I wouldn’t. He always starts pecking.

posted on 18 Sep 2016 in Signs

lets-chicken-party

And that’s where eggs come from…

Photo courtesy of Brian Rubrecht.
Restaurant sign found in Tokyo.

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  1. Marum | 4:01 am |  Vote: Add rating 18  Subtract rating 0  

    I, Foghorn Leghorn, approve of this idea.

  2. Huu Yuu | 4:02 am |  Vote: Add rating 1  Subtract rating 0  

    The beak looks like a crescent moon. There is too much of the head and neck missing to make sense of it.

  3. algernon | 4:02 am |  Vote: Add rating 9  Subtract rating 1  

    And peck with a beer

  4. algernon | 4:02 am |  Vote: Add rating 9  Subtract rating 0  

    Just the thing for hens night

  5. Marum | 4:03 am |  Vote: Add rating 10  Subtract rating 0  

    As one stag said to the other.
    We could have a good time if we had enough doe.

  6. Huu Yuu | 4:03 am |  Vote: Add rating 3  Subtract rating 0  

    And the chicken dance is the only dance allowed at the party.

  7. Marum | 4:06 am |  Vote: Add rating 9  Subtract rating 0  

    As the little der said as she walked out of the stag party.

    “Wooo eee! That’s the last time I do THAT, for a thousand bucks.

  8. Seventy2rd o clock | 4:06 am |  Vote: Add rating 0  Subtract rating 0  

    Let’s! Nut’s!

  9. Marum | 4:06 am |  Vote: Add rating 4  Subtract rating 0  

    deer deer

  10. Big Fat Cat | 4:07 am |  Vote: Add rating 5  Subtract rating 0  

    That‘s KFC – Kyoto Freaking Chicken.

  11. Marum | 4:07 am |  Vote: Add rating 5  Subtract rating 0  

    As full as a fowl.

  12. coffeebot | 4:08 am |  Vote: Add rating 2  Subtract rating 0  

    I’m going to enjoy crowing during HIS hangover.

  13. Marum | 4:09 am |  Vote: Add rating 6  Subtract rating 0  

    Do plastered chooks lay scrambled eggs?

  14. Marum | 4:12 am |  Vote: Add rating 7  Subtract rating 0  

    Barley by the peck, beer by the gallon.

  15. Huu Yuu | 4:13 am |  Vote: Add rating 0  Subtract rating 0  

    Let’s! raise the barn …. roof!

  16. Seventy2rd o clock | 4:16 am |  Vote: Add rating 11  Subtract rating 0  

    Also, let’s:

    Malcolm Peter Brian Telescope Adrian Umbrella Stand Jasper Wednesday (pops mouth twice) Stoatgobbler John Raw Vegetable (whinnying) Arthur Norman Michael (blows squeaker) Featherstone Smith (whistle) Northcott Edwards Harris (fires pistol, then ‘whoop’) Mason (chuff-chuff-chuff-chuff) Frampton Jones Fruitbat Gilbert (sings) ‘We’ll keep a welcome in the’ (three shots) Williams If I Could Walk That Way Jenkin (squeaker) Tiger-drawers Pratt Thompson (sings) ‘Raindrops Keep Falling On My Head’ Darcy Carter (horn) Pussycat (sings) ‘Don’t Sleep In The Subway’ Barton Mainwaring (hoot, ‘whoop’) Smith Very Silly Party (Depends on chicken)

  17. Seventy2rd o clock | 4:21 am |  Vote: Add rating 1  Subtract rating 0  

    Go home Chicken, you’re drunk.

  18. Droll not Troll | 4:21 am |  Vote: Add rating 3  Subtract rating 0  

    Let’s egg party, so we can all get laid.

  19. Droll not Troll | 4:23 am |  Vote: Add rating 0  Subtract rating 0  

    Rock out with your male fowl out.

  20. Droll not Troll | 4:25 am |  Vote: Add rating 2  Subtract rating 0  

    It only costs a buck-buck-buck to get in.

  21. Marum | 4:28 am |  Vote: Add rating 9  Subtract rating 0  

    Many years ago, before .08 and then .05, I was a member of the Bris. German Club. was having a bad day with equipment broken down all over town. So all hot and bothered, and cranky, I went to the German Club for lunch.The Fraülein behind the bar looked at me, and said:

    Fr: “Sie musste ein Liter haben ”

    Me: ‘Ach ya! Sie haben recht! Ein liter danke.’

    So I got this whopping great stein with a litre of good German beer. By the time I finished that, I was feeling no pain

  22. Droll not Troll | 4:29 am |  Vote: Add rating 3  Subtract rating 0  

    The party runs through to nest weekend.

  23. Yu No Hoo | 4:33 am |  Vote: Add rating 1  Subtract rating 0  

    Ain’t nobody here but us chickens.

  24. Droll not Troll | 4:36 am |  Vote: Add rating 6  Subtract rating 0  

    So that’s why the chicken crossed the road!

  25. DrLex | 4:39 am |  Vote: Add rating 5  Subtract rating 0  

    Out with the pecking order, in with the drinking order.

  26. Yu No Hoo | 4:44 am |  Vote: Add rating 4  Subtract rating 0  

    Look out when they get into the moult liquor.

