Appy foppery together

posted on 30 Sep 2016 in Chinglish, Toys

all-very-appy

Photo courtesy of Jonathan Edrosolan.
Found on a toy doll box imported from China.

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  1. algernon | 4:01 am |  Vote: Add rating 11  Subtract rating 0  

    Viagra might help

  2. algernon | 4:03 am |  Vote: Add rating 7  Subtract rating 0  

    I guess they keep it all in the family

  3. Seventy2rd o clock | 4:03 am |  Vote: Add rating 5  Subtract rating 0  

    WhatsAppy?

  4. Droll not Troll | 4:05 am |  Vote: Add rating 5  Subtract rating 0  

    There’s an appy for that.

  5. Droll not Troll | 4:06 am |  Vote: Add rating 4  Subtract rating 0  

    Come to foppery? Well, that’s just dandy!

  6. Marum | 4:19 am |  Vote: Add rating 16  Subtract rating 0  

    “Yes.” she said: “You can play with me together. I’m enough to go around.”

  7. Seventy2rd o clock | 4:19 am |  Vote: Add rating 5  Subtract rating 0  

    The Chinese must all very appy!

  8. Marum | 4:22 am |  Vote: Add rating 16  Subtract rating 0  

    Oh. I thought the Japanese, had the Girlie Doll market wrapped up.

  9. Marum | 4:23 am |  Vote: Add rating 19  Subtract rating 0  

    This figures. One does not get 1.4 billion Chinese by occident. 😉

  10. Marum | 4:28 am |  Vote: Add rating 15  Subtract rating 1  

    Q. What is the difference between a Japanese woman and a Chinese woman?

    A. A Japanese woman lowers her Kimono and says. “Nipponese!”
    A Chinese woman raises her Cheongsam and says. “Chu Manchu!”

  11. Seventy2rd o clock | 4:33 am |  Vote: Add rating 7  Subtract rating 0  

    The Foppery Doll:

    – Close friend of Kellary and Bellary
    – Maid in China, by Appy ‘R’ US (the company who made a Miss Steak)

  12. Yu No Hoo | 4:44 am |  Vote: Add rating 5  Subtract rating 0  

    It’s like a Cockney version of Engrish.

  13. pasdrole | 4:44 am |  Vote: Add rating 7  Subtract rating 1  

    giggity giggity..

  14. jjhitt | 4:53 am |  Vote: Add rating 9  Subtract rating 0  

    I can’t fop to this.

  15. Droll not Troll | 4:58 am |  Vote: Add rating 1  Subtract rating 0  

    Mmmm! Adornmment!

  16. Marum | 5:33 am |  Vote: Add rating 13  Subtract rating 0  

    I happy you – long time.

  17. Droll not Troll | 6:06 am |  Vote: Add rating 5  Subtract rating 0  

    If you come to fappery quickly, the result should be a appy ending.

  18. Big Fat Cat | 6:15 am |  Vote: Add rating 2  Subtract rating 0  

    Crappy because it’s all too quick play. Need slow play.

  19. Seventy2rd o clock | 6:28 am |  Vote: Add rating 5  Subtract rating 0  

    Do you also crap your hands when you’re all very appy?

  20. coffeebot | 6:48 am |  Vote: Add rating 2  Subtract rating 0  

    One does not simply quick play with me together.

  21. Pete | 7:26 am |  Vote: Add rating 14  Subtract rating 0  

    Appery Fappery Fock,
    My snake ran up her smock…

  22. Lora | 8:15 am |  Vote: Add rating 4  Subtract rating 0  

    “‘Appy, appy! Oy oy!”
    The Cockney version of Ren and Stimpy.

  23. SF | 8:17 am |  Vote: Add rating 0  Subtract rating 0  

    If you are happy, the beautiful adornment is definitely not in your pocket.

  24. Classic Steve | 9:30 am |  Vote: Add rating 0  Subtract rating 0  

    I much prefer that to playing with me in pieces.

  25. Marum | 10:32 am |  Vote: Add rating 15  Subtract rating 0  

    These two neighbours discover that their respective spouses are having an affair.
    So they decide to get some revenge. Then they have some more revenge. This goes on for several hours.
    Then they pause for a shower and a cup of tea.

    She: “Shall we have some more revenge?”

    He: “Well, actually, I don’t have any hard feelings left.”

  26. Peter | 2:35 pm |  Vote: Add rating 0  Subtract rating 0  

    It makes people appy when the H is hushed.

  27. John | 5:59 pm |  Vote: Add rating 0  Subtract rating 0  

    Some ppl get fappery when they’re appy… I mean foppery.

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