I think it’s in the rice…

posted on 1 Sep 2016 in Chinglish, Menus

find-the-taste

Find your tip.

Photo courtesy of Lane Hardy.
Restaurant found in Kaifaqu, China.

47 captions

  1. Huu Yuu | 4:01 am |

    I think I found the taste — the rainbow

  2. algernon | 4:01 am |

    All pretty tasteless to me

  3. Huu Yuu | 4:02 am |

    You get to play a guessing game about the food you are eating.

  4. algernon | 4:02 am |

    Its out the back

  5. Huu Yuu | 4:03 am |

    I’m still trying to find the food from whatever it was the waiter served me.

  6. Big Fat Cat | 4:10 am |

    The restaurant is not seeker sensitive.

  7. Seventy2rd o clock | 4:11 am |

    – How does it taste, honey?
    – Searching … Please wait …

  8. Seventy2rd o clock | 4:13 am |

    – Waiter! Do I have to Google it or just online translate it?

  9. Marum | 4:16 am |

    It’s probably in their bum.

  10. Marum | 4:19 am |

    Our Minute Steak really is minUte.

  11. Seventy2rd o clock | 4:21 am |

    I only found a strange taste … of humor

  12. jjhitt | 4:24 am |

    It could be anywhere.

  13. SF | 4:25 am |

    Best tofu restaurant in town.

  14. DrLex | 4:28 am |

    Bland is our brand.

  15. jjhitt | 4:31 am |

    Waldo and Carmen Santiago eat here all the time.

  16. DrLex | 4:39 am |

    I’m not sure whether this translation of the two separate Hanzi is less bad as a restaurant name than the translation of “xunwei” as one word, which is: “think over”.

  17. Yu No Hoo | 4:40 am |

    Alimentary, my dear Watson.

  18. Seventy2rd o clock | 4:42 am |

    – Waiter! There’s a taste in my soup!

  19. Droll not Troll | 4:44 am |

    Well, I checked Donald Trump’s speeches and it’s definitely not there.

  20. Droll not Troll | 4:55 am |

    Do you have a licker licence?

  21. Yu No Hoo | 4:56 am |

    Best to take this translation with a grain of salt.

  22. Droll not Troll | 4:57 am |

    Don’t bother looking for the smell. It will find you.

  23. Droll not Troll | 4:59 am |

    Seems like a rather chilli reception.

  24. Seventy2rd o clock | 5:06 am |

    Better than that ‘Find the food’ restaurant …

  25. Yu No Hoo | 5:09 am |

    Tough challenge but I think I’ve got it licked.

  26. Seventy2rd o clock | 5:15 am |

    – Look Ma, no taste!

  27. coffeebot | 5:51 am |

    Is it the shrimp? It’s the shrimp.

  28. alexmagnus | 6:19 am |

    Are you telling me I’ve got no taste?

  29. Marum | 6:42 am |

    It’s twice as nice with sugar and spice.

  30. Yu No Hoo | 6:47 am |

    That sign makes no sense.

  31. Droll not Troll | 6:48 am |

    Wait – it’s on the tip of my tongue…

  32. Yu No Hoo | 6:51 am |

    Step 2 of Hide the Pickle.

  33. Seventy2rd o clock | 6:54 am |

    SALE: Find the taste, lose the appetite for free!

  34. Classic Steve | 7:35 am |

    The meat’s so rare it ran away.

  35. Classic Steve | 7:35 am |

    Actually, is it rare or just hard to come by?

  36. Seventy2rd o clock | 9:03 am |

    This Is Not Here

  37. Long Tom | 10:07 am |

    I see they have Irish restaurants in China too.

  38. Big Fat Cat | 12:10 pm |

    I stared into the soup and cried out, ” Is that you, Nemo?”

  39. EffEff | 1:01 pm |

    Is this supposed to be a Rorschach test? The rightmost Chinese character looks like a one-legged person in a large trenchcoat and hat, stealing a red carpet with an oversized hand.

  40. Geo | 1:59 pm |

    Every meal is hidden, accompanied by cryptic (i.e. poorly translated) instructions for a scavenger hunt inside the building, as well as nearby buildings. You won’t be refunded if you don’t find it.

  41. Seventy2rd o clock | 3:08 pm |

    – Waiter! This meat tastes like sh*t!
    – Congratulations, Madam!

  42. Rt | 3:44 pm |

    Like pokemon go, but for foodies

  43. Marum | 3:23 am |

    @EffEff 1301.. It’s Mr. Gadget. Can’t you see the wrench in his right hand. :roll:

  44. sirpaulfan | 4:57 am |

    It’s gotta be here somewhere! It couldn’t have just WOKKED away (sorry)

  45. PeeBee | 5:10 am |

    I can’t find any taste, Bud.

  46. Huu Yuu | 5:33 am |

    Find the next Engrish, because it is late :)

  47. The Dude | 7:03 am |

    This place makes hospital food seem delightful.

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