | 6:24 am |  Vote: Add rating 11  Subtract rating 0  

    @Marum:

    No worries.
    Not gonna stand on ceremony.
    Ich nicht sprecht deutsch anyhoo.

    I’d have fought ya over the smoked salmon too!
    I luvs me mah lox.

  37. Marum | 6:27 am |  Vote: Add rating 9  Subtract rating 0  

    BTW I meant gracious or kind, not affectionate. 👿

  38. Marum | 6:38 am |  Vote: Add rating 11  Subtract rating 0  

    @DnT 0523 As it is made from plastic, it probably always is.

    Most plastics, when heated, try to return to their normal size and shape. There! That is something a Girlie Doll can do, that no normal female can….Leastways, not without plastic surgery. 😆

  39. Marum | 7:05 am |  Vote: Add rating 13  Subtract rating 0  

    So. There. ne has the philosophical question. Is a female who has been restored by plastic surgery, different from a plastic girlie doll? Seeing that they are both artificial.

  40. Marum | 7:06 am |  Vote: Add rating 1  Subtract rating 0  

    EDIT ne= One

  41. Chris | 7:10 am |  Vote: Add rating 7  Subtract rating 0  

    Defa Lucy-is she any relation to Defa Kate?

  42. Big Fat Cat | 7:47 am |  Vote: Add rating 6  Subtract rating 0  

    Lucy In The Sky Wants Diamonds.

  43. Marum | 8:01 am |  Vote: Add rating 14  Subtract rating 1  

    Why not!

    Men grow cold
    As girls grow old,
    And we all lose our charms in the end.

    But square-cut or pear-shaped,
    These rocks don’t loose their shape.
    Diamonds are a girl’s best friend.

  44. Geo | 8:49 am |  Vote: Add rating 4  Subtract rating 0  

    Here are caption! Caption are full of laughter and pleasure!

  45. Marum | 3:35 am |  Vote: Add rating 10  Subtract rating 0  

    Why did you vote down MM’s song – Diamonds are a Girls Best Friend.

    I didn’t write it. Julie Styne and Leo Robin wrote it for the movie, Gentlemen prefer Blondes. Sung by Carol Channing in the original Broadway production in 1949

    MM made it famous..

  46. Marum | 5:47 am |  Vote: Add rating 11  Subtract rating 0  

    I like the lines:

    Bent back or bent knees,
    You’ll stand straight at Tiffanys..

    The way MM pauses before – Tiffanys – and the way she pronounces it, is priceless. The song could have been written for her.

    EDIT: Famous = should b supersuper famous.

  47. Chris | 6:38 am |  Vote: Add rating 9  Subtract rating 0  

    @ Marum, 3:35 am: Sometimes the downvotes are just a glitch.

  48. Lora | 1:55 pm |  Vote: Add rating 1  Subtract rating 0  

    I like how she’s even holding her hand to her ear “WHAT? I CAN’TA HEAR YOU, I’M DEFA!”

  49. Lora | 2:08 pm |  Vote: Add rating 9  Subtract rating 0  

    Her sister, Defa Kate, was a much crappier doll.

  50. EffEff | 1:28 am |  Vote: Add rating 5  Subtract rating 0  

    @marum 4:11 Lucy in the Sky with Daleks

  51. EffEff | 1:29 am |  Vote: Add rating 5  Subtract rating 0  

    Dneisy Princess vs. Emperor Dalek

  52. Jim | 9:44 am |  Vote: Add rating 0  Subtract rating 0  

    Correct name spelling is “Loosey”

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