You’re on MY happy time, now.

posted on 15 Aug 2016 in Chinglish, Instructions

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Photo courtesy of Roger Steed.
Digital picture frame instructions from China.

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  1. Huu Yuu | 4:02 am |  Vote: Add rating 6  Subtract rating 0  

    Don’t need a computer to view porn? Happy time indeed! I want this device!

  2. Huu Yuu | 4:04 am |  Vote: Add rating 4  Subtract rating 0  

    Don’t understand Direction for Use? The remote control key explains it to you.

  3. algernon | 4:05 am |  Vote: Add rating 11  Subtract rating 0  

    Must be a new Olympic sport pront hurdling

  4. algernon | 4:06 am |  Vote: Add rating 10  Subtract rating 0  

    Twinkling fascination

  5. Huu Yuu | 4:09 am |  Vote: Add rating 4  Subtract rating 0  

    algernon: perhaps it is ‘pr0nt” 😀

  6. Yu No Hoo | 4:11 am |  Vote: Add rating 7  Subtract rating 0  

    Display your bits at happy time.

  7. Seventy2rd o clock | 4:21 am |  Vote: Add rating 5  Subtract rating 0  

    This is my Number One device.
    Number Two is that restaurant.

  8. Seventy2rd o clock | 4:22 am |  Vote: Add rating 4  Subtract rating 0  

    This explains everything

  9. Seventy2rd o clock | 4:24 am |  Vote: Add rating 1  Subtract rating 0  

    The rest is crystal clear, but I can’t figure out (6), (11) and (15) somehow.

  10. Big Fat Cat | 4:37 am |  Vote: Add rating 6  Subtract rating 0  

    It also supports S &M format

  11. Peter | 4:42 am |  Vote: Add rating 11  Subtract rating 0  

    Nobody reads the instructions anyway…why spend good money on a translator?

  12. Droll not Troll | 4:45 am |  Vote: Add rating 8  Subtract rating 0  

    The time switch machine will send you back to the years when you had a fascinating appearance.

  13. Droll not Troll | 4:48 am |  Vote: Add rating 3  Subtract rating 0  

    Supporting everything, including your hernia.

  14. Marum | 4:56 am |  Vote: Add rating 13  Subtract rating 0  

    So. This device will give me better and longer lasting elections?

  15. Marum | 5:01 am |  Vote: Add rating 12  Subtract rating 0  

    If it uses up even one microsecond of my “happy time”, I will shove its rotten electronic guts in the blender.

  16. Marum | 5:04 am |  Vote: Add rating 15  Subtract rating 1  

    It has many megabytes. My lady thought megabytes were, millions of tiny bites. 😉

  17. Marum | 5:06 am |  Vote: Add rating 14  Subtract rating 0  

    FYI. I did my best to prove her correct. 😀

  18. Droll not Troll | 5:09 am |  Vote: Add rating 3  Subtract rating 0  

    I’m glad we don’t need a hurdle. It’s really annoying when the picture keeps jumping.

  19. Yu No Hoo | 5:12 am |  Vote: Add rating 0  Subtract rating 0  

    Need not to hurdle to sprint.

  20. jjhitt | 5:17 am |  Vote: Add rating 4  Subtract rating 0  

    Time-Switch Machine — the past, the future, happy-time, all in a twinkling.

  21. Seventy2rd o clock | 5:52 am |  Vote: Add rating 1  Subtract rating 0  

    Caption is made at any time!

  22. Droll not Troll | 6:33 am |  Vote: Add rating 2  Subtract rating 0  

    Hey, remote control key – how do magnets work?

  23. Pete | 6:54 am |  Vote: Add rating 3  Subtract rating 0  

    Which one is the button for the female orgasmatron?

  24. Classic Steve | 7:45 am |  Vote: Add rating 5  Subtract rating 0  

    I love how the time travel feature is mentioned as an afterthought.

  25. Pete | 8:37 am |  Vote: Add rating 4  Subtract rating 0  

    This makes me re-appear in fascinating appearance?
    Well…that certainly WOULD make for more Happy Time!

  26. Pete | 8:38 am |  Vote: Add rating 4  Subtract rating 0  

    Settle a space in a twinkling….hmm.
    So…would that be closer to homesteading or just plain “squatting” on someone else’s property?

  27. Pete | 8:48 am |  Vote: Add rating 4  Subtract rating 0  

    Looks like we finally found The Wayback Machine.
    And fortunately neither Mr. Peabody nor Sherman are anywhere in sight!

