Recommended ages: 21+

posted on 19 Aug 2016 in Chinglish, Toys


Photo courtesy of Kelly Schwickrath.
Toy box from China. 

52 captions

  1. Yang Xiao Long | 4:01 am |

    One of the toys in the “Dneisy Princesses” line.

  2. algernon | 4:02 am |

    I guess batteries are included

  3. Huu Yuu | 4:02 am |

    If this is from Wlat Dneisy, then the character is Deaf Lucy

  4. algernon | 4:03 am |

    But not Amber or Chastity though

  5. algernon | 4:04 am |

    Because Defa Lucy can’t hear the screams of delight

  6. Huu Yuu | 4:04 am |

    She is a great “ride” operator at Wlat Dneisy’s theme parks.

  7. DrLex | 4:06 am |

    Be careful not to discharge into buildings.

  8. Huu Yuu | 4:07 am |

    She wants you to unlock her treasure “box”.

  9. Marum | 4:09 am |

    Thanks for the offer my dear.

    That certainly shook the wrinkles out of the old truncheon.

  10. Marum | 4:11 am |

    Is that a purple Dalek behind her?

    Be careful lads. If she is not satisfied the Dalek will exterminate you.

  11. Big Fat Cat | 4:12 am |

    The building behind looks phallic to me.

  12. Seventy2rd o clock | 4:21 am |

    Oh, come on!

  13. Seventy2rd o clock | 4:24 am |

    She’s welcome to come again, haha ha

  14. Pete | 4:26 am |

    Typical Chinese knock-off of a Japanese Sex-Bot.
    I mean knock-up.

  15. Marum | 4:27 am |

    @Huu Yuu 0407. What size “key” does she need?

  16. Pete | 4:28 am |

    So if she’s Defa Lucy, is she muet, too?
    ‘Coz that’s clearly a valuable add-on feature.

  17. Marum | 4:28 am |

    As the prostitute said.: “I have things to see, and people to do.”

  18. Pete | 4:31 am |


    Standard key capacity designed for kids in East and South Asia.

    Maximum key capacity for kids from countries populated by Europeans and their relatives around the world.

    Key capacity upgrade needed for kids from Africa and their relatives around the world.

  19. Big Fat Cat | 4:37 am |

    Defa is a misspell for Diva.

  20. Yu No Hoo | 4:40 am |

    Way cuter than a sock.

  21. Marum | 4:41 am |

    @Pete My mum’s dad was an Aboriginal man, he was married to a Scots lass, so I have Scots on three sides of my family.

    All three of us kids have the lovely soft brown skin, that is so handy in Qld’s. climate. Both my brother and sister have the brown eyes too. I got the “mad’ Scottish eyes, that change from yellow to green, depending on the light.
    Genetics is strange. My son has my skin colour, but both my daughters are white skinned as my wife is.

    May the road rise to meet you. (Old Scots benediction)

  22. Marum | 4:46 am |

    EDIT: Celtic benediction.

  23. Seventy2rd o clock | 4:49 am |

    CAUTION: May contain small parts, naughty bits and a hearing aid (batteries not included).

  24. Marum | 4:58 am |

    @Pete 0431. Key capacity. Hahahaha,. Found that out when I was a young bloke. I think my Asian lady taught me to be a better lover, rather than just pounding away like a madman. I owe her my eternal thanks. 😉

  25. Droll not Troll | 5:14 am |

    I thought it would be defa dog, and elfa Lucy.

  26. Pete | 5:14 am |


    Thanks for the explanation, brah;.
    Celtic Blessing back atcha!

    Got an interesting bit of trivia for ya that I thought was related to your Engrish handle.

    There’s an area near me that I’ve known the name of for decades.
    And nothing really jumped out at me about it until one day a couple of weeks back, I passed it and thought “Hmmm…Marum’s Company?”

    The area is called “Marumsco”:,_Virginia

    Apparently it’s an Algonquin Native American word meaning “Island Rock”

  27. Droll not Troll | 5:23 am |

    Does Lucy have a tighty?

