Honey, have you seen the landlord?

posted on 21 Sep 2016 in Chinglish, Menus

fight-against-landlords

Lower rent! And more ribs.

Photo courtesy of Kirill Kuzmin.
Menu found in China.

36 captions

  1. Huu Yuu | 4:01 am |

    The landlord was named Adam, and here are his ribs.

  2. algernon | 4:01 am |

    Turn them into a meat dish. Problem solved

  3. Marum | 4:02 am |

    Looks like his lover, err liver.

  4. Huu Yuu | 4:02 am |

    In China, you have to sneak political messages in wherever you can.

  5. algernon | 4:02 am |

    Honey I burnt the chips.

  6. algernon | 4:03 am |

    Donald Trump?

  7. Marum | 4:08 am |

    Down with the Petit Bourgeoisie, more power to the proletariat.

    Workers of the world unite, cast out the Capitalist running dogs.

  8. Big Fat Cat | 4:11 am |

    Favorite dish during Cultural Revolution.

  9. Big Fat Cat | 4:12 am |

    The restaurant name is Rent Control.

  10. Droll not Troll | 4:14 am |

    It’s the lease we can do!

  11. Yu No Hoo | 4:16 am |

    Serf and turf.

  12. Big Fat Cat | 4:22 am |

    Please also try our complementary appetizer and dessert: Fight the Eviction and Fight the Bailiff.

  13. DrLex | 4:23 am |

    Curiously, the translation is correct. This is the name of a kind of poker game. Maybe it is played with chunks of meat instead of chips.

  14. Yu No Hoo | 4:33 am |

    Would you like to rent a menu, sir?

  15. Geo | 4:37 am |

    They deserve SOME punishment for overcharging us, but cooking sounds too harsh of a penalty… oh well, it was the Great War of ’37.

  16. DrLex | 4:43 am |

    This is what happens when renting houses to cannibals.

  17. Marum | 4:52 am |

    @Dr Lex 0423 Chinesee Monoply maybe?

  18. Frank Burns | 5:07 am |

    Until he fixes the roof, I’m putting the rent money into escargot.

  19. Marum | 5:17 am |

    This method is quicker than Political Re-education.

  20. Marum | 5:21 am |

    @FB 0507. Great one mate. That comment so discombobulated my mental organisation, that it took me ages to remember the correct word.

    “escrow”. 💡

  21. jjhitt | 5:45 am |

    Chianti anyone?

  22. timmy | 5:46 am |

    We’re having super for supper!

  23. Seventy2rd o clock | 6:32 am |

    – Waiter! We’d like new order, please.

  24. Seventy2rd o clock | 6:36 am |

    Rent In Peace

  25. Yu No Hoo | 7:18 am |

    That’s the first and last time I’m having this.

  26. Seventy2rd o clock | 7:45 am |

    – Waiter! I think there’s Sum Ting Wong here.
    – Yes – that was the gentleman’s name, Sir.

  27. DrLex | 7:54 am |

    @jjhitt 5:45. Yes please, and some fava beans as well.

  28. Pete | 8:34 am |

    We serfs are starving.
    Fight the landlords and raid their refrigerators!

  29. UCity | 10:14 am |

    Obviously, somebody won, but it isn’t clear who.

  30. Seventy2rd o clock | 10:36 am |

    – How would you like your fight against landlords, Madam?
    – I ketchup them and French fries them.

  31. Filboid | 10:47 am |

    No problem, I’m an atheist anyway.

  32. TS | 10:08 pm |

    Eat the rich, eat your landlord.

  33. A Non-Y Mouse | 1:58 am |

    In all seriousness, is this maybe a metaphorical reference to the smell of this menu item?

  34. iLock | 3:06 am |

    I’ll have my steak medium-arrears.

  35. Droll not Troll | 4:06 am |

    They shall be rent asunder!

  36. Marum | 7:01 am |

    Our meals have a Kuomin tang.

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