  28. Pete | 8:50 am |  Vote: Add rating 3  Subtract rating 0  

    The last time I hurdled over ANYTHING to fetch a print-out was at least 25 years ago!

  29. Marum | 9:10 am |  Vote: Add rating 12  Subtract rating 0  

    This will make your handsome prints a reality.

  30. jjhitt | 9:55 am |  Vote: Add rating 4  Subtract rating 0  

    ♫ Let’s do the Time-Switch again… ♫

  31. EffEff | 12:52 pm |  Vote: Add rating 6  Subtract rating 0  

    How did Time Lord technology get into a Chinese product?

  32. Big Fat Cat | 12:58 pm |  Vote: Add rating 6  Subtract rating 0  

    @EffEff 12:52pm When Dr Who becomes Dr Hu.

  33. Droll not Troll | 6:08 pm |  Vote: Add rating 4  Subtract rating 0  

    In space, no one can hear you t(w)inkling.

  34. Wile E. Coyote Super Genius | 11:07 pm |  Vote: Add rating 9  Subtract rating 0  

    @ Marum 4:56 am: A shorter-lasting election would be better, considering the current candidates.

  35. Pete | 5:09 am |  Vote: Add rating 10  Subtract rating 0  

    Hey Genius,

    Marum’s an Aussie.
    I doubt he gives a rat’s a$$ about our candidates.
    But I’d wager he totally supports the idea of longer-lasting elections!
    😉

  36. Marum | 6:57 am |  Vote: Add rating 9  Subtract rating 0  

    BTW Actually; Sounds like “elections”.

  37. Marum | 7:19 am |  Vote: Add rating 11  Subtract rating 0  

    Guys. From this distance, it would be presumptuous in the extreme, for me to recommend a candidate. Unlike our interfering, self righteous, sanctimonious, nongs, we call our press. Until we fix our own system, who are we to advise, carp, criticize, or cast nasturtiums. 😀

  38. Marum | 7:20 am |  Vote: Add rating 11  Subtract rating 0  

    Although US politics sounds like fun.

  39. Marum | 7:25 am |  Vote: Add rating 10  Subtract rating 0  

    Our political system, is like, standing under a freezing cold shower, tearing up $100,000.00 notes, while being beaten around the nuts with an electrified Squash-racket.

  40. Pete | 8:08 am |  Vote: Add rating 7  Subtract rating 0  

    Now THAT sounds like fun!

    Appreciation for you not commenting.
    I would never presume to say anything about another country’s politics.
    As for me…all I can think is “Are these two the best we can come up with?”

    I think the political system here is irreparably broken.
    But that’s enuf downer talk for this happy website.

  41. Pete | 8:27 am |  Vote: Add rating 6  Subtract rating 0  

    @Marum:

    Gotta true story for ya, mate.

    Spring 1991, Hon-Atsugi Station, Odakyu Line, Kanagawa, Japan.

    At night and weekends I used to teach English on top of my day-job when I was living & working in Japan.

    One of my fellow teachers was an affable bloke from the Melbourne area.

    One night after our classes had wrapped up, we were at the station waiting for our respective trains home. So we shot the breeze to pass the time. He tried to teach me the differences between “ocker” and “strine” but it never quite sunk. I still can’t tell the diff. But he seemed to enjoy my imitation of various regional American accents.

    I can’t even remember what it was we were talking about but at one point he looked at me and said “Good on ya!”.

    I’d never heard this phrase before and I silently thought “Huh? Good ON me?” before looking at him and replying “What? My Shirt? What does that mean?”

    He answered “It means “Good for You!” “.

    Understanding dawned and I replied.
    “Ohhhhh…you mean “Way to Go!” “.

    This time he’s the one looking confused and after a moment he looks at me and says “Way to go WHERE?”

    Thought you might enjoy that.

  42. EffEff | 10:50 pm |  Vote: Add rating 1  Subtract rating 0  

    If your election lasts more than 8 hours, see your doctor. (and I don’t mean Who this time)

  43. Burn | 8:56 pm |  Vote: Add rating 1  Subtract rating 0  

    Supporting hot (butt) plug for happy times

  44. Geo | 8:26 am |  Vote: Add rating 1  Subtract rating 0  

    Hopefully, when the remote control key explains, the explanation will be slightly more clear (and in English!)

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