  28. Marum | 5:26 am |

    @Pete. Marum was actually my cat’s name. (Himalayan Persian) It is from The Manus Island language. I rescued him from the bushes where he was left to die. He was obviously someone’s valuable stud male cat. When he got too sick they just dumped him. 😡
    I nursed him back to health and gave him two good years before he got too sick.

    Marum = Naispela (Tokpisin) = beautiful one (Eng approx.)

  29. Pete | 5:44 am |

    Is suppose another Q is:

    Is Lucy a natural blonde…e.g. does the carpet match the drapes?

  30. Marum | 5:52 am |

    @Pete. Looked it up; Coordinates: 38°38′17″N 77°15′32″W

    Danke schön. Du bist sehr guttig.

    Did you know all cats have a name? They see if you can prove your worth as a cat owner, by guessing it, for they will never tell you. As he was a stray I had no idea what he had been called. When I named him Marum, I got it. He answered to the name, and expressed his approval. He loved me, but he loved my smoked Salmon sandwiches even more. He used to fight me for them. Damn cat!.

  31. Seventy2rd o clock | 5:54 am |

    She can’t here laughter but she must be satisfied!

  32. Marum | 6:02 am |

    @jjhitt 0521 . Did you know the “Divorced Barbie Doll” is 3 times the price of a normal barbie Doll.

    Apparently it includes:

    Ken’s House.
    Ken’s Car.
    Ken’s Jet-ski.
    Ken’s Yacht.

  33. Marum | 6:12 am |

    @Pete Forgive me for using the familiar “Du”

    While we have never met. I think we have been introduced by now. (kinda sorta)

  34. Marum | 6:22 am |

    Edit gütig.

  35. Pete | 6:24 am |


    No worries.
    Not gonna stand on ceremony.
    Ich nicht sprecht deutsch anyhoo.

    I’d have fought ya over the smoked salmon too!
    I luvs me mah lox.

  36. Marum | 6:27 am |

    BTW I meant gracious or kind, not affectionate. 👿

  37. Marum | 6:38 am |

    @DnT 0523 As it is made from plastic, it probably always is.

    Most plastics, when heated, try to return to their normal size and shape. There! That is something a Girlie Doll can do, that no normal female can….Leastways, not without plastic surgery. 😆

  38. Marum | 7:05 am |

    So. There. ne has the philosophical question. Is a female who has been restored by plastic surgery, different from a plastic girlie doll? Seeing that they are both artificial.

  39. Marum | 7:06 am |

    EDIT ne= One

  40. Chris | 7:10 am |

    Defa Lucy-is she any relation to Defa Kate?

  41. Big Fat Cat | 7:47 am |

    Lucy In The Sky Wants Diamonds.

  42. Marum | 8:01 am |

    Why not!

    Men grow cold
    As girls grow old,
    And we all lose our charms in the end.

    But square-cut or pear-shaped,
    These rocks don’t loose their shape.
    Diamonds are a girl’s best friend.

  43. Geo | 8:49 am |

    Here are caption! Caption are full of laughter and pleasure!

  44. Marum | 3:35 am |

    Why did you vote down MM’s song – Diamonds are a Girls Best Friend.

    I didn’t write it. Julie Styne and Leo Robin wrote it for the movie, Gentlemen prefer Blondes. Sung by Carol Channing in the original Broadway production in 1949

    MM made it famous..

  45. Marum | 5:47 am |

    I like the lines:

    Bent back or bent knees,
    You’ll stand straight at Tiffanys..

    The way MM pauses before – Tiffanys – and the way she pronounces it, is priceless. The song could have been written for her.

    EDIT: Famous = should b supersuper famous.

  46. Chris | 6:38 am |

    @ Marum, 3:35 am: Sometimes the downvotes are just a glitch.

  47. Lora | 1:55 pm |

    I like how she’s even holding her hand to her ear “WHAT? I CAN’TA HEAR YOU, I’M DEFA!”

  48. Lora | 2:08 pm |

    Her sister, Defa Kate, was a much crappier doll.

  49. EffEff | 1:28 am |

    @marum 4:11 Lucy in the Sky with Daleks

  50. EffEff | 1:29 am |

    Dneisy Princess vs. Emperor Dalek

  51. Jim | 9:44 am |

    Correct name spelling is “Loosey”

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