We crapped so long for him…

posted on 17 Aug 2016 in Engrish from Other Countries, Media


I was on edge of my seat crapping!

Photo courtesy of J.W.
Singing variety show from Korea.

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  1. Huu Yuu | 4:01 am |

    He looks like he has taken a good crap lately.

  2. Huu Yuu | 4:03 am |

    *controlled excretion*

    My dogs are in control.

  3. Marum | 4:03 am |

    If it like most pop music, the lyrics were already crap.

  4. DrLex | 4:04 am |

    I’m sorry but this music sounds like sh*t.

  5. algernon | 4:04 am |

    Just be careful what you put in your mouth

  6. DrLex | 4:04 am |

    Discharge on my command!

  7. algernon | 4:05 am |

    Wel I’m happy happy happy

  8. Pete | 4:05 am |

    Introducing new Olympic sport, inspired by K-Pop:
    Synchronized Crapping

  9. Running Comment | 4:06 am |

    @ Marum 4.03: I guess it’s poop music, then ?

  10. Pete | 4:06 am |

    Entertainment at No. 2 Restaurant.

  11. Seventy2rd o clock | 4:08 am |

    Band’s name is ‘Excretions Control’ and their most popular song is ‘Coop Rations’

  12. Seventy2rd o clock | 4:09 am |

    Everyone’s Number Two band

  13. PeeBee | 4:10 am |

    I’ve never been into K-Poop.

  14. coffeebot | 4:10 am |

    Crapping coopration

  15. Seventy2rd o clock | 4:12 am |

    Their promo T-shirt is extremely popular here on Engrish website

  16. Marum | 4:13 am |

    eg. We all live in a yellow submarine – repeat ad nauseam, and ad infinitum.
    However, the music was great. I have heard “das lied” performed with a full orchestra, and it stood up well. Whoever wrote the music was V/good. But I would gleefully strangle the lyricist.

  17. Huu Yuu | 4:14 am |

    This al”bum” has rated itself.

  18. Marum | 4:17 am |

    They are not in Korea, thy are suffering from a Chorea.

  19. Pete | 4:20 am |


    Evenin’, mate.
    Wrote you a true story ’bout Dinky-Di Aussie vs. ‘Murican English in comments section in 7/15 post.

    I think you’ll get a grin out of it.

    Just to let ya know.

  20. Big Fat Cat | 4:23 am |

    It’s difficult for crabs to crap their claws.

  21. jjhitt | 4:33 am |

    I’m all clapped out.

  22. Marum | 4:36 am |

    @Pete. Read it. The US and Oz are two countries separated by a common language.

    eg. An Aust. Tennis Pro gets a job in the southern states of America. When he arrives his employer says. “We are having a comp. this afternoon, would you like to officiate.
    Aussie. ‘Why not. OK.’

    So ten minutes before the game starts, he announces. ‘ Ladies and Gentlemen! You have ten minutes for knocking up.” (Warming up in our parlance)

  23. Marum | 4:42 am |



    A young bloke trying to be both poetic and romantic, says to his lady: “Your lips are like the pharaohs pedals.”

    I will leave you to ponder on that one. If you need an ubersetzen, just ask. 😀

  24. Marum | 4:46 am |

    @Huu Yuu 0414. Benny hill: “Roy Orbison’s musical bum.”

    (Roy Orbison’s music album)

  25. Droll not Troll | 4:49 am |

    I really don’t want to be there when the sh!t hits the fans.

  26. Marum | 4:50 am |

    EDIT übersetzung.

  27. Droll not Troll | 4:51 am |

    He’s singing a number from his turd album.

  28. Pete | 4:53 am |


    “Warming up…hehehe….”


  29. Pete | 4:59 am |


    OK, Attempted translation:

    “Your lips are like (the) fair rose petals”?

  30. Pete | 5:02 am |


    How ’bout that beloved song by U2: “Wither With Air Chew”?
    ; – )

  31. Droll not Troll | 5:17 am |

    Pop fans can be so fecal in their loyalties.

  32. Pete | 5:23 am |

    This post serves as inspiration for the occasionally heard phrase:
    “We’re in DEEP KIM CHI…”

  33. Marum | 5:35 am |

    @Pete. There was a similar song by Affbeck Lauder. “With or without you”

    Hint: Say “Afferbeck Lauder” very quickly, And run the words together.

  34. Yu No Hoo | 5:40 am |

    He must be singing scat.

  35. Pete | 5:40 am |


    Yeah I actually knew about that one:
    Alphabetical Order

  36. Marum | 5:40 am |

    @Pete you got it correct. Most Aussies don’t get “strine”. I can hear the Aust. accent, and adopt it at will, or not. Most Aussies can’t hear it at all.

    Perhaps my skills in other languages has altered my perceptions somewhat. 😆

  37. Yu No Hoo | 5:44 am |

    Here I sit broken hearted,
    Paid admission and only farted.

  38. Marum | 5:47 am |

    It must be that. Despite the fact that I am 5th generation Aust. (Dad’side) and thousands of years (Mum’s side) I am often asked if I am Australian. Oi mus speak diffrunt.

  39. Marum | 5:54 am |

    I will conclude with Mark Anthony’s Aust. oration:

    Friens Romans cuntarymin,
    Lenmi ya rears.

  40. Marum | 5:59 am |

    To sorta get back on topic. sic (crap – rears)

  41. Yu No Hoo | 6:11 am |

    Now sing along!

    ♩♬♪♫ Doo doo doo doo doo ♪♫♬♩

  42. Frank Burns | 6:12 am |

    “Throw your crap in the air,
    poop poop like you just don’t care!”

  43. Pete | 6:15 am |

    @Marum: Yer mum’s Aboriginal?

    @Yu No Hoo:

    I once saw scrawled
    on a bathroom stall:

    “Here I sit, a$$ a flexin’
    Giving birth to another Texan”.

    I assumed the author must have been from Oklahoma, Louisiana, New Mexico, Colorado, or California.

    Apologies to all Texans out there.
    Personally, I happen to LIKE Texas…

  44. Yu No Hoo | 6:20 am |

    You’re only a success if you have a song on the sharts.

  45. Yu No Hoo | 6:29 am |


    I like Texas — it’s the home of Nasty Dogs and Funky Kings.

  46. Droll not Troll | 6:47 am |

    His fans all tell him “Man ure the greatest!

  47. Pete | 6:53 am |

    @Yu No Hoo:

    It’s also the home of Pappadeaux Seafood Kitchen.
    Man, I wish they had one o’ them here where I live…

    Best dang Etoufee anywhere.

  48. Lora | 9:30 am |

    Aw, who gives a clap anyways?

  49. Salome | 4:15 pm |

    Shouldn’t that be ‘Crap your pants?’

  50. Rt | 5:47 pm |

    I’ll take anal bum covers for 500, alex

  51. Long Tom | 6:33 pm |

    That joke finally happened for real!

  52. Geo | 8:39 am |

    There have been a lot of feces-related Engrish posts recently. Honestly, it’s not even funny anymore. But, good thing I’m here, at the bottom, so I don’t spoil it for everyone else and become a party POOPER.

  53. Bite the wax tadpole | 9:43 am |

    That wasn’t excitement they were bursting with..

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