He said he’d do it…

posted on 12 Sep 2016 in Engrish from Other Countries, Menus

son-in-law-balls

Thailand has the lowest incidence of domestic violence.

Photo courtesy of Danny B.H.
Menu found in Thailand.

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  1. coffeebot | 4:01 am |  Vote: Add rating 6  Subtract rating 0  

    You can taste the fear.

  2. Huu Yuu | 4:02 am |  Vote: Add rating 17  Subtract rating 0  

    There is a vas deferens in taste when cooked this way.

  3. Marum | 4:02 am |  Vote: Add rating 13  Subtract rating 0  

    I hear his mother-in-law died of smoke exhalation.

  4. algernon | 4:02 am |  Vote: Add rating 24  Subtract rating 0  

    Obviously contains nuts

  5. algernon | 4:03 am |  Vote: Add rating 13  Subtract rating 0  

    Does he grow another set

  6. Huu Yuu | 4:06 am |  Vote: Add rating 6  Subtract rating 1  

    And placed separately on another menu away from this one because they don’t get along: Mother-In-Law

  7. Marum | 4:10 am |  Vote: Add rating 14  Subtract rating 0  

    Hubby comes home early and finds his wife’s boyfriend in bed with her.
    So h drags the bloke down to his shed, and winds his nuts up tight in the vice, and throws away the handle, and goes back into the house.

    He reappears in a couple of minutes with a knife.

    Bf: “You’re not going to cut my nuts off are you?”

    Hubby: “No. You are. I’m going to burn down the shed.”

  8. Marum | 4:12 am |  Vote: Add rating 10  Subtract rating 0  

    @Algernon 0403. No. He’s not General Cluster.

  9. Yu No Hoo | 4:16 am |  Vote: Add rating 9  Subtract rating 0  

    More junk food.

  10. Yu No Hoo | 4:17 am |  Vote: Add rating 3  Subtract rating 0  

    Your nuts if you get married.

  11. Yu No Hoo | 4:20 am |  Vote: Add rating 4  Subtract rating 0  

    Prepared by the shorts-order cook.

  12. Droll not Troll | 4:23 am |  Vote: Add rating 6  Subtract rating 0  

    Eggs bene-dicked.

  13. Marum | 4:24 am |  Vote: Add rating 17  Subtract rating 0  

    In some of the old operas, there are very florid passages for a woman’s voice, which can be sung by no woman on earth. They were written for the Castrati, who had the lung-power of a man, with a soprano’s voice.

    Those passages are usually not sung in their original form anymore.

    It seems that the young men nowdays, are just not cut out for the job.

  14. Droll not Troll | 4:24 am |  Vote: Add rating 9  Subtract rating 0  

    Fried and then boiled?? That’s one vindictive mother-in-law!

  15. jjhitt | 4:25 am |  Vote: Add rating 4  Subtract rating 0  

    Now you know why the coffee is sore.

  16. Marum | 4:25 am |  Vote: Add rating 12  Subtract rating 0  

    @Yu Noo Hoo 0420 Did you say; “Two short” order cooks.

  17. Droll not Troll | 4:27 am |  Vote: Add rating 4  Subtract rating 0  

    I’d prefer some other kind of calamari that doesn’t bite.

  18. Seventy2rd o clock | 4:28 am |  Vote: Add rating 3  Subtract rating 0  

    Corn Cakes -> Corn Freaks -> Porn Cakes -> Porn Freaks -> Balls

  19. Marum | 4:29 am |  Vote: Add rating 12  Subtract rating 0  

    Actually, the son-in-law applied for the job of Head Chef, but he was “two short” for the job.

    BOOM! BOOM!

  20. Seventy2rd o clock | 4:30 am |  Vote: Add rating 4  Subtract rating 0  

    I’d like to try those mother-in law balls ….

  21. Seventy2rd o clock | 4:31 am |  Vote: Add rating 6  Subtract rating 0  

    I’d rather not think about what comes with ‘TO FINISH’ …

  22. Marum | 4:31 am |  Vote: Add rating 11  Subtract rating 0  

    “No wonder the Calamari bites. They were cutting off its tentacles.

