You’re on MY happy time, now.

posted on 15 Aug 2016 in Chinglish, Instructions

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Photo courtesy of Roger Steed.
Digital picture frame instructions from China.

44 captions

  1. Huu Yuu | 4:02 am |

    Don’t need a computer to view porn? Happy time indeed! I want this device!

  2. Huu Yuu | 4:04 am |

    Don’t understand Direction for Use? The remote control key explains it to you.

  3. algernon | 4:05 am |

    Must be a new Olympic sport pront hurdling

  4. algernon | 4:06 am |

    Twinkling fascination

  5. Huu Yuu | 4:09 am |

    algernon: perhaps it is ‘pr0nt” 😀

  6. Yu No Hoo | 4:11 am |

    Display your bits at happy time.

  7. Seventy2rd o clock | 4:21 am |

    This is my Number One device.
    Number Two is that restaurant.

  8. Seventy2rd o clock | 4:22 am |

    This explains everything

  9. Seventy2rd o clock | 4:24 am |

    The rest is crystal clear, but I can’t figure out (6), (11) and (15) somehow.

  10. Big Fat Cat | 4:37 am |

    It also supports S &M format

  11. Peter | 4:42 am |

    Nobody reads the instructions anyway…why spend good money on a translator?

  12. Droll not Troll | 4:45 am |

    The time switch machine will send you back to the years when you had a fascinating appearance.

  13. Droll not Troll | 4:48 am |

    Supporting everything, including your hernia.

  14. Marum | 4:56 am |

    So. This device will give me better and longer lasting elections?

  15. Marum | 5:01 am |

    If it uses up even one microsecond of my “happy time”, I will shove its rotten electronic guts in the blender.

  16. Marum | 5:04 am |

    It has many megabytes. My lady thought megabytes were, millions of tiny bites. 😉

  17. Marum | 5:06 am |

    FYI. I did my best to prove her correct. 😀

  18. Droll not Troll | 5:09 am |

    I’m glad we don’t need a hurdle. It’s really annoying when the picture keeps jumping.

  19. Yu No Hoo | 5:12 am |

    Need not to hurdle to sprint.

  20. jjhitt | 5:17 am |

    Time-Switch Machine — the past, the future, happy-time, all in a twinkling.

  21. Seventy2rd o clock | 5:52 am |

    Caption is made at any time!

  22. Droll not Troll | 6:33 am |

    Hey, remote control key – how do magnets work?

  23. Pete | 6:54 am |

    Which one is the button for the female orgasmatron?

  24. Classic Steve | 7:45 am |

    I love how the time travel feature is mentioned as an afterthought.

  25. Pete | 8:37 am |

    This makes me re-appear in fascinating appearance?
    Well…that certainly WOULD make for more Happy Time!

  26. Pete | 8:38 am |

    Settle a space in a twinkling….hmm.
    So…would that be closer to homesteading or just plain “squatting” on someone else’s property?

  27. Pete | 8:48 am |

    Looks like we finally found The Wayback Machine.
    And fortunately neither Mr. Peabody nor Sherman are anywhere in sight!

  28. Pete | 8:50 am |

    The last time I hurdled over ANYTHING to fetch a print-out was at least 25 years ago!

  29. Marum | 9:10 am |

    This will make your handsome prints a reality.

  30. jjhitt | 9:55 am |

    ♫ Let’s do the Time-Switch again… ♫

  31. EffEff | 12:52 pm |

    How did Time Lord technology get into a Chinese product?

  32. Big Fat Cat | 12:58 pm |

    @EffEff 12:52pm When Dr Who becomes Dr Hu.

  33. Droll not Troll | 6:08 pm |

    In space, no one can hear you t(w)inkling.

  34. @ Marum 4:56 am: A shorter-lasting election would be better, considering the current candidates.

  35. Pete | 5:09 am |

    Hey Genius,

    Marum’s an Aussie.
    I doubt he gives a rat’s a$$ about our candidates.
    But I’d wager he totally supports the idea of longer-lasting elections!
    😉

  36. Marum | 6:57 am |

    BTW Actually; Sounds like “elections”.

  37. Marum | 7:19 am |

    Guys. From this distance, it would be presumptuous in the extreme, for me to recommend a candidate. Unlike our interfering, self righteous, sanctimonious, nongs, we call our press. Until we fix our own system, who are we to advise, carp, criticize, or cast nasturtiums. 😀

  38. Marum | 7:20 am |

    Although US politics sounds like fun.

  39. Marum | 7:25 am |

    Our political system, is like, standing under a freezing cold shower, tearing up $100,000.00 notes, while being beaten around the nuts with an electrified Squash-racket.

  40. Pete | 8:08 am |

    Now THAT sounds like fun!

    Appreciation for you not commenting.
    I would never presume to say anything about another country’s politics.
    As for me…all I can think is “Are these two the best we can come up with?”

    I think the political system here is irreparably broken.
    But that’s enuf downer talk for this happy website.

  41. Pete | 8:27 am |

    @Marum:

    Gotta true story for ya, mate.

    Spring 1991, Hon-Atsugi Station, Odakyu Line, Kanagawa, Japan.

    At night and weekends I used to teach English on top of my day-job when I was living & working in Japan.

    One of my fellow teachers was an affable bloke from the Melbourne area.

    One night after our classes had wrapped up, we were at the station waiting for our respective trains home. So we shot the breeze to pass the time. He tried to teach me the differences between “ocker” and “strine” but it never quite sunk. I still can’t tell the diff. But he seemed to enjoy my imitation of various regional American accents.

    I can’t even remember what it was we were talking about but at one point he looked at me and said “Good on ya!”.

    I’d never heard this phrase before and I silently thought “Huh? Good ON me?” before looking at him and replying “What? My Shirt? What does that mean?”

    He answered “It means “Good for You!” “.

    Understanding dawned and I replied.
    “Ohhhhh…you mean “Way to Go!” “.

    This time he’s the one looking confused and after a moment he looks at me and says “Way to go WHERE?”

    Thought you might enjoy that.

  42. EffEff | 10:50 pm |

    If your election lasts more than 8 hours, see your doctor. (and I don’t mean Who this time)

  43. Burn | 8:56 pm |

    Supporting hot (butt) plug for happy times

  44. Geo | 8:26 am |

    Hopefully, when the remote control key explains, the explanation will be slightly more clear (and in English!)

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