Are we read?

posted on 8 Sep 2016 in Chinglish, Signs

read-to-eat

Make sure you get the COOKING noodles.
Remember what happened last time?

Photo courtesy of Francesco Nati.
Found in Taiwan.

44 captions

  1. Huu Yuu | 4:01 am |

    These items are Read to Eat. Don’t ask Y

  2. algernon | 4:02 am |

    Not another cooking show

  3. Marum | 4:02 am |

    I can see why you need to read which on thy are, first

  4. Marum | 4:02 am |

    I can see why you need to read which one they are, first

  5. algernon | 4:03 am |

    Noodles and pet food mmm…

  6. Huu Yuu | 4:03 am |

    Read To Eat does not sound like something a library would sponsor.

  7. Seventy2rd o clock | 4:05 am |

    Read to eat a book in the mouth?

  8. Huu Yuu | 4:07 am |

    I like to get the reading noodles to eat because readers digest.

  9. Seventy2rd o clock | 4:12 am |

    I tried to read the cooking noodles but the water was too deep

  10. Seventy2rd o clock | 4:16 am |

    My favorite type is ‘Pasta New Roman’

  11. Big Fat Cat | 4:16 am |

    That reminds me of R.O.D: Read or Die (リード・オア・ダイ Rīdo Oa Dai) by Hideyuki Kurata,
    If you don’t read, you die of starvation.

  12. DrLex | 4:21 am |

    I read a book in the mouth and now I’m no longer hungry.

  13. jjhitt | 4:22 am |

    Preheat Kindle to 250F for ten minutes.

  14. jjhitt | 4:24 am |

    That’s why I joined the Book-Of-The-Mouth Club.

  15. jjhitt | 4:25 am |

    May I suggest The Rise And Fall Of The Ramen Empire?

  16. J-Luke | 4:27 am |

    Sponsored by Readers Digest.

  17. Seventy2rd o clock | 4:35 am |

    It’s a famous Italian library where I borrowed an excellent lasagna which stayed worm for two weeks, and there’s even that ‘All you can Read’ buffet

  18. Pete | 4:37 am |

    Yet another mystifying international clue about Calvin’s infamous noodle incident?

  19. Droll not Troll | 4:42 am |

    Don’t say you’re happy to shop here, or you may have to eat your words.

  20. Droll not Troll | 4:47 am |

    Maybe you need to bone up on your cooking.

  21. Droll not Troll | 4:59 am |

    But I hate reading spam!

  22. Seventy2rd o clock | 5:06 am |

    Mmmm … eNoodles!

  23. Yu No Hoo | 5:10 am |

    To the library!

  24. Seventy2rd o clock | 5:13 am |

    Udon is read at here!

  25. Seventy2rd o clock | 5:19 am |

    – Read to eat?
    – Write!

  26. Droll not Troll | 5:19 am |

    I’d recommend some Shakespeare; try Munch Ado About Nutting, HAMlet, Julius Cheeser, or even The Tempeh.

  27. Yu No Hoo | 5:20 am |

    I had to go on a diet; nothing but Anne Rice.

  28. Yu No Hoo | 5:23 am |

    Now I know why people move their lips when they read.

  29. Filboid | 5:26 am |

    Hey sarge! This ain’t spaghettios, It’s War and Peace!

  30. Droll not Troll | 5:48 am |

    You just can’t get those dine novels any more.

  31. Yu No Hoo | 5:50 am |

    I went to the optometrist and read the pie chart.

  32. Yu No Hoo | 5:54 am |

    “Your eyes are bigger than your stomach.”

  33. Droll not Troll | 6:05 am |

    Be careful if you read burple prose.

  34. Yu No Hoo | 6:11 am |

    My table setting always includes glasses.

  35. Yu No Hoo | 6:16 am |

    Where is the serial aisle?

  36. Yu No Hoo | 6:19 am |

    I found this place by word of mouth.

  37. Droll not Troll | 7:38 am |

    Do you know your basic food types?

  38. Seventy2rd o clock | 12:44 pm |

    That’s what she wrote

  39. Lora | 12:51 pm |

    Considering that Taiwan is where a lot of rubber prank foods are made, I can see why they specified the type of noodles they’re selling.

  40. Peter | 1:11 pm |

    Are we read to read?

  41. Geo | 2:34 pm |

    We also sell cookbooks. Don’t eat the pictures of the food, please.

  42. alexmagnus | 3:15 pm |

    Wish it were a thing, cooking just by reading some random texts.

  43. Droll not Troll | 5:43 pm |

    Find the text.

  44. Filboid | 6:27 pm |

    I’m really hungry today, make mine a large print version, please.

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