He said he’d do it…

posted on 12 Sep 2016 in Engrish from Other Countries, Menus


Thailand has the lowest incidence of domestic violence.

Photo courtesy of Danny B.H.
Menu found in Thailand.

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  1. coffeebot | 4:01 am |

    You can taste the fear.

  2. Huu Yuu | 4:02 am |

    There is a vas deferens in taste when cooked this way.

  3. Marum | 4:02 am |

    I hear his mother-in-law died of smoke exhalation.

  4. algernon | 4:02 am |

    Obviously contains nuts

  5. algernon | 4:03 am |

    Does he grow another set

  6. Huu Yuu | 4:06 am |

    And placed separately on another menu away from this one because they don’t get along: Mother-In-Law

  7. Marum | 4:10 am |

    Hubby comes home early and finds his wife’s boyfriend in bed with her.
    So h drags the bloke down to his shed, and winds his nuts up tight in the vice, and throws away the handle, and goes back into the house.

    He reappears in a couple of minutes with a knife.

    Bf: “You’re not going to cut my nuts off are you?”

    Hubby: “No. You are. I’m going to burn down the shed.”

  8. Marum | 4:12 am |

    @Algernon 0403. No. He’s not General Cluster.

  9. Yu No Hoo | 4:16 am |

    More junk food.

  10. Yu No Hoo | 4:17 am |

    Your nuts if you get married.

  11. Yu No Hoo | 4:20 am |

    Prepared by the shorts-order cook.

  12. Droll not Troll | 4:23 am |

    Eggs bene-dicked.

  13. Marum | 4:24 am |

    In some of the old operas, there are very florid passages for a woman’s voice, which can be sung by no woman on earth. They were written for the Castrati, who had the lung-power of a man, with a soprano’s voice.

    Those passages are usually not sung in their original form anymore.

    It seems that the young men nowdays, are just not cut out for the job.

  14. Droll not Troll | 4:24 am |

    Fried and then boiled?? That’s one vindictive mother-in-law!

  15. jjhitt | 4:25 am |

    Now you know why the coffee is sore.

  16. Marum | 4:25 am |

    @Yu Noo Hoo 0420 Did you say; “Two short” order cooks.

  17. Droll not Troll | 4:27 am |

    I’d prefer some other kind of calamari that doesn’t bite.

  18. Seventy2rd o clock | 4:28 am |

    Corn Cakes -> Corn Freaks -> Porn Cakes -> Porn Freaks -> Balls

  19. Marum | 4:29 am |

    Actually, the son-in-law applied for the job of Head Chef, but he was “two short” for the job.


  20. Seventy2rd o clock | 4:30 am |

    I’d like to try those mother-in law balls ….

  21. Seventy2rd o clock | 4:31 am |

    I’d rather not think about what comes with ‘TO FINISH’ …

  22. Marum | 4:31 am |

    “No wonder the Calamari bites. They were cutting off its tentacles.

  23. Seventy2rd o clock | 4:39 am |

    – I’d like to start with son-in-law balls and finish with Terry-bites, please.

  24. Huu Yuu | 4:39 am |

    I’d rather see my son in law school

  25. Marum | 4:49 am |

    This Aussie bloke is on holidays in Spain.
    While perusing the menu is the Taverna one night he sees : Testículos de toros – on the menu as the Chef’s special. With the English next to it sweetbreads.
    So he orders it, and gets these two huge things which are all he can eat.
    Next night he returns – same deal.
    Third night, he gets these two puny little things. He calls the waiter. “What are these?” he asks.

    W. ‘Sweetbreads senor.’

    AB: “But, but they were this big last time.” he splutters.

    : W: ‘Ah, eet is a verrry sad day senor. Today, El Toro, he win.’

  26. Droll not Troll | 4:57 am |

    If the calamari bites, I suppose the satay tofu really sucks!

  27. Big Fat Cat | 5:07 am |

    That explains why Thailand has the highest sex change operations in the world.

  28. Droll not Troll | 5:25 am |

    One of the waiters refused to serve son-in-law balls, so they gave him the sack.

  29. Frank Burns | 5:30 am |

    I ordered the Prawn Crackers and they sent me some shrimpy white dudes.

  30. Marum | 5:33 am |

    Q. What goes a girl feel when her boyfriend wraps his legs around her.

    A. Hes nuts about her.

  31. Yu No Hoo | 6:26 am |

    He’s probably a bit under the wether right now.

  32. Pete | 8:36 am |

    (can’t breathe…so effing funny!!!)

  33. Pete | 9:03 am |

    @Marum 449:

    Some of us ‘Muricans call them @mountain oysters”

  34. Pete | 9:05 am |

    Just make sure this isn’t No. 2 Restaurant and the dough forvthem corn cakes wasn’t sourced from someone’s corn hole.

  35. Pete | 10:05 am |

    Confucius said:

    Be careful where you put your spring roll or it might wind up deep-fried!

  36. Rt | 12:50 pm |

    No thanks, i’ll stick to peter schweddy’s balls

  37. Geo | 1:49 pm |

    “Deep fried boiled eggs”
    It’s funny, because the Russian for “balls” (not the kind you kick around!) is “яйца” or “ya-ee-tsa”: which literally means “eggs”.

  38. EffEff | 7:21 pm |

    Deep fried boiled egos?

  39. Marum | 8:44 am |

    I observe, the Corn Cakes are also served with Herb’s.

  40. Marum | 8:51 am |

    The Prawn Crackers are specially trained Suicide Squad Shrimps.

    BEWARE! All endothermic amniotes. The day of atonement approaches.


  41. zankhana | 1:58 am |

    I said I’d have my son in law’s knackers on a plate. I guess I got my wish…………

  42. Peter | 6:18 pm |


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