Eau de beef

posted on 2 Sep 2016 in Chinglish, Snacks

meat-fragrance

Now you can smell meaty all day long!

Photo courtesy of Lane Hardy.
Found at Wal-Mart in Kaifaqu, China.

33 captions

  1. Seventy2rd o clock | 10:55 am |

    Find the Engrish Fragrance

  2. SF | 10:58 am |

    Smell the taste

  3. Seventy2rd o clock | 11:00 am |

    – I’m Barbie Grill and this is my best friend, Miss Steak. Nice to meat you, Pizza!

  4. Seventy2rd o clock | 11:04 am |

    – Waiter, where’s my pizza with meat fragrance?
    – Second odor on the left, Sir.

  5. Yu No Hoo | 11:13 am |

    It smells so flesh!

  6. Pete | 11:43 am |

    Additional toppings containing fragrances of grassland, hay, and cow chips available for an extra 20 RMB each.

  7. Pete | 11:44 am |

    Note they didn’t specify which meat from which animal.
    Things that make you go “hmmmmm…”

  8. EffEff | 11:58 am |

    Smell my meat.

  9. Filboid | 11:58 am |

    Mmmmm…meat flagrance!

  10. Seventy2rd o clock | 12:03 pm |

    CAUTION: May contain traces of taste

  11. EffEff | 12:04 pm |

    @Seventy2rd o clock: Good taste or bad taste?

  12. A Non-Y Mouse | 1:36 pm |

    They spray it with “new carne” scent.

  13. Frank Burns | 1:56 pm |

    You want meat fragrance? Pull my finger!

  14. algernon | 2:24 pm |

    Doesn’t contain meat but traces of nuts

  15. algernon | 2:25 pm |

    Sorry did somebody fart

  16. Geo | 2:29 pm |

    The pizza itself, however, is vegetarian. Too bad.

  17. Geo | 2:30 pm |

    Pizza with meat fragrance: to satisfy your carnal desires.

  18. Marum | 4:07 pm |

    @Geo 1430. . Carnal ? Not that sort of meat.

    Don’t you really mean “carnivorous” desires?

  19. Marum | 4:08 pm |

    Unless you are doing something to your steak, rather than tenderizing it.

  20. Pete | 4:20 pm |

    OK, who cut the (pizza) cheese?

  21. Pete | 4:22 pm |

    @Algernon 225:

    Dude you’re forgetting the cardinal rule:
    He who smelt it, dealt it.

  22. Long Tom | 4:36 pm |

    Hope the cheese is real.

  23. Geo | 5:08 pm |

    @Marum | 4:07 pm
    I was trying to make a pun by associating “carnal desires” with both gluttony (which is one of them) and meat itself.
    Unfortunately, the “meat” turned out to be of a different fragrance, as you’ve pointed out.
    Sigh… if I must explain a joke, it’s probably horrible.

  24. Droll not Troll | 5:26 pm |

    It’s a rear bleath of flesh air.

  25. Droll not Troll | 5:51 pm |

    Hmmm… I smell a rat!

  26. Droll not Troll | 5:54 pm |

    @Frank Burns | 1:56 pm: Pizza is now pull-my-finger-food!

  27. Droll not Troll | 6:07 pm |

    @Pete | 11:44 am: I think it’s all bull, myself.

  28. Huu Yuu | 7:57 pm |

    It smells like Teen Pizza Face

  29. Droll not Troll | 9:56 pm |

    The bacon trees are flowering well this year.

  30. Marum | 5:29 am |

    @Geo 0508 😉

  31. A Non-Y Mouse | 8:54 am |

    I prefer eau de calzone.

  32. The Dude | 7:00 am |

    Meat is like coffee, the smell is even better than the taste.

  33. zankhana | 2:17 am |

    Reminds me of the experimental roast beef flavoured contraceptive pill. It didn’t work and resulted in a number of women winding up in the Yorkshire pudding club.

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