  23. Seventy2rd o clock | 4:39 am |  Vote: Add rating 3  Subtract rating 0  

    – I’d like to start with son-in-law balls and finish with Terry-bites, please.

  24. Huu Yuu | 4:39 am |  Vote: Add rating 6  Subtract rating 0  

    I’d rather see my son in law school

  25. Marum | 4:49 am |  Vote: Add rating 12  Subtract rating 0  

    This Aussie bloke is on holidays in Spain.
    While perusing the menu is the Taverna one night he sees : Testículos de toros – on the menu as the Chef’s special. With the English next to it sweetbreads.
    So he orders it, and gets these two huge things which are all he can eat.
    Next night he returns – same deal.
    Third night, he gets these two puny little things. He calls the waiter. “What are these?” he asks.

    W. ‘Sweetbreads senor.’

    AB: “But, but they were this big last time.” he splutters.

    : W: ‘Ah, eet is a verrry sad day senor. Today, El Toro, he win.’

  26. Droll not Troll | 4:57 am |  Vote: Add rating 5  Subtract rating 0  

    If the calamari bites, I suppose the satay tofu really sucks!

  27. Big Fat Cat | 5:07 am |  Vote: Add rating 6  Subtract rating 0  

    That explains why Thailand has the highest sex change operations in the world.

  28. Droll not Troll | 5:25 am |  Vote: Add rating 9  Subtract rating 0  

    One of the waiters refused to serve son-in-law balls, so they gave him the sack.

  29. Frank Burns | 5:30 am |  Vote: Add rating 4  Subtract rating 0  

    I ordered the Prawn Crackers and they sent me some shrimpy white dudes.

  30. Marum | 5:33 am |  Vote: Add rating 10  Subtract rating 0  

    Q. What goes a girl feel when her boyfriend wraps his legs around her.

    A. Hes nuts about her.

  31. Yu No Hoo | 6:26 am |  Vote: Add rating 4  Subtract rating 0  

    He’s probably a bit under the wether right now.

  32. Pete | 8:36 am |  Vote: Add rating 1  Subtract rating 0  

    (can’t breathe…so effing funny!!!)

  33. Pete | 9:03 am |  Vote: Add rating 10  Subtract rating 0  

    @Marum 449:

    Some of us ‘Muricans call them @mountain oysters”

  34. Pete | 9:05 am |  Vote: Add rating 3  Subtract rating 0  

    Just make sure this isn’t No. 2 Restaurant and the dough forvthem corn cakes wasn’t sourced from someone’s corn hole.

  35. Pete | 10:05 am |  Vote: Add rating 3  Subtract rating 0  

    Confucius said:

    Be careful where you put your spring roll or it might wind up deep-fried!

  36. Rt | 12:50 pm |  Vote: Add rating 2  Subtract rating 0  

    No thanks, i’ll stick to peter schweddy’s balls

  37. Geo | 1:49 pm |  Vote: Add rating 9  Subtract rating 0  

    “Deep fried boiled eggs”
    It’s funny, because the Russian for “balls” (not the kind you kick around!) is “яйца” or “ya-ee-tsa”: which literally means “eggs”.

  38. EffEff | 7:21 pm |  Vote: Add rating 1  Subtract rating 0  

    Deep fried boiled egos?

  39. Marum | 8:44 am |  Vote: Add rating 6  Subtract rating 0  

    I observe, the Corn Cakes are also served with Herb’s.

  40. Marum | 8:51 am |  Vote: Add rating 5  Subtract rating 0  

    The Prawn Crackers are specially trained Suicide Squad Shrimps.

    BEWARE! All endothermic amniotes. The day of atonement approaches.

    PRAISE TO THE GLORIUS LEADER!

  41. zankhana | 1:58 am |  Vote: Add rating 3  Subtract rating 0  

    I said I’d have my son in law’s knackers on a plate. I guess I got my wish…………

  42. Peter | 6:18 pm |  Vote: Add rating 0  Subtract rating 0  

    Yummy

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