  27. Marum | 4:45 am |  Vote: Add rating 8  Subtract rating 0  

    “Prost, damit die Gurgel nicht verrostet”.

  28. Chris | 4:48 am |  Vote: Add rating 3  Subtract rating 0  

    Be careful with that pecker

  29. Marum | 4:51 am |  Vote: Add rating 7  Subtract rating 0  

    “Here’s to the demon drink!”

    “DOWN WITH IT!”

  30. Droll not Troll | 4:51 am |  Vote: Add rating 6  Subtract rating 0  

    A popular place with journalists who want to win a pullet surprise.

  31. Marum | 4:55 am |  Vote: Add rating 9  Subtract rating 0  

    He who gets drunk sleeps.
    He who sleeps does not sin.
    He who does not sin goes to Heaven.
    So! Let’s all get drunk and go to Heaven

  32. Yu No Hoo | 4:57 am |  Vote: Add rating 0  Subtract rating 0  

    They’ll drink ’til they’re cut off.

  33. Marum | 5:24 am |  Vote: Add rating 8  Subtract rating 0  

    Südelos betrunken.- sinnlos betrunken Sinless drunk :lol;
    Weak pun, in light of my previous posting

  34. Marum | 5:27 am |  Vote: Add rating 7  Subtract rating 0  

    DIT: Sündlos

  35. Marum | 5:32 am |  Vote: Add rating 7  Subtract rating 0  

    companeroacompanera

  36. Marum | 5:35 am |  Vote: Add rating 9  Subtract rating 0  

    @Huu Yuu.. 0402. Correct. It’s the flag of Turkey.

  37. Marum | 5:41 am |  Vote: Add rating 9  Subtract rating 0  

    Drink, drink, drink
    To eyes that are bright as stars when they’re shining on me
    Drink, drink, drink
    To lips that are red and sweet as the fruit on the tree

    Here’s a hope that those bright eyes will shine
    Lovingly, longingly soon into mine
    May those lips that are red and sweet
    Tonight with joy my own lips meet

    Drink, drink, let the toast start
    May young hearts never part
    Drink, drink, drink
    Let every true lover salute his sweetheart. (From The Student Prince)

    Any song that combines drinking with romance has got me.

  38. Ben | 5:44 am |  Vote: Add rating 0  Subtract rating 1  

    15 separate postings already? Looks more like a spam party. Restraint, please.

  39. Marum | 5:45 am |  Vote: Add rating 9  Subtract rating 0  

    BTW ’tis Oktoberfest.

    Prost, damit die Gurgel nicht verrostet”.

  40. A Non-Y Mouse | 5:45 am |  Vote: Add rating 2  Subtract rating 0  

    I have to ask – is that beer, or bubble tea with whipped cream on top?

  41. Seventy2rd o clock | 5:51 am |  Vote: Add rating 2  Subtract rating 0  

    – Waiter! There’s a chicken in my soup!
    – Would you prefer a beer, Sir?

  42. Droll not Troll | 6:10 am |  Vote: Add rating 1  Subtract rating 0  

    Come in, let’s all get fried.

  43. Yu No Hoo | 7:15 am |  Vote: Add rating 3  Subtract rating 0  

    Next they’re gonna get into the tequila and start fighting over the worm.

  44. Droll not Troll | 7:32 am |  Vote: Add rating 2  Subtract rating 0  

    Capon is made at here!

  45. Seventy2rd o clock | 9:05 am |  Vote: Add rating 2  Subtract rating 0  

    – *Hic!*
    – *Cluck!*

  46. Long Tom | 9:15 am |  Vote: Add rating 4  Subtract rating 0  

    Incidentally, Playboy magazine was originally titled “Stag Party”, with a stag as its mascot. But another magazine already had that name, so they renamed the magazine and changed the mascot to a rabbit.

  47. iLock | 9:31 am |  Vote: Add rating 1  Subtract rating 0  

    Let’s Destruction Derby?

  48. Lora | 10:30 am |  Vote: Add rating 3  Subtract rating 0  

    Chickens that are rude and unreasonable become drunk and disorderly.

  49. Lora | 10:34 am |  Vote: Add rating 3  Subtract rating 0  

    Is a chicken party like a gender-neutral version of a hen party?

  50. Lora | 10:35 am |  Vote: Add rating 3  Subtract rating 0  

    And instead of the usual lampshades, do they put empty KFC buckets over their heads?

  51. Geo | 3:08 pm |  Vote: Add rating 1  Subtract rating 0  

    Where everyone does the chicken dance.

  52. Pete | 8:58 pm |  Vote: Add rating 3  Subtract rating 0  

    Do all roosters wear huge-@$$ glasses when the drink brewskis?

  53. Pete | 9:00 pm |  Vote: Add rating 5  Subtract rating 0  

    The Japanese actually says:

    “Birdface Rotisserie and Fried Chicken Specialty Shop”.

  54. Pete | 9:02 pm |  Vote: Add rating 6  Subtract rating 0  

    Is that a banana or is your beak just happy to see me?

  55. Frank Burns | 6:52 am |  Vote: Add rating 4  Subtract rating 0  

    Let’s get Clucked- Up!

  56. PeeBee | 7:24 am |  Vote: Add rating 2  Subtract rating 0  

    Eh, it’s nothing to crow